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InvisibleT-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27769843 - 05/09/22 02:01 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is so fat, his ol' lady has to rig him into bed every night, using manual chain falls and reinforced ceiling beams. The box spring was replaced with cinder blocks.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #27770560 - 05/09/22 11:55 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is so ugly his girlfriend goes everywhere he does so she never has to kiss him goodbye!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27771231 - 05/10/22 01:22 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Your mom


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27771875 - 05/10/22 08:37 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

My mom is awesome! 

It's your mom who is the lush who goes out drinking and picks up every dirty biker she can get her lips on.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27774765 - 05/12/22 09:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Ok ok... it was actually my mom going out picking up the dirty bikers.

Damn those hells angels and their cool ass bikes!

Sorry not sorry to project my situation onto yours! :sad:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27775362 - 05/13/22 09:46 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Built like the Michelin man but drives on Goodride tires


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27775396 - 05/13/22 10:09 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Has an oddly shaped toe.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
    #27775406 - 05/13/22 10:21 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

I have more than one :lol:

Shaves his whole body except his nipple dreads


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27776260 - 05/13/22 11:12 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is on the dole, on the astral plane, and a junkie on it too.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27776347 - 05/14/22 12:54 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Eats yogurt without any utensils.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
    #27776359 - 05/14/22 01:06 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

uses yogurt as a lubricant to masturbate with


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27776383 - 05/14/22 01:38 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Tunes his guitar to Eb minor and erratically strums it open whilst wailing like a dying cat.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake] * 1
    #27776388 - 05/14/22 01:53 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Cruelly tortured fish, and only fish, but prodigiously, in his childhood. His father is a vivacious and postschizophrenic alcoholic fishmonger, feted all along the Sahel.

His mother is incapable of empathy, cold and domineering. She is the sun in the solar system of his agonized, his brutalized psyche.

Also likes to sniff glue and set shit* on fire.

What a fucking disgrace**.

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*Shit, as in cars, stores, fish farms, colleges, funeral homes, et cetera.

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**In fact, he overcame fish, fire and mother, and choreographed a bestselling bildungsroman, a ballet entitled, Carpathians. As of 10 May 2022, his was the most critically acclaimed ballet in the Sahel, Milan, and conservative Norwegian counties***.

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*****My lawyer arrested elaboration, right at this point.

His lawyer was an illiterate Norwegian fishherd who abused quaaludes.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27776393 - 05/14/22 02:03 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

longs for the gentle caress of a male queef against his skin :sadyes:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27776395 - 05/14/22 02:07 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

has tasted dog shit on a dare and one time because they were genuinely curious


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27776404 - 05/14/22 02:32 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is gonna smash his tv screen when Ukraine wins Eurovision - scaring his partner and his children.

That is how much he detests political correctness.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27776408 - 05/14/22 02:46 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

drives with their eyes closed


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27776413 - 05/14/22 02:52 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Doesn't know sign language.

Frauds blind people by way of sign language tuition fraud.

With vulnerable elderly blind folk, he is sometimes not even in the same room as them during "lessons".


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Invisibleremake
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27776416 - 05/14/22 02:54 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Has weird eyebrows that are too intense.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
    #27776420 - 05/14/22 03:00 AM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is postal pen pals with a South East Asian warlord.


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