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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: NothingsChanged]
    #25141686 - 04/15/18 06:01 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Can't afford snowshoes so he has to strap old tennis rackets to the bottom of his regular shoes when he goes a walking through the snowy wood to his little old granny's house for blumpkins and pie


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InvisibleMercurious
Neither here, nor there...

Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25141696 - 04/15/18 06:07 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Fucks missionary to hipster music


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InvisibleSham87
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Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
    #25141703 - 04/15/18 06:10 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

fucks doggy style to rap music


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
    #25141711 - 04/15/18 06:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Buttfucks his little brother to emo music


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InvisibleMercurious
Neither here, nor there...

Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25141724 - 04/15/18 06:18 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Cries every time he watches The Notebook


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InvisibleDoalrite
Meat popsicle
I'm a teapot


Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
    #25142937 - 04/16/18 10:03 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Brings condoms to the family reunion


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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite] * 2
    #25142988 - 04/16/18 10:28 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Licked the butthole of a chimp while visiting the zoo


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InvisibleSham87
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25143060 - 04/16/18 11:04 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

takes lsd to fit in around here, really hates acid


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Onlinetwighead
mͯó
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Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25143242 - 04/16/18 12:15 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Brings condoms to the dog park


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InvisibleShroomymancer
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Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] * 2
    #25143256 - 04/16/18 12:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Twighead liked to suck dick
He wasnt really picky about prick
then one day a pussy came his way
and he couldnt help but get sick


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Onlinetwighead
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer]
    #25143262 - 04/16/18 12:27 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't know that my favorite breakfast is choking on clits every day and as a result will have a boatload of used scrotum dropped in his butthole tonight at 3:33 am!


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InvisibleZombi3
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead] * 2
    #25143263 - 04/16/18 12:29 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

is a butthead


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Onlinetwighead
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #25143270 - 04/16/18 12:30 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Only has 1 toe left and he's planning on injecting 5-mapb into it tonight because he forgot to set an alarm on his phone


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead] * 2
    #25143326 - 04/16/18 01:00 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Visited the boom boom room. Wasn’t aware it was a gay club.. stayed anyway :buttsex:


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] * 4
    #25143361 - 04/16/18 01:17 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Isn't aware that gay clubs are great places to pick up straight chicks


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InvisibleMadHatter333
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] * 2
    #25143374 - 04/16/18 01:24 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

:takingnotes:


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
    #25143396 - 04/16/18 01:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Is sub par at making hats


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InvisibleLemurLemur
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: SonicTitan]
    #25143483 - 04/16/18 02:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Thinks he can fight


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LemurLemur]
    #25143503 - 04/16/18 02:36 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Beats the fuck out of little kids


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OfflineLessthan3Bees
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25143514 - 04/16/18 02:40 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Likes La Croix


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