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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27408763 - 07/30/21 06:29 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Right be for he got banned, you got 86ed for touching it.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: NothingsChanged] 1
#27408865 - 07/30/21 08:14 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Went out with the guys one night and got egged into asking the village ho for her number. He fell in love that night, and all his friends went with it because they had bets on the outcome. 2 days later he tried to go to his friends because his new love was nowhere to be found, and the guys just argued over who was technically still in the race as far as winning the bet goes. So he walked home, heartbroken and friendless, for the third time this year.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27408950 - 07/30/21 09:16 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Couldn't fuck a penguin to save his life.
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NothingsChanged
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#27409098 - 07/31/21 12:05 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Couldn’t blow his nose if his brains where dynamite
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: NothingsChanged] 1
#27416826 - 08/06/21 01:10 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Every scar he has is from being clumsy, so when he's with a girl who asks about them, he lies and tells her about "fight club," and instantly turns her off because she knows he's full of shit.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27416830 - 08/06/21 01:14 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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chris chan wannabe
-------------------- [quote]koods said: Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote] [quote]koods said: Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: paradoxlost]
#27416865 - 08/06/21 01:28 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Plays Everquest because Jagex banned him from Runescape after he spent his youth trolling noobs and botting for the 99 woodcutting cape
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27416946 - 08/06/21 02:12 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats actually more or less true
-------------------- [quote]koods said: Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote] [quote]koods said: Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: paradoxlost]
#27416973 - 08/06/21 02:29 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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This dude won't even go to his local card shop anymore because he's feuding with the guy who DM'd his last campaign and now just buys his shit from Bezos
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Mr.GuessWork
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27417401 - 08/06/21 07:58 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Won't allow his dearest friend to use his hand-painted DnD miniature of Elon Musk dressed up as Wario because of a petty, completely unjustifiable, one-sided feud with Bezos
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paradoxlost
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#27417597 - 08/06/21 10:32 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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homie's a landlord
-------------------- [quote]koods said: Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote] [quote]koods said: Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: paradoxlost]
#27417617 - 08/06/21 10:56 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wove his ex a bracelet in an intricate pattern that's actually very impressive, using her favorite colors. She won't even respond to his texts.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27417644 - 08/06/21 11:27 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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fucking lawyer
-------------------- [quote]koods said: Asante, I don’t think we should have any sympathy and should celebrate the deaths of antivax/antimask activists. They are responsible for far more American deaths than al Qaeda ever was. Every time one of them dies ther movement of death is weakened.ut[/quote] [quote]koods said: Chasing variants with vaccines is a dumb idea[/quote]
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: paradoxlost]
#27417655 - 08/06/21 11:43 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bro, i have a heart and the contract for my soul isn't even fulfilled yet. That cuts deep.
Got beat up by a bunch of school peers as a young guy, not even for a good reason. He was just unlucky enough for a bad happening.
He trained for years afterwards, putting in the work and biting through sacrificices to excel at improving himself. He got pretty fit and started to gain well-earned confidence.
Then one night after politely, but diligently advancing on a very pretty woman, he left a bar only to run into one of the old peers of his past, who happened to be the woman's on and off again love affair. With vengeance in his heart and hard earned pride, he squared up with the dude when approached aggresively, but proceeded to get knocked the fuck out with a haymaker from angry redneck land.
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NothingsChanged
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27417663 - 08/06/21 11:54 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Project much?
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: NothingsChanged]
#27417679 - 08/07/21 12:20 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol, nah. Nobody ever beat me up. I got knocked out on the football field once, so I've still got that hardcore street cred.
This guy tried to type in kiwis at the self checkout in Walmart when he really had plums. They know his face in that town now, got his picture posted mugshot style with his fraudulent receipt in hand right near the entrance.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27424544 - 08/11/21 07:20 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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Writes paragraph short stories in the insult thread
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27424691 - 08/11/21 09:18 PM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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is a bitch
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: cannabinated]
#27424857 - 08/12/21 03:56 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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True heir to the Bezos & Gate fortune.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27424991 - 08/12/21 07:36 AM (2 years, 5 months ago) |
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I could say that you are the kinda guy only a mother could love but I'm pretty sure you don't have a mother.. you were just wanked off on to a tin fence and the sun hatched you.....
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