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Apples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: NothingsChanged]
#25141686 - 04/15/18 06:01 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can't afford snowshoes so he has to strap old tennis rackets to the bottom of his regular shoes when he goes a walking through the snowy wood to his little old granny's house for blumpkins and pie
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Mercurious
Neither here, nor there...

Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25141696 - 04/15/18 06:07 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fucks missionary to hipster music
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
#25141703 - 04/15/18 06:10 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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fucks doggy style to rap music
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Apples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
#25141711 - 04/15/18 06:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Buttfucks his little brother to emo music
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Mercurious
Neither here, nor there...

Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25141724 - 04/15/18 06:18 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cries every time he watches The Notebook
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Doalrite
Meat popsicle



Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
#25142937 - 04/16/18 10:03 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Brings condoms to the family reunion
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite] 2
#25142988 - 04/16/18 10:28 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Licked the butthole of a chimp while visiting the zoo
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
#25143060 - 04/16/18 11:04 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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takes lsd to fit in around here, really hates acid
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 37 seconds
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 2
#25143242 - 04/16/18 12:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Brings condoms to the dog park
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Shroomymancer
Copy Cat



Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 2
#25143256 - 04/16/18 12:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Twighead liked to suck dick He wasnt really picky about prick then one day a pussy came his way and he couldnt help but get sick
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
#25143262 - 04/16/18 12:27 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doesn't know that my favorite breakfast is choking on clits every day and as a result will have a boatload of used scrotum dropped in his butthole tonight at 3:33 am!
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!



Registered: 01/11/13
Posts: 27,086
Loc: Bat Country
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead] 2
#25143263 - 04/16/18 12:29 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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is a butthead
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 37 seconds
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Zombi3] 2
#25143270 - 04/16/18 12:30 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Only has 1 toe left and he's planning on injecting 5-mapb into it tonight because he forgot to set an alarm on his phone
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead] 2
#25143326 - 04/16/18 01:00 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Visited the boom boom room. Wasn’t aware it was a gay club.. stayed anyway
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Apples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 4
#25143361 - 04/16/18 01:17 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Isn't aware that gay clubs are great places to pick up straight chicks
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] 2
#25143374 - 04/16/18 01:24 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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SonicTitan


Registered: 05/17/16
Posts: 24,068
Last seen: 47 minutes, 4 seconds
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 1
#25143396 - 04/16/18 01:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is sub par at making hats
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LemurLemur
Pray for Boog



Registered: 01/30/17
Posts: 6,004
Loc: Drinking on the roof
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: SonicTitan]
#25143483 - 04/16/18 02:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thinks he can fight
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LemurLemur]
#25143503 - 04/16/18 02:36 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beats the fuck out of little kids
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Lessthan3Bees
Champion of dumb comments



Registered: 03/17/18
Posts: 182
Last seen: 4 months, 20 days
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25143514 - 04/16/18 02:40 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Likes La Croix
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