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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: T-Funkadelic] * 1
    #27192452 - 02/07/21 07:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, I guess I'm tasked with following that, lol.

Though he has webbed-toes but cannot swim, this is not the extent of how he is a fish out of water. He's actually so socially inept he asked a woman if "She was in 'heat.'" She didn't report him to police authorities, she just let his group home for mentally handicapped folks know he was actively bothering random people on the street again.  3rd time.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27192460 - 02/07/21 07:15 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

One time went to go flush the toilet and realized he was opening the fridge.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27192469 - 02/07/21 07:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Fiery woke up on the toilet and instinctively flushed though he forgot to eat and had no shit to shit.  He just smelled like shit, and instinctively pulled the handle upon waking.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27192473 - 02/07/21 07:21 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Couldn't tell which side of the quarter was the 50%


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27192478 - 02/07/21 07:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Is considered a radical thinker because of his belief that 2012 did result in annunaki croc-chicks sucking his dick daily.  He's actually jacking off into t-shirts he outgrew.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27192491 - 02/07/21 07:29 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Edited


Edited by Fiery (02/10/21 05:47 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27192514 - 02/07/21 07:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Hasn't experienced those heavy kinds of trips like me.  Also can't kayak because his core strength is that of a child's.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27196824 - 02/10/21 06:21 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Called me a pussy so I called him a dick... his response was “you are what you eat”. Dude eats dicks on the daily. :penis:


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27197435 - 02/10/21 01:53 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Assaults his mother after she goes to bed


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: psilly the kid]
    #27197840 - 02/10/21 05:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Built a sweet ramp but got no air


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27197865 - 02/10/21 05:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Is a airhead so soft and chewy


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27197872 - 02/10/21 05:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Tried to summon enough courage to talk to his crush but actually summoned a demon instead.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27199299 - 02/11/21 12:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Gets blackout drunk and fucks holes in the dirt


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: psilly the kid]
    #27200616 - 02/11/21 10:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Is the hole in the dirt that gets fucked by mighty morphing power gaynger!! :gay:


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27200646 - 02/11/21 11:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

psilly the kid said:
Gets blackout drunk and fucks holes in the dirt




Dick's too limp to fuck a hole in the dirt since he doesn't love Earth, though he felt obligated to try out of societal pressure.

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MadHatter333 said:
Is the hole in the dirt that gets fucked by mighty morphing power gaynger!! :gay:




Went back into the closet, though you can still hear his cries for the cock


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27200658 - 02/11/21 11:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Thought the drawer handle was the door and entered a wormhole.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27200674 - 02/11/21 11:51 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Will never make it to Narnia and is doomed to traverse space and time just like all muggles: without finding a door to another world.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27200680 - 02/11/21 11:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Has no sympathy for people without a home


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27200685 - 02/12/21 12:01 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Provides his left hand to potential employers when offered a handshake because that's his dick hand


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27200689 - 02/12/21 12:05 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Doesn't realize the dick hand is the same one that makes all the money.


Grew up in an orphanage.


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