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InvisibleBlack Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
    #27652712 - 02/09/22 06:22 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Brandishes his corkscrew shaped microphallus like a weapon when he feels physically or emotionally threatened


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OfflineMorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
    #27652864 - 02/09/22 08:29 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Reshapes candles by first warming them with the heat of his rectum


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InvisibleBlack Cat
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Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27652867 - 02/09/22 08:31 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

:jizzedalittle:


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Registered: 07/11/18
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat] * 1
    #27652910 - 02/09/22 09:03 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

smears ejaculate between their toes and pretends to have webbed feet


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27653142 - 02/10/22 01:44 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Attempted to train a hawk to hunt rabbits but it only shits on his grill and squawks fiercely at him


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InvisibleModularMind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27653362 - 02/10/22 08:35 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MorphinTime said:
Reshapes candles by first warming them with the heat of his rectum




Is a repeat customer of said art.


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OfflineThe Influence
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind] * 1
    #27653514 - 02/10/22 09:52 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Doesn't know good art when he sees it


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InvisibleBrianC
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Registered: 01/30/22 Happy 2nd Shroomiversary!
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
    #27653516 - 02/10/22 09:53 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

You American!


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OfflineThe Influence
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BrianC]
    #27653547 - 02/10/22 10:05 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

:bearbreakdance:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence] * 1
    #27653549 - 02/10/22 10:07 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Eats cat food, huffs glue and chugs beer to get to sleep.


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Invisibledeucedbi9
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Registered: 10/24/06
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Loc: UK
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: SonicTitan]
    #27653572 - 02/10/22 10:19 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Bump summing from here fuckwits.


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it's a bugger to cycle in.

even though I'm feeling good
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule


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InvisibleBlack Cat
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Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: deucedbi9]
    #27653615 - 02/10/22 10:56 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

His miniature spitting cobra is so curved it looks like an unseasoned curly fry


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OfflineThe Influence
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
    #27653630 - 02/10/22 11:03 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Infatuated with small curved weiners


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InvisibleBlack Cat
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
    #27653647 - 02/10/22 11:18 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

The Influence’s pale, little wiener is so curved and misshapen his past sexual partners have claimed that trying to give him a blowjob is like drinking from a Crazy Straw


Edited by Black Cat (02/10/22 11:20 AM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat] * 1
    #27653669 - 02/10/22 11:30 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Has a penis that is so curved that it actually does a 180 and grows into itself while continuing to grow outward as well, violating the laws of physics and creating a black hole that actually killed us all. The only reason we're able to write all this is because of time dilation as we entered the event horizon.


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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InvisibleBlack Cat
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27653682 - 02/10/22 11:46 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

:mindblown:


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OfflineThe Influence
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
    #27653713 - 02/10/22 12:18 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Has a boring plain Jane not small but not big completely average penis and is jealous of my mini boomerang.


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InvisibleVinci
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
    #27653931 - 02/10/22 03:05 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Tips less than 15%


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InvisibleBlack Cat
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27654007 - 02/10/22 04:05 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

He’s a fan of public restrooms. And not because he’s looking for guy-on-guy sexual encounters, he just really likes the smell.


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InvisibleVinci
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
    #27654068 - 02/10/22 04:51 PM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Missing out on steamy, smelly, guy on guy public restroom encounters


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