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InvisibleFiery
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26558105 - 03/25/20 11:42 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Thought lobster mushrooms grew on reefs:fuckyeah:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Fiery]
    #26558165 - 03/26/20 12:39 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Your mother has loose morals and your father isn't sure if you're really his.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: migraineur]
    #26558170 - 03/26/20 12:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Yo momma so poor when she puts in the key to go in her house she stabs everyone inside.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: susurrador]
    #26558413 - 03/26/20 05:49 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Your as bitchy as a New Yorker when I eat a pizza with a knife and a fork in front of them.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NolanAndrei92]
    #26558436 - 03/26/20 06:12 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Fork and knife pizza eater doesn't know you're vs your.

Fork and knife pizza eater would have been insult enough.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NolanAndrei92]
    #26558477 - 03/26/20 06:42 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

NolanAndrei92 said:
Your as bitchy as a New Yorker when I eat a pizza with a knife and a fork in front of them.




I've got an insult. I'm not even afraid to say it. American pizza sucks.


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InvisibleD3_Myc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: migraineur]
    #26558482 - 03/26/20 06:51 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I bet your favorite color is dick


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: D3_Myc]
    #26558498 - 03/26/20 07:09 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I bet your favorite pudding is spotted dick.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: susurrador]
    #26558503 - 03/26/20 07:12 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Has been playing the field with other old dudes, but still misses that Epstein dick.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: feldman114]
    #26558511 - 03/26/20 07:23 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Kobayashi doesn't have shit on your wanton wiener gobbling tendencies.

:howyoudoing:


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InvisibleD3_Myc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: susurrador]
    #26558551 - 03/26/20 07:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

susurrador said:
I bet your favorite pudding is spotted dick.




I prefer my pudding just like my men, flaccid and covered in liver spots


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: D3_Myc] * 1
    #26559172 - 03/26/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

has visions of vaginas on bad trips


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #26559505 - 03/26/20 04:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

The only time he sees a vagina is when he trips.


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InvisibleD3_Myc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26559512 - 03/26/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

“Location: not here nor there” hears the same thing every time he tries to get laid


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: D3_Myc] * 1
    #26559524 - 03/26/20 04:23 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Has to roofie himself before he can crank the monkey.


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InvisibleD3_Myc
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: feldman114]
    #26559535 - 03/26/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

feldman114 said:
Has to roofie himself before he can crank the monkey.




:raisemyglass: :smug:

Refers to weekly visit to the proctologist as Adventure Time.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: D3_Myc] * 1
    #26559538 - 03/26/20 04:29 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Demonic? Seems like your troubles, such as fucking everyone at the club and daily heroin, have surpassed your ability to cope.


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LikeMyc]
    #26559564 - 03/26/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

tiddays rustle his jimmies


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #26559639 - 03/26/20 05:17 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Once bought blinker fluid and paid to have it installed.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: susurrador] * 2
    #26560596 - 03/27/20 06:39 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

His girlfriend said a little penis wasn't a problem. But he still wishes she didn't have one.


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