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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
#27652712 - 02/09/22 06:22 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Brandishes his corkscrew shaped microphallus like a weapon when he feels physically or emotionally threatened
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 5 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
#27652864 - 02/09/22 08:29 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Reshapes candles by first warming them with the heat of his rectum
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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27652867 - 02/09/22 08:31 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat] 1
#27652910 - 02/09/22 09:03 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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smears ejaculate between their toes and pretends to have webbed feet
-------------------- 🐴 hpoo or die
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 5 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#27653142 - 02/10/22 01:44 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Attempted to train a hawk to hunt rabbits but it only shits on his grill and squawks fiercely at him
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ModularMind
M.P.F.



Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 7,902
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27653362 - 02/10/22 08:35 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
MorphinTime said: Reshapes candles by first warming them with the heat of his rectum
Is a repeat customer of said art.
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The Influence
Free Sheeks



Registered: 03/30/11
Posts: 6,067
Loc: Not Wisconsin
Last seen: 4 months, 3 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ModularMind] 1
#27653514 - 02/10/22 09:52 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Doesn't know good art when he sees it
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BrianC
Still Breathing
Registered: 01/30/22 
Posts: 11
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
#27653516 - 02/10/22 09:53 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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You American!
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The Influence
Free Sheeks



Registered: 03/30/11
Posts: 6,067
Loc: Not Wisconsin
Last seen: 4 months, 3 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BrianC]
#27653547 - 02/10/22 10:05 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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SonicTitan


Registered: 05/17/16
Posts: 24,068
Last seen: 4 hours, 40 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence] 1
#27653549 - 02/10/22 10:07 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Eats cat food, huffs glue and chugs beer to get to sleep.
-------------------- "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself."
 
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deucedbi9
Stranger

Registered: 10/24/06
Posts: 4,594
Loc: UK
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: SonicTitan]
#27653572 - 02/10/22 10:19 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Bump summing from here fuckwits.
-------------------- whether low pressure sucks or high pressure blows... it's a bugger to cycle in. even though I'm feeling good Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule
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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: deucedbi9]
#27653615 - 02/10/22 10:56 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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His miniature spitting cobra is so curved it looks like an unseasoned curly fry
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The Influence
Free Sheeks



Registered: 03/30/11
Posts: 6,067
Loc: Not Wisconsin
Last seen: 4 months, 3 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
#27653630 - 02/10/22 11:03 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Infatuated with small curved weiners
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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
#27653647 - 02/10/22 11:18 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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The Influence’s pale, little wiener is so curved and misshapen his past sexual partners have claimed that trying to give him a blowjob is like drinking from a Crazy Straw
Edited by Black Cat (02/10/22 11:20 AM)
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire



Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 13,533
Loc: United States
Last seen: 3 days, 18 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat] 1
#27653669 - 02/10/22 11:30 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Has a penis that is so curved that it actually does a 180 and grows into itself while continuing to grow outward as well, violating the laws of physics and creating a black hole that actually killed us all. The only reason we're able to write all this is because of time dilation as we entered the event horizon.
-------------------- "Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping. deCypher said: Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27653682 - 02/10/22 11:46 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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The Influence
Free Sheeks



Registered: 03/30/11
Posts: 6,067
Loc: Not Wisconsin
Last seen: 4 months, 3 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
#27653713 - 02/10/22 12:18 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Has a boring plain Jane not small but not big completely average penis and is jealous of my mini boomerang.
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Vinci
I'm You



Registered: 08/26/19
Posts: 629
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Influence]
#27653931 - 02/10/22 03:05 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Tips less than 15%
-------------------- Vinci loves you
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Black Cat
Major Pussy

Registered: 01/27/22
Posts: 270
Loc: African Scream Contest
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27654007 - 02/10/22 04:05 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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He’s a fan of public restrooms. And not because he’s looking for guy-on-guy sexual encounters, he just really likes the smell.
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Vinci
I'm You



Registered: 08/26/19
Posts: 629
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Black Cat]
#27654068 - 02/10/22 04:51 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Missing out on steamy, smelly, guy on guy public restroom encounters
-------------------- Vinci loves you
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