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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27744586 - 04/21/22 02:23 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Hates 4/20 cuz he was never cool enough to score a unit of the marijuana! :rastana:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27744588 - 04/21/22 02:24 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Blew his inheritance on novelty animal balloons.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27744592 - 04/21/22 02:27 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Plays only online poker cuz his pals/acquaintances never invite him to poker night!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27744596 - 04/21/22 02:31 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Was a military brat.

His father was a cleaner at various air bases.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27744597 - 04/21/22 02:34 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

My father was a cleaner at various air bases!  Who met your mom at one of them and fucked her and now that makes us long lost brothers! Bro! Howzit going?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27744599 - 04/21/22 02:36 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27744602 - 04/21/22 02:44 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Next member who posts takes picturesque selfies with deer, then violently breaks their necks.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27744607 - 04/21/22 02:48 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

"violently breaks their necks"

As opposed to peacefully?

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745212 - 04/21/22 01:04 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Grows his own shrooms but gets scared there was fentanyl in them every time he takes them. Jerks off the paramedics every time they show up, to secure extra narcan. Then flushes all the narcan because he gets scared its the devil.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27745537 - 04/21/22 04:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Flicks mushrooms, then flicks them harder, then slaps them, then punches them..

The reason why he has never tripped is therefore acutely psychiatric - the fungi seem to represent some boogeyman from his tragic biography.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745559 - 04/21/22 05:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Is a babyback bitch.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27745616 - 04/21/22 05:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Takes his malnourished miniature pony to NA meetings.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745620 - 04/21/22 05:52 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Interrupts other addicts while it is their turn to share.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745630 - 04/21/22 05:59 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Has to wear a buttpldug 24/7 because his anus is permanently dilated and he can't afford the high number of diapers he would need without it.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27745653 - 04/21/22 06:16 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Plans to go on-grid one day.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745666 - 04/21/22 06:33 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Gives lectures on the grid about living off-the-grid.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27745670 - 04/21/22 06:38 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Peddles off-the-grid living to Native Americans - shouts his entreaties from a skiff on any river meandering through reservation land.

While drunk and harboring the body of Lars Ulrich on board.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27745711 - 04/21/22 07:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Hit the lottery but then spends all his newfound free time pretending to be homeless and panhandling at inner city gas stations.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27745749 - 04/21/22 07:40 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Is the son of a motherless goat!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
    #27745896 - 04/21/22 10:25 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Has a forearm fetish.

There is nothing on God's earth which turns him on more than a brawny, hairy, slick with sweat forearm.

Drinks hard when cruising reservations looking for a piece of forearm.

Barely hears the thrash metal blaring through his earphones.


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