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Fiery
Sword of Fire


Registered: 12/24/12
Posts: 36,574
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27748993 - 04/24/22 12:22 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Likes to reveal too much about itself
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27749197 - 04/24/22 06:57 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Wears a heavy coat 24/7 even in the dead of the florida summer
Edited by TheDirtFarmer (04/24/22 06:58 AM)
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27749242 - 04/24/22 07:46 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Always wears earbuds to prevent ear wax from dripping onto his shirt
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27749258 - 04/24/22 08:03 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Dusty old bones full of green dust
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27749275 - 04/24/22 08:21 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Swims like a frog
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27749355 - 04/24/22 09:52 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Goes to the city pool in a speedo, goggles, and cap because it makes him feel like michael phelps. Swims laps through crowds of people but totally sucks at swimming. Lots of flailing and not much progress across the pool, but still believes hes going to win the gold medal one day.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 15 hours, 6 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27749461 - 04/24/22 11:29 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Was seriously considering running a marathon but never made it from couch to 5k due to the hemorrhoids.
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27749522 - 04/24/22 12:37 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Has a fetish for using his teeth to pop the hemorhoids of men over 75.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 15 hours, 6 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27749597 - 04/24/22 01:59 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Can never win at ANY board games even after hours of extensive study and practice.
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6Trypp9
Stranger


Registered: 04/17/22
Posts: 165
Loc: Earth
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27749600 - 04/24/22 02:02 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Gets off by boofing shrooms that are the same size as in their profile pic
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 15 hours, 6 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 6Trypp9]
#27749647 - 04/24/22 02:42 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Grows their own shrooms but is too afraid to take them out of fear the shrooms would make them gay.
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6Trypp9
Stranger


Registered: 04/17/22
Posts: 165
Loc: Earth
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27749857 - 04/24/22 06:12 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Grows their own shrooms and devours them because they absolutely love being gay and boofing mushroom tips of all strains and species.
Edited by 6Trypp9 (04/24/22 06:13 PM)
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 15 hours, 6 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 6Trypp9]
#27749899 - 04/24/22 06:46 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Drinks pepto bismol just because they like the taste.
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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27749919 - 04/24/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Lives in the ghetto and uses public transit for everything because he cant afford a car, but blows ridiculous amounts of money on true religions, jordans, and cartier glasses. Feels a sense of superiority because hes "da richest niqqa on da bus".
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 15 hours, 6 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27750035 - 04/24/22 09:59 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Terrorizes his neighbors with revving the engine on his barely antique "muscle car", Super late at night while gulping Miller lite by the case. Playing hair band music the whole time!
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27750112 - 04/25/22 12:26 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Shot himself in the eye with a Red Ryder at the age of 25
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,150
Loc: FNQ
Last seen: 12 minutes, 50 seconds
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27750133 - 04/25/22 01:06 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Greases all the safety rails on kids play grounds.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27750146 - 04/25/22 01:29 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Has puka shells braided into his back hair
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27750253 - 04/25/22 05:42 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Wears Grateful Dead shirts…
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 4 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86] 1
#27750266 - 04/25/22 06:02 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Twisted his ankle jump roping yesterday and called out of work this morning
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