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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #25146174 - 04/17/18 05:45 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Is down and under.


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One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


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InvisibleShroomymancer
Copy Cat
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Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #25146180 - 04/17/18 05:47 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Ozzy Osbornes lesbian mom


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InvisibleT-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G
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Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223 Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] * 2
    #25146296 - 04/17/18 06:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Went down on Whoopi Goldberg with no hair on his face and backed out looking like this.


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InvisibleSham87
mashAllah
Male

Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #25146345 - 04/17/18 06:45 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

that hairy fuck gets more action than this virgin up here


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...once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right...



:feelsgoatman:


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InvisibleNothingsChanged
Striving for Excellence
Male User Gallery

Registered: 05/28/11
Posts: 10,146
Loc: North/Western WA Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
    #25148291 - 04/18/18 02:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Prefers grape jelly over maple syrup while tossing salad.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: NothingsChanged] * 1
    #25148315 - 04/18/18 02:32 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

likes to eat dick. literally. with a fork, knife, and napkins.  and the whole 9 inches :rimshot:

makes dick sandwiches for his family then thinks it tastes good because he squirted some ketchup on it.

just a twisted dick-eating person.


He is cool in my book though since hes not a cheap ass hippie who doesnt buy supporter accounts.


I actually think the shroomery should require a 3-5$ monthly fee to make an account. Let the broke and lazy bastards go back to lurking where they belong. Maybe they can lurk into 5 dollars and support the site that gives them knowledge that hardly can be replicated.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #25148327 - 04/18/18 02:39 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Inherited his attitude problem from a policeman.


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One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


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InvisibleAmanita86
OTD Keymaster
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Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25148334 - 04/18/18 02:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Snuggles a teddy bear to get a glimpse at a feeling of childhood so that he can sleep at night.  And also buddies up his gloworm to his teddy and they protect him from the bad dream people..


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:mushroom2:Orange clock, pencil:bouncysmoke:
"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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InvisibleApples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25148338 - 04/18/18 02:43 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Inherited his AIDS from his mother


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Onlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 5 minutes, 58 seconds
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] * 1
    #25148401 - 04/18/18 03:16 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has gonnherea where it doesn't even matter... like between his eyebrows


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OfflineCujllickduo
Male


Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25148411 - 04/18/18 03:20 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

talks whilst his mother not listening


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InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞ Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #25148468 - 04/18/18 03:49 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Talks about freaky things while his mom is listening


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Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law
Love is the Law. Love under Will

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!


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OfflineCujllickduo
Male


Registered: 06/13/15
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Loc: England Flag
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: ServantOfBaphomet]
    #25148481 - 04/18/18 03:53 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

talks to his mother on babestation


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #25148543 - 04/18/18 04:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Gets ready to use the bathroom and then runs from his urine in terror.


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One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


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InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞ Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25148625 - 04/18/18 04:47 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has to flash gang signs when running to the bathroom


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Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law
Love is the Law. Love under Will

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!


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InvisibleShroomymancer
Copy Cat
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Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: ServantOfBaphomet] * 1
    #25148648 - 04/18/18 04:56 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has to tell people in advance about dating a kitten when no one cares.


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beep boop


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
    #25148704 - 04/18/18 05:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has a condition that bothers everyone.


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One Love True Indeed.  Have Good Trips.  Mike/sunshine's mom.


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OfflineLSX
Psychonaughtic Diver
Male


Registered: 08/27/17
Posts: 86
Loc: You moms
Last seen: 2 years, 11 months
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25148715 - 04/18/18 05:19 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Has a condition that bothers everyone.




Your hair bothers everyone


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InvisibleApples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LSX]
    #25148727 - 04/18/18 05:23 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

No one even notices you


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InvisibleDoalrite
Meat popsicle
I'm a teapot


Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] * 1
    #25148782 - 04/18/18 05:44 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)



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“Every man is guilty of the good he did not do”
“There is no right or wrong human behavior, there is only healthy and unhealthy.”



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