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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758168 - 04/30/22 10:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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has jars full of ball sweat
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
#27758177 - 04/30/22 10:39 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Loves Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758185 - 04/30/22 10:50 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Loves to do butt stuff with the animal responsible for said oysters!
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27758189 - 04/30/22 10:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Manufactures tons of alien probe sex toys with his 3D printer. They aren't for sale though. Just for him.
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27758201 - 04/30/22 11:01 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Rubs his wife's head while watching hours of true crime tv, when really wanting to continue being an alt right conspiracy theorists.
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Vibetyme
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758207 - 04/30/22 11:14 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Neat! What other kinds of stuff can you make with that cool printer of yours?
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Vibetyme
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758216 - 04/30/22 11:21 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I did just rub my wife's head but my dick was in her mouth while I was doing it.
A good time was had by all.
Fuck yo politics and conspiracy theories.
^^^^^^^you believe the earth is flat! Flat earthing goof!
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27758221 - 04/30/22 11:29 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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His wife has duct tape on her face to prevent air escaping from the puncture made by his needle dick
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Vibetyme
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758223 - 04/30/22 11:33 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You mom said it was pretty respectable! Call her and ask her! Tell her Vibez said hi!
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27758226 - 04/30/22 11:36 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I bet both of you beta males have pretty mouths.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758229 - 04/30/22 11:40 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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T-Funk works at the local bowling alley and fucks the finger holes in as many balls as he can after closing time.
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Vibetyme
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758234 - 04/30/22 11:45 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758240 - 04/30/22 11:50 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I break through the bowling alley ceiling late night dressed in all black sliding down the rope with three hole 16lb balls in my scope.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758246 - 04/30/22 11:57 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You know damn well you prefer the 6 lbs balls because the finger holes are more your size
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G


Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758259 - 05/01/22 12:16 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Snapped his wrist playing horse shoes in the hood and had to flee before he was beat for being .
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



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Posts: 7,151
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27758266 - 05/01/22 12:30 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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His Japanese neck tattoo translates to "you can't have happenis without penis"
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



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Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
#27758323 - 05/01/22 02:22 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said: has jars full of ball sweat
Wide-mouth Balls for my balls.
Sham drives with a cast net in his vehicle to catch possums. He trains them to distract homeowners while he raids their freezers for popsicles
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758648 - 05/01/22 12:03 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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His superpower is morphing into a coffee cup with the words: "love, laugh, live" on it.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27758665 - 05/01/22 12:19 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Cannot hula hoop; has no ass
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27758743 - 05/01/22 01:33 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Pretends to know the lyrics to popular songs and awkwardly sings along with a 2 second delay at concerts.
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