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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 1
#25146174 - 04/17/18 05:45 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is down and under.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 1
#25146180 - 04/17/18 05:47 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ozzy Osbornes lesbian mom
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G



Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] 2
#25146296 - 04/17/18 06:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Went down on Whoopi Goldberg with no hair on his face and backed out looking like this.
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#25146345 - 04/17/18 06:45 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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that hairy fuck gets more action than this virgin up here
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NothingsChanged
Striving for Excellence


Registered: 05/28/11
Posts: 10,146
Loc: North/Western WA
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
#25148291 - 04/18/18 02:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prefers grape jelly over maple syrup while tossing salad.
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: NothingsChanged] 1
#25148315 - 04/18/18 02:32 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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likes to eat dick. literally. with a fork, knife, and napkins. and the whole 9 inches 
makes dick sandwiches for his family then thinks it tastes good because he squirted some ketchup on it.
just a twisted dick-eating person.
He is cool in my book though since hes not a cheap ass hippie who doesnt buy supporter accounts.
I actually think the shroomery should require a 3-5$ monthly fee to make an account. Let the broke and lazy bastards go back to lurking where they belong. Maybe they can lurk into 5 dollars and support the site that gives them knowledge that hardly can be replicated.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25148327 - 04/18/18 02:39 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Inherited his attitude problem from a policeman.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25148334 - 04/18/18 02:41 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Snuggles a teddy bear to get a glimpse at a feeling of childhood so that he can sleep at night. And also buddies up his gloworm to his teddy and they protect him from the bad dream people..
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25148338 - 04/18/18 02:43 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Inherited his AIDS from his mother
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 58 seconds
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] 1
#25148401 - 04/18/18 03:16 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has gonnherea where it doesn't even matter... like between his eyebrows
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25148411 - 04/18/18 03:20 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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talks whilst his mother not listening
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ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25148468 - 04/18/18 03:49 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Talks about freaky things while his mom is listening
-------------------- Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law Love is the Law. Love under Will
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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talks to his mother on babestation
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25148543 - 04/18/18 04:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gets ready to use the bathroom and then runs from his urine in terror.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25148625 - 04/18/18 04:47 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has to flash gang signs when running to the bathroom
-------------------- Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law Love is the Law. Love under Will
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Has to tell people in advance about dating a kitten when no one cares.
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 17 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
#25148704 - 04/18/18 05:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a condition that bothers everyone.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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LSX
Psychonaughtic Diver



Registered: 08/27/17
Posts: 86
Loc: You moms
Last seen: 2 years, 11 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25148715 - 04/18/18 05:19 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
sunshine said: Has a condition that bothers everyone.
Your hair bothers everyone
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LSX]
#25148727 - 04/18/18 05:23 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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No one even notices you
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Doalrite
Meat popsicle



Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] 1
#25148782 - 04/18/18 05:44 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- “Every man is guilty of the good he did not do” “There is no right or wrong human behavior, there is only healthy and unhealthy.”
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