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The Blind Ass
Bodhi


Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,658
Loc: The Primordial Mind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27776450 - 05/14/22 04:00 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Conceals an inordinate amount of rage & sadness behind the loveliest set of ocean blue within blue eyes…..
You can’t really blame him though. While growing up, lost everyone & everything near & dear to his heart when one day his peaceful village was accidentally obliterated by a patriot missile that had malfunctioned, causing it to veer off of its original course; the intended was meant for an area known infamously as a hotbed of illegal activity & the home to the largest terrorist network in the world. Had the Pentagon’s mission gone as planned, and the missile successfully hit its intended target some 95% of the world’s addicting drugs, WMDs, terrorists & criminals would have vanished off the face of the earth in a single instant.
Instead however, & unbeknownst to his parents, on that fateful dreadful morning… A young HomelessSorcerer crept out of bed extra early & headed out a few miles away to a grassy field in which he’d be testing out his newest invention - a homemade Kite meant to collect extra solar power for his humble village’s meager battery banks - all so that he could fulfill the dream of allowing the children enough power so that they would be able to have access to light so that they could see their textbooks to study during the late afternoons. In his heart he’d hoped that if he could only somehow give the his peers an extra hr or two of light for studying that it would allow them the tiniest advantage one needed to eventually score well enough on the government’s mandatory end of middle school STEM exams so that they’d be granted a full ride….and in so doing - finally be free from the shackles of abject poverty.
But rather than do just that - the kite’s technology somehow interfered with Patriot Missile’s guidance system - leading its engine to short out causing it to fall & explode upon his village - killing everyone just soon after they’d woken up…
Upon learning of the tragedy, he soon came to be hailed as a hero by those terrorists inadvertently saved by his tragically unfortunate yet completely innocent mistake. And to add to his woes - because of this occurrence, the US gov (unaware of his true intentions) then erroneously concluded he’d been working with the terrorists, and that he had intentionally interfered with their missile, causing it to miss & kill innocents - something that only could’ve been masterminded by what they suspected was an evil boy genius terrorist of sorts. Their grave misunderstanding led to HS being hunted as a wanted man everywhere he’d go to for the rest of his natural life. And even if the gov. somehow discovered the truth, that they’d got him all wrong - nary would it change the fact that he could never come to forgive himself for the purely adventitious role his innocent actions in the catastrophe he got mixed up in while still very much only a young child himself….
And thus concludes the story of how he came to be known as “ The Homeless Sorcerer”…
-------------------- Give me Liberty caps -or- give me Death caps
Edited by The Blind Ass (05/14/22 04:12 AM)
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
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Loc: FNQ
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27776504 - 05/14/22 05:33 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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TLDR.
Brings a pen to a gun fight.
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The nearest we ever come to knowing truth is when we are witness to paradox.
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QM33
(NOT A PUPPET!) ❤❤❤❤❤



Registered: 04/09/20
Posts: 4,739
Loc: Oregon
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27776517 - 05/14/22 05:48 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Brings a gun to a pen fight.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: QM33] 1
#27776610 - 05/14/22 08:07 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Addicted to coffee enemas. Only the freshest beans ground by mortar and pestle for his butt
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27776684 - 05/14/22 09:30 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Addicted to eating tide laundry pods!
Loves that sudsy fresh taste!
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27776740 - 05/14/22 10:27 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Doesn't know how to whistle.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27776743 - 05/14/22 10:32 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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His ears whistle when he eats anything hotter than a bell pepper
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27776752 - 05/14/22 10:40 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Farts everytime he sneezes.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27776755 - 05/14/22 10:42 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Couldn't distinguish Voltron from a Gundam
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christopera
Stranger


Registered: 10/13/17
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#27776771 - 05/14/22 10:50 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Knows what Voltron is despite knowing Gundam is better.
Oh shit, I just burnt you and I.
-------------------- Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. A Dorito is pizza, change my mind. Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things I’m sorry it had to be me.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
#27776774 - 05/14/22 10:51 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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nerd alert!
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27776782 - 05/14/22 10:56 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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ate Nerds out of a stripper's butthole
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#27776795 - 05/14/22 11:09 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Listens to Ricky Martin's 'Livin' La Vida Loca' on repeat when celebrating.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27777007 - 05/14/22 02:32 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Blind Ass said: Conceals an inordinate amount of rage & sadness behind the loveliest set of ocean blue within blue eyes…..
You can’t really blame him though. While growing up, lost everyone & everything near & dear to his heart when one day his peaceful village was accidentally obliterated by a patriot missile that had malfunctioned, causing it to veer off of its original course; the intended was meant for an area known infamously as a hotbed of illegal activity & the home to the largest terrorist network in the world. Had the Pentagon’s mission gone as planned, and the missile successfully hit its intended target some 95% of the world’s addicting drugs, WMDs, terrorists & criminals would have vanished off the face of the earth in a single instant.
Instead however, & unbeknownst to his parents, on that fateful dreadful morning… A young HomelessSorcerer crept out of bed extra early & headed out a few miles away to a grassy field in which he’d be testing out his newest invention - a homemade Kite meant to collect extra solar power for his humble village’s meager battery banks - all so that he could fulfill the dream of allowing the children enough power so that they would be able to have access to light so that they could see their textbooks to study during the late afternoons. In his heart he’d hoped that if he could only somehow give the his peers an extra hr or two of light for studying that it would allow them the tiniest advantage one needed to eventually score well enough on the government’s mandatory end of middle school STEM exams so that they’d be granted a full ride….and in so doing - finally be free from the shackles of abject poverty.
But rather than do just that - the kite’s technology somehow interfered with Patriot Missile’s guidance system - leading its engine to short out causing it to fall & explode upon his village - killing everyone just soon after they’d woken up…
Upon learning of the tragedy, he soon came to be hailed as a hero by those terrorists inadvertently saved by his tragically unfortunate yet completely innocent mistake. And to add to his woes - because of this occurrence, the US gov (unaware of his true intentions) then erroneously concluded he’d been working with the terrorists, and that he had intentionally interfered with their missile, causing it to miss & kill innocents - something that only could’ve been masterminded by what they suspected was an evil boy genius terrorist of sorts. Their grave misunderstanding led to HS being hunted as a wanted man everywhere he’d go to for the rest of his natural life. And even if the gov. somehow discovered the truth, that they’d got him all wrong - nary would it change the fact that he could never come to forgive himself for the purely adventitious role his innocent actions in the catastrophe he got mixed up in while still very much only a young child himself….
And thus concludes the story of how he came to be known as “ The Homeless Sorcerer”…
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27777701 - 05/15/22 02:09 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Spends his weekends bleeding from a crown of thorns, while carrying hefty wooden crosses (into which fanatical Filipino men are crucified) up and down the busiest boulevard in the cbd.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27777742 - 05/15/22 03:14 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is a transient homeless man, a sad loner who has been playing the same solo session of Dnd for 23 years, all over America.
Prolific trainhopper.
Always eats a cold stew on board and drinks a bottle of ch'i.
Has killed multiple bulls.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27777744 - 05/15/22 03:18 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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^fundamentalist Buddhist.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27777792 - 05/15/22 04:44 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Born in the 80s but has flashbacks of anti Vietnam war protests in which he is a tripping hippy named Tod carrying a sign reading, I AM RISEN, BABY, FUCK YOU, PIGGY.
His, "'backs", always terminate the instant he (Tod) is kicked in the head by the police horse.
He startles easily. Sadly so.
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Once shared a well appointed psych ward room with a 23 year old man suffering chronic debilitating Vietnam war combat deja vus - the doctors had him on Haldol, Clozapine, some veterinary drug..
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer] 1
#27777795 - 05/15/22 04:46 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Occasionally imagines the app shortcuts on his phone is candy and ends up licking them.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27777798 - 05/15/22 04:52 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Speaks strictly in soliloquies.
Including with family.
Refuses to take off his favored burgundy kimono.
Dude, it's your parents' house.
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