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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Homerhemp]
#27308325 - 05/14/21 12:33 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Smokes hemp for the "benefits," putting himself at risk for cancer and not even getting high
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Asante
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308342 - 05/14/21 12:52 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Always thinks its time for a change.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
#27308361 - 05/14/21 01:04 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Has to toss like 3 "pairs" of socks a week because he's been trying to teach himself to moonwalk in private and his place is carpet and super textured tile. I said pairs of socks but he mix-matches socks, just slipshod.
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Homerhemp


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308380 - 05/14/21 01:21 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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So, are you “Power Rangers “ fan, or do you actually do something useful?
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Homerhemp]
#27308389 - 05/14/21 01:26 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is fair because I used his username for an insult first, but by the nature of the last post I'm guessing mid-life crisis case with no vacation time, a bit of debt, and a disdain for folks raised in the 90s for various reasons.
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Homerhemp


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308569 - 05/14/21 03:09 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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You sound like Dr. Phil.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Homerhemp]
#27308594 - 05/14/21 03:27 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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You look like Dr. Phil gave up and binged on everything including roids so you're bald with unsightly new muscle mass but still doughy in unflattering places, and Hank Hill ass.
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Homerhemp


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308597 - 05/14/21 03:30 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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What is this, Sesame Street passive-aggressive hour?
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Homerhemp]
#27308609 - 05/14/21 03:38 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Forgot this was an insult thread and not a comment thread, but he's trying his best because he wasn't able to throat all the cocks he attempted, like 12 of them punched his cerebellum, and at least one of them caused permanent brain damage
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308655 - 05/14/21 04:16 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Couldn't spit venom if two king cobras held him down and fucked him in the ass. Your jokes are so weak that people are actively sad for you. When you walk by people on the street they throw change at your feet and wonder how many STDs you must have to make you smell like ceasar salad.
Every time you tell a joke 100 people around the world stop laughing like we're talking jerking off and killing kittens but the only thing funny about you is that someone has to endure the shame of being the thing that makes you orgasm. That's schadenfreude, I can't help but laugh at misery like every other normal human being but some how when you attempt humour I feel sad even though everything about you is an easy joke.
Your whole life is a bit that never ends. You need your own episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm if only so we could work together as a species to figure out why anything you say is supposed to be funny. Douglas Adams pictured you doing stand up when he thought of Vogon poetry except his idea was only half as ugly and far better at putting words together.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308665 - 05/14/21 04:18 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your mommy should be so proud of you for using all of those big words! I can see that their money was well spent on your education.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#27308696 - 05/14/21 04:43 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
larry.fisherman said: Couldn't spit venom if two king cobras held him down and fucked him in the ass. Your jokes are so weak that people are actively sad for you. When you walk by people on the street they throw change at your feet and wonder how many STDs you must have to make you smell like ceasar salad.
Every time you tell a joke 100 people around the world stop laughing like we're talking jerking off and killing kittens but the only thing funny about you is that someone has to endure the shame of being the thing that makes you orgasm. That's schadenfreude, I can't help but laugh at misery like every other normal human being but some how when you attempt humour I feel sad even though everything about you is an easy joke.
Your whole life is a bit that never ends. You need your own episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm if only so we could work together as a species to figure out why anything you say is supposed to be funny. Douglas Adams pictured you doing stand up when he thought of Vogon poetry except his idea was only half as ugly and far better at putting words together.
Twofer because new guy thinks cerebellum is a big word
Larry caps or whoever has an ingrown toenail that women supposedly breakup with him over, but it's not even that gross, but still pretty gross; it's merely a convenient thing to claim as a reason for leaving because he has such a fake-confident personality that it weirds women out enough they need to lie instead of admitting he must shove his ego in front of the mirror everyday, while shoving them away as he sings to himself and the "world" We are the Champions" by Queen.
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Vinci
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308705 - 05/14/21 04:51 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Frowns at babies
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27308716 - 05/14/21 05:00 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet you smile at them, or even grin, freak
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Vinci
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308749 - 05/14/21 05:23 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Still missin dat 404
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27308850 - 05/14/21 06:46 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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I fucking hate you Vinci, and will be happy when you’re dead
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: ManianFH]
#27308853 - 05/14/21 06:48 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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You don't know the difference between Fontina and Fontinella. Pathetic.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
#27308902 - 05/14/21 07:27 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Has thinning hair
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27309295 - 05/15/21 03:45 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Refuses to cut his mullet. Every three years or so a passerby shouts "Hell yeah!" and it's enough to keep him going. They're almost certainly never exclaiming upon his mullet.
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Amanita86
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27309308 - 05/15/21 03:54 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your mum won’t cut her mullet..
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