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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27779468 - 05/15/22 10:04 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I'll willingly eat snake only because I know I can cook it and make it a banger. Also I do not pray for any reason whatsoever.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27779470 - 05/15/22 10:05 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Spreads butter on both sides of toast
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27779481 - 05/15/22 10:10 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Collects normal rocks that aren't even interesting to look at.
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi


Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,660
Loc: The Primordial Mind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27779517 - 05/15/22 10:32 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Once enslaved a creature that was the last of its kind to mindlessly bounce up and down for all eternity - cruelly imprisoned within his sig space.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27779563 - 05/15/22 11:02 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Touches himself to thoughts of Jiminy Cricket
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27779704 - 05/16/22 01:13 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Slipped on banana peels a suspicious amount of times.
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27779707 - 05/16/22 01:16 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Blind Ass said: Once enslaved a creature that was the last of its kind to mindlessly bounce up and down for all eternity - cruelly imprisoned within his sig space.

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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake] 1
#27779889 - 05/16/22 06:51 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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is spread rather thin.
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante] 1
#27779920 - 05/16/22 07:25 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Giggles uncontrollably every time someone says "peepee"
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27780010 - 05/16/22 09:15 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Constructed a secret Bruce Wayne style batcave but uses it to host underground interpretive dance battles
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 18 hours, 35 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27780039 - 05/16/22 09:54 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Cries at flashmobs. He can't figure out why. He is just so overjoyed!
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27780794 - 05/16/22 08:24 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Interpreted in dance, the Coptic Orthodox Church's, Liturgy of Saint Gregory the Illuminator, in some drunk's mom's basement.
Edited by HomelessSorcerer (05/16/22 08:24 PM)
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 18 hours, 35 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27780804 - 05/16/22 08:39 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Always wanted to be just like Kevin bacon in footloose!
Fighting against the Baptist's lack of dance skills.
He just needs to cut loose!
He is too scared of the high bar though! Also he can't dance!
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27780811 - 05/16/22 08:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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wets the bed. on purpose
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 7 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27780813 - 05/16/22 08:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Paddles his dingy in the darkness of night dressed blacker than than the ace of spades, silently creeping from dock to dock, raiding everyone's crab traps of their contents, be it crustaceans or bait or both, before vanishing into the mist and feasting on the salty plunder
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 18 hours, 35 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27780819 - 05/16/22 08:56 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Was so high in on heroin the other day he thought he had to fart but dumped about 2lbs of poop in his shorts.
Edit: I can't spell for shit! Because....?
Edited by Vibetyme (05/16/22 09:48 PM)
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme] 1
#27780877 - 05/16/22 10:08 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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All middle class American college kid from Zearing, doing a management major, with a minor in civil administration, at Iowa State.
Drove to the vulnerable part of town to buy crack and heroin. On the front porch, having paid for and received his drugs, was pistol whipped from behind.
Lost consciousness, remained breathing, began paddling a dinghy in the darkness of night, dressed blacker than the ace of spades
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 18 hours, 35 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27780900 - 05/16/22 10:35 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Dropped out of college in his final year because his girlfriend got pregnant. He had to pay those bills. Only to find out the baby wasn't even his. It was actually his brother's baby.
They really put the "fun" in dysfunctional!
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme] 1
#27780950 - 05/16/22 11:27 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is a talented ventriloquist - could easily have become a successful entertainer.
Instead started robbing banks with his favorite dummy, Mr. Stojkov.
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[Mr. Stojkov, brandishing miniature gun]: Everybody shut the fuck up! Next person who talks gets a headshot!
[Vibetyme, brandishing gun]: Mr. Security Guard is going to be a hero.
[Security Guard]: I'm not doing anything.
*Vibetyme looks at Mr. Stojkov, at which point Mr. Stojkov nods, and Vibetyme shoots the security guard in the knee*
[Mr. Stojkov]: Now, I am by no means a religious man..
*Gestures at Vibetyme to pass him a cigarette*
..But today is Ash Wednesday, and...
Edited by HomelessSorcerer (05/16/22 11:30 PM)
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 18 hours, 35 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27780971 - 05/16/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Plays in a one man mariachi band in downtown New Orleans on the corner.
Instead of just doing it "regular" he does it with a Jamaican accent which confuses everyone even himself from time to time!
As he is obviously a white guy!
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