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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: pineninja]
    #25354734 - 07/29/18 08:24 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

is usually thrown out with the trash


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BattyKoda]
    #25354743 - 07/29/18 08:27 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Snakeye said:
Wets the bed.




Wet the bed? No. I did, however, piss all over our tv and tv stand years ago.

I got super drunk and passed out on the couch. Half way through the night I got up, stumbled to the bathroom, unloaded a gallon of piss, and went to bed.

That next morning my gf, wife now, was pissed  :datass: pun intended, and would not talk to me. Hours later she finally loosened up and said she was up all night cleaning my piss off everything.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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InvisibleBattyKodaS
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Not Responding]
    #25354772 - 07/29/18 08:37 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
is usually thrown out with the trash




Likes to pee on his goat.

Quote:

Not Responding said:
Quote:

Snakeye said:
Wets the bed.




Wet the bed? No. I did, however, piss all over our tv and tv stand years ago.

I got super drunk and passed out on the couch. Half way through the night I got up, stumbled to the bathroom, unloaded a gallon of piss, and went to bed.

That next morning my gf, wife now, was pissed  :datass: pun intended, and would not talk to me. Hours later she finally loosened up and said she was up all night cleaning my piss off everything.




:rofl:
It's ok that you have a weak bladder.

Don't feel bad.
I pissed in one my ex's air vents.


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A Man Must Learn To Sail In All Winds.:bliss: RIP ModestMouse & Big Worm:heart:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BattyKoda]
    #25354781 - 07/29/18 08:40 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Weak bladder? Clearly you cant/ don't drink like I did. Put away a full bottle of whiskey to yourself and then tell me you won't have to pee.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Not Responding] * 3
    #25354793 - 07/29/18 08:46 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

starts slurring after a single mikes hard lemonade


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Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything.
—Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Chemical Addiction] * 1
    #25354806 - 07/29/18 08:51 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Because I always mix mdma in my Mike's hard lemonade. Gets me toasty as fuck.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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InvisibleBattyKodaS
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #25354808 - 07/29/18 08:51 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
Weak bladder? Clearly you cant/ don't drink like I did. Put away a full bottle of whiskey to yourself and then tell me you won't have to pee.




I drink three coronas and I'm wasted.
Alcohol isn't my thing.

I was just kidding.:rofl:

Now insult me!!!


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BattyKoda] * 2
    #25354819 - 07/29/18 08:56 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Missed a good chance to lambast Not Responding for being a degenerate alcoholic in order to defend his baby bladder white girl wastedness.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #25354830 - 07/29/18 09:03 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Uses others as a proxy for his insults agenda.


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Just a fool on the hill.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: pineninja] * 2
    #25354911 - 07/29/18 09:54 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Hides behind australia knowing he's untouchable because the us has such strict  flight rules most here cant board planes.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NothingsChanged] * 2
    #25354919 - 07/29/18 10:01 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Believed the airline went they refused him entry and said dont take it personally.


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Just a fool on the hill.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: pineninja]
    #25355166 - 07/30/18 05:39 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Talks trash about cars.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #25355173 - 07/30/18 05:49 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Holds the wheel at 9 and 3.


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Just a fool on the hill.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #25355176 - 07/30/18 05:53 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #25355203 - 07/30/18 06:13 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Fake news!


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #25355623 - 07/30/18 10:28 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

I douchebag it sometimes but I fucked up my shoulder/collar bone when I was drunk n’ 18 and it seems more comfortable.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #25355700 - 07/30/18 11:11 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Was caught choking his chicken in the wally world parking lot.

Twice.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BattyKoda]
    #25355821 - 07/30/18 12:04 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, you're not a mod. Quit acting like you are. We all see through your shit.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear





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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Not Responding]
    #25356045 - 07/30/18 02:12 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Does not respond to the false appeals with which plagiarized authority offers itself up.


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #25356523 - 07/30/18 06:34 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Thinks an AK 47 can't sling a casing 20-30' + Only owns bolts actions & break barrels.


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