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Chemical Addiction



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: nobody83]
#25202027 - 05/13/18 08:46 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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each insult is worse from the last, refuses to do better
-------------------- Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything. —Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
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nobody83
stranger danger

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As he sells his sister out to me
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craftycan
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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: nobody83]
#25202167 - 05/13/18 10:32 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Didn't throw away his gloves instead leaves on the fucking counter. Just fucking throw them away. Youre not fucking saving them to reuse. Fucking lazy pigfuck.
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: craftycan]
#25202319 - 05/14/18 12:08 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey, hey, HEY!
Language young man!
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ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Amanita86]
#25202383 - 05/14/18 01:16 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drinks hos own urine to trip, but yells at the young'uns when they use too much of a word they have no real life experience with.
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Amanita86
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Thinks he’s one of those tuff satan guys.
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Amanita86]
#25203044 - 05/14/18 11:06 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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lost touch with his warrior side
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Chemical Addiction



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Sham87]
#25203805 - 05/14/18 05:16 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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puts the toilet paper roll on backwards almost every time
-------------------- Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything. —Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
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Sham87
mashAllah


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grows shitty weed
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Chemical Addiction



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Sham87]
#25204250 - 05/14/18 08:01 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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frequents a pot growers forum and doesn't actually grow because hes scared
-------------------- Vegetation has crawled for miles towards the cities. It is waiting. Once the city is dead, the vegetation will cover it, will climb over the stones, grip them, search them, make them burst with its long black pincers; it will blind the holes and let its green paws hang over everything. —Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
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Sham87
mashAllah


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uses mayo as lube
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Sham87]
#25204921 - 05/15/18 07:10 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Uses lube as mayo
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BattyKoda
WCA President



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: MadHatter333]
#25205098 - 05/15/18 09:03 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thinks the lube is Mayo.
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: BattyKoda] 4
#25205314 - 05/15/18 10:59 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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it puts the mayo on the skin
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MysticMoteToter



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Sham87]
#25207612 - 05/16/18 11:13 AM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: Sham87]
#25208423 - 05/16/18 04:30 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sham87 said: uses mayo as lube
I legit know a chick who did that one night when she dried up while getting pounded out. Had no lube. Went to the fridge and dipped two fingers in the mayo jar.
No joke
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twighead
mͯó



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Knows a chick who did that mayo in the yoni thing one night when she dried up while getting pounded out.
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Chemical Addiction



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Re: More skin tags than Don Vito [Re: twighead]
#25208491 - 05/16/18 05:01 PM (5 years, 8 months ago) |
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Has the personality of a speak and spell
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twighead
mͯó



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Lost his virginity to his grandmothers pet python, Leo Smithers
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NothingsChanged
Striving for Excellence


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Loc: North/Western WA
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Quote:
Apples in Mono said:
Quote:
Sham87 said: uses mayo as lube
I legit know a chick who did that one night when she dried up while getting pounded out. Had no lube. Went to the fridge and dipped two fingers in the mayo jar.
No joke
I let a crack head jack me off with mayo one wild night. Felt good.
Wears his undies inside out and calls them clean.
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