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OfflineMorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #27309311 - 05/15/21 03:57 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Your mom won't leave!  She took the money off the dresser and bought potatoes with it, now she's cooking freakin hashbrowns.


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Offlinegopher
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] * 3
    #27326392 - 05/28/21 08:11 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I saw MorphinTime at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: gopher]
    #27326587 - 05/28/21 11:14 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Digs holes everywhere
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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27326810 - 05/28/21 02:24 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

How do you make 21,000 posts in less than 3 years? I thought I was a loser


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: The Ecstatic] * 1
    #27326945 - 05/28/21 04:43 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

You thought absolutely correct my guy.:thumbup:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #27326977 - 05/28/21 05:19 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Tea is funky:crankey:


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Offlinegopher
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27326980 - 05/28/21 05:22 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Jokes aside I actually saw Texas Honey Badger at Menard's last week when I had to get a new spade. He was around the 30+ ft hoses two racks up from the ground in the gardening aisle on his laptop typing something. His legs were peacefully crossed and he was dangling one of his sandles off his toe corns. I'm not sure what he was doing but whatever it was it must've taken all of his concentration because he didn't take any notice of the managers yelling "get down from there Mr. Badger!" He looked like a construction worker on break since he brought his little red metal lunchbox with him and was sipping from a steaming thermus top. They were out of spades.


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: gopher]
    #27328471 - 05/29/21 08:44 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Gopher pays for software even though he knows how to code a bit in some languages and champions some weirdo who champions free software. Fuckin poser


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27331337 - 06/01/21 11:27 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Doesn't even like to smile


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27334169 - 06/03/21 05:52 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Double posts and is self deprecating :crankey:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27334309 - 06/03/21 07:27 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

a wanna be loser, period.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Fryingmantis]
    #27334311 - 06/03/21 07:28 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

doesn't even know how to properly insult someone who owns a hairy brush and posts it on the internet


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Fryingmantis]
    #27335706 - 06/04/21 09:01 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Sniffs his bandaids


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #27336158 - 06/05/21 09:48 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Got rid of his motor vehicle years ago when he finally built a functional version of Mr. Garrison's IT bike.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27347546 - 06/14/21 05:23 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Is very strong and also handsome.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: blackdragon999]
    #27355749 - 06/19/21 09:50 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Eats hot soup by sucking it through an elaborate straw rig with a condenser coil because he is a nerd and not a man


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27355788 - 06/19/21 10:42 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I will never say anything bad about MorphinTime, fucking no! I quit this thread


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: ManianFH]
    #27356370 - 06/20/21 11:51 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Probably a fuckin pisces


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #27357038 - 06/21/21 12:14 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Only a degenerate would talk to mick that way, your laundry hamper has three tiers and they go like so: top level is sweaty clothes; mid level is pretty dirty stuff; and the bottom level is for rock-hard cum socks, never to be washed with other laundry. Your bottom level is half your hamper


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27357412 - 06/21/21 10:42 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Smokes weed on sundays


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