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TheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman



Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shiithead]
#27738519 - 04/17/22 09:55 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Secretly willymyco and gordotek.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
#27739077 - 04/17/22 05:21 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Got fired from his last job - call centre role fielding international calls from Uttar Pradesh's verizon customers - for stealing fish from the office aquarium.
The dismissal meeting with his sympathetic team leader was amazing.
"You're a good guy, man, you just need some support. I don't like having to let you go. Thomas, do you have another of our fish in your pocket right now?"
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,152
Loc: FNQ
Last seen: 39 minutes, 33 seconds
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739414 - 04/17/22 09:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Makes more trips to the toilet than posts on shroomery.
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The nearest we ever come to knowing truth is when we are witness to paradox.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27739415 - 04/17/22 09:18 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Northerner said: Makes more trips to the toilet than posts on shroomery.
999th post!
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,152
Loc: FNQ
Last seen: 39 minutes, 33 seconds
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739470 - 04/17/22 10:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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After a year you'll have the same amount of posts as me after 10, and your butt cheeks look like a vibrating waterbed when you fart.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27739481 - 04/17/22 10:21 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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has nine toes and 3 testicles
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739496 - 04/17/22 10:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Had sex with the Tiger King.
Edited by HomelessSorcerer (04/17/22 10:45 PM)
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739498 - 04/17/22 10:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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calls himself Tiger King
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739506 - 04/17/22 11:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Is the small-town sheriff who started shit with John Rambo.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739527 - 04/17/22 11:39 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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You guys realise I'm a chick, right?
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739528 - 04/17/22 11:41 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Just kidding.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739529 - 04/17/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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claims to be a guy but has regular menstrual cycles
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739530 - 04/17/22 11:45 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Is a soldier of fortune.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739531 - 04/17/22 11:46 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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learned about sex from watching grandma
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739533 - 04/17/22 11:49 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Works at the zoo as a cleaner.
Chokes out the peacocks when no one's looking.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739535 - 04/17/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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never watched a single episode of The Simpsons
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739542 - 04/17/22 11:58 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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split_by_nine to the peacocks:
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739543 - 04/18/22 12:00 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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enthusiastically enjoys Adam Sandler movies
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27739548 - 04/18/22 12:08 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Doesn't get Tarantino.
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Fiery
Sword of Fire


Registered: 12/24/12
Posts: 36,574
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27739550 - 04/18/22 12:13 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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You thought you could touch the night rider
You thought you would illegally search and seize
Times up
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