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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot


Registered: 04/07/22
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shiithead]
    #27738519 - 04/17/22 09:55 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Secretly willymyco and gordotek.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27739077 - 04/17/22 05:21 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Got fired from his last job - call centre role fielding international calls from Uttar Pradesh's verizon customers - for stealing fish from the office aquarium.

The dismissal meeting with his sympathetic team leader was amazing.

"You're a good guy, man, you just need some support. I don't like having to let you go. Thomas, do you have another of our fish in your pocket right now?"


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OfflineNorthernerM
splelling chceker
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Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,152
Loc: FNQ
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739414 - 04/17/22 09:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Makes more trips to the toilet than posts on shroomery.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #27739415 - 04/17/22 09:18 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Northerner said:
Makes more trips to the toilet than posts on shroomery.



999th post!


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OfflineNorthernerM
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739470 - 04/17/22 10:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

After a year you'll have the same amount of posts as me after 10, and your butt cheeks look like a vibrating waterbed when you fart.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #27739481 - 04/17/22 10:21 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

has nine toes and 3 testicles


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739496 - 04/17/22 10:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Had sex with the Tiger King.


Edited by HomelessSorcerer (04/17/22 10:45 PM)


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739498 - 04/17/22 10:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

calls himself Tiger King


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739506 - 04/17/22 11:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Is the small-town sheriff who started shit with John Rambo.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739527 - 04/17/22 11:39 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

You guys realise I'm a chick, right?


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739528 - 04/17/22 11:41 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Just kidding.

:lolsy:


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739529 - 04/17/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

claims to be a guy but has regular menstrual cycles


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739530 - 04/17/22 11:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Is a soldier of fortune.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739531 - 04/17/22 11:46 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

learned about sex from watching grandma


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739533 - 04/17/22 11:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Works at the zoo as a cleaner.

Chokes out the peacocks when no one's looking.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739535 - 04/17/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

never watched a single episode of The Simpsons


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739542 - 04/17/22 11:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

split_by_nine to the peacocks:


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739543 - 04/18/22 12:00 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

enthusiastically enjoys Adam Sandler movies


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27739548 - 04/18/22 12:08 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Doesn't get Tarantino.


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InvisibleFiery
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27739550 - 04/18/22 12:13 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

You thought you could touch the night rider

You thought you would illegally search and seize






Times up


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