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Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27222641 - 02/23/21 06:43 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

This guy is a rapist and my butthole still hurts.


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: lil_demented]
    #27223188 - 02/24/21 12:59 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:butthurt: they make a powder for that.

He likes the way it feels though...


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27223215 - 02/24/21 01:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Put the salt in the fridge


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
    #27223268 - 02/24/21 03:12 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Got punked out of his change by a kid while leaving the gas station


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27223281 - 02/24/21 03:46 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

One time wished he had legs=-


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
    #27223324 - 02/24/21 05:25 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Sent to detention for glueing popsicle sticks onto kid's clothes in class.  Not craft sticks, there were actual frozen desserts on these little planks of wood before he got a hold of them.  Dude ate a lot of popsicles.


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27223326 - 02/24/21 05:28 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

one time tried to sharpen stainless steel on the ground


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27223327 - 02/24/21 05:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

painted truth






you painted a truth for me


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
    #27223329 - 02/24/21 05:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Sends his blades into a sharpening service because he's afraid of nicking his finger while using whetstones


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27224457 - 02/24/21 05:21 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

one time cut off 7 fingers before he realized he was bleeding.

One time looked up the sky and thought that the moon was the sun.


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
    #27224458 - 02/24/21 05:22 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:mel:


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
    #27224705 - 02/24/21 08:03 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Eats gummy worms on a plate with utensils as if he was eating pasta


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27224745 - 02/24/21 08:38 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Your pancakes are soggy before you put syrup on them.


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: christopera] * 1
    #27224939 - 02/24/21 10:13 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

His breakfast game is a plastic bowl full of sugary cereal and rice milk.  Doesn't event get the real Fruity Pebbles, settles for the imitator in the bag that has the ziplock-like seal


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27224946 - 02/24/21 10:17 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

I like plastic bowls and shitty offbrand cereals, because unlike you, when I cook breakfast I can actually create a waffle that is perfectly crisp. You should bone up on your waffle game.


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A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: christopera]
    #27224955 - 02/24/21 10:23 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Been pressing waffles like a champ with my used waffle iron for years. Admittedly, they are square-shaped and round just seems more visually appealing, lol.

This dude serves his family Oscar Mayer wieners as breakfast sausage links


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27224960 - 02/24/21 10:26 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Misspells his bologna’s second name.


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: ModularMind]
    #27224975 - 02/24/21 10:32 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

This dude not only eats bologna but can't read the label of his package of bologna.  It says Mayer dude


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27224981 - 02/24/21 10:33 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Fell for my bologna trap!


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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: ModularMind] * 1
    #27224985 - 02/24/21 10:35 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Attempts to "trap" random dudes on drug forums

:ifyoucanawe:

Full of bologna


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