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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Ima Trooper] 1
#27255595 - 03/16/21 12:40 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Came from a strong wizard/witch bloodline. He's squib though
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire



Registered: 02/21/08
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Loc: United States
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27257347 - 03/17/21 12:14 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Always forgets his phone when he leaves the house but it doesn't matter because when he gets home there are no missed calls or texts.
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Chico the Skunk
Void Traveller

Registered: 03/16/21
Posts: 154
Loc: Adrift
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Ima Trooper] 2
#27257366 - 03/17/21 12:29 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Earned his screen name through his participation as the bottom in a 100 man gangbang
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 3 hours
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Banned from his local bowling alley because he spreads foot fungus like wild fire.
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RenegadeMycologist
On the case



Registered: 12/05/20
Posts: 3,817
Loc: Serbia
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#27257674 - 03/17/21 03:55 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Has a power rangers avatar, i fucking loved power rangers when i was a kid, when they played two episodes on tv by mistake i swear i was in heaven, so it's hard to insult this retarded cunt
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Sucks at this game..
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 3 hours
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Amanita86]
#27258214 - 03/17/21 11:15 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wears two pairs of pants to hide his butt sweat
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Faustoid
समन



Registered: 03/05/13
Posts: 1,095
Loc: Elsewhere
Last seen: 6 months, 17 days
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27258263 - 03/18/21 12:47 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Got a hand job from Rita Repulsa once. She wont return his phone calls now.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 3 hours
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Faustoid]
#27258283 - 03/18/21 01:13 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's just the bad reception from where she's at on the moon. She loves me, and Zedd's dead, baby.
Clicked some of those dick enhancement ads on porn sites one lonely day. Those pills only enhanced his rash
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Vinci
I'm You



Registered: 08/26/19
Posts: 629
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27281379 - 04/25/21 10:20 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doesn't know the pills work
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G



Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
#27288199 - 04/30/21 06:51 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vinci said: Doesn't know the pills work
You're mother's pill didn't work either because it was expired, hence why you are here posting on the Shroomery.
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,149
Loc: FNQ
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27288208 - 04/30/21 06:59 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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The doctor slapped his mother when he was born.
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G



Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27288221 - 04/30/21 07:08 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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The doctor's took turns fisting your mother after three epidural shots to birth you. That's why your face is lopsided with that dent in your cranium.
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 12,994
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27288354 - 04/30/21 09:07 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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doctors*
wassup mang!
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G



Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby]
#27288437 - 04/30/21 10:08 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sup my nig, I need to get one of those baby carring backpacks so you can lean over my shoulder and help me edit before I post.
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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27288590 - 05/01/21 02:09 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Goes on math binges so depraved he locks himself in a room with a sci spec pocket calculator for a week at a time until the batteries run out.
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PumpJackTeX
livin life



Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 3,951
Loc: California
Last seen: 10 months, 30 days
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
#27290568 - 05/02/21 02:52 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love you Asante
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Northerner
splelling chceker


Registered: 07/29/12
Posts: 14,149
Loc: FNQ
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: PumpJackTeX]
#27290618 - 05/02/21 03:33 PM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wakes up in the middle of the night thinking he is zZZz and feebly starts shitpoasting, but it seems like ass licking.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 3 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
#27306938 - 05/13/21 10:47 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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His mom made him read Nancy Drew instead of Hardy Boys because he kept asking her to help solve the mystery of why his weiner got big when he imagined himself being a Hardy bro.
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Homerhemp


Registered: 02/28/21
Posts: 20
Last seen: 2 days, 2 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious, hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27308151 - 05/14/21 10:09 AM (2 years, 8 months ago) |
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At least he had parents, and he can read!
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