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lil_demented
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Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27222641 - 02/23/21 06:43 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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This guy is a rapist and my butthole still hurts.
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MadHatter333
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: lil_demented]
#27223188 - 02/24/21 12:59 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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they make a powder for that.
He likes the way it feels though...
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MadHatter333]
#27223215 - 02/24/21 01:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Put the salt in the fridge
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
#27223268 - 02/24/21 03:12 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Got punked out of his change by a kid while leaving the gas station
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27223281 - 02/24/21 03:46 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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One time wished he had legs=-
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
#27223324 - 02/24/21 05:25 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sent to detention for glueing popsicle sticks onto kid's clothes in class. Not craft sticks, there were actual frozen desserts on these little planks of wood before he got a hold of them. Dude ate a lot of popsicles.
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27223326 - 02/24/21 05:28 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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one time tried to sharpen stainless steel on the ground
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27223327 - 02/24/21 05:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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painted truth
you painted a truth for me
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
#27223329 - 02/24/21 05:31 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sends his blades into a sharpening service because he's afraid of nicking his finger while using whetstones
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27224457 - 02/24/21 05:21 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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one time cut off 7 fingers before he realized he was bleeding.
One time looked up the sky and thought that the moon was the sun.
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Fiery
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
#27224458 - 02/24/21 05:22 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: Fiery]
#27224705 - 02/24/21 08:03 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eats gummy worms on a plate with utensils as if he was eating pasta
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christopera
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27224745 - 02/24/21 08:38 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Your pancakes are soggy before you put syrup on them.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: christopera] 1
#27224939 - 02/24/21 10:13 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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His breakfast game is a plastic bowl full of sugary cereal and rice milk. Doesn't event get the real Fruity Pebbles, settles for the imitator in the bag that has the ziplock-like seal
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christopera
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27224946 - 02/24/21 10:17 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like plastic bowls and shitty offbrand cereals, because unlike you, when I cook breakfast I can actually create a waffle that is perfectly crisp. You should bone up on your waffle game.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: christopera]
#27224955 - 02/24/21 10:23 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Been pressing waffles like a champ with my used waffle iron for years. Admittedly, they are square-shaped and round just seems more visually appealing, lol.
This dude serves his family Oscar Mayer wieners as breakfast sausage links
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ModularMind
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27224960 - 02/24/21 10:26 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Misspells his bologna’s second name.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: ModularMind]
#27224975 - 02/24/21 10:32 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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This dude not only eats bologna but can't read the label of his package of bologna. It says Mayer dude
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ModularMind
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: MorphinTime]
#27224981 - 02/24/21 10:33 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fell for my bologna trap!
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MorphinTime
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Re: Tell everyone my buttholehurtsthread. [Re: ModularMind] 1
#27224985 - 02/24/21 10:35 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Attempts to "trap" random dudes on drug forums

Full of bologna
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