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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25139255 - 04/14/18 06:11 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm going for dick smmokes
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Lessthan3Bees
Champion of dumb comments



Registered: 03/17/18
Posts: 182
Last seen: 4 months, 21 days
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25139278 - 04/14/18 06:17 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Enjoys being punched in the balls.
-------------------- Enjoying my journey to transcendence whilst also enjoying my human experience. Lessthan3Bees does not have anything to do with the insect
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Lessthan3Bees]
#25139330 - 04/14/18 06:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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has more balls than I could take
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo] 2
#25139355 - 04/14/18 06:39 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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told every woman in the world that blue balls dont exist now we cant guilt trip woman into finishing
just a snitch
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


Registered: 09/26/12
Posts: 89,464
Loc: hades
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25139933 - 04/14/18 11:59 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a pic of his mom for a sig.
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Amanita86]
#25139944 - 04/15/18 12:09 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is Bills mom ^
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 4 hours, 13 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
#25139945 - 04/15/18 12:10 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is missing an element but he don't know it!
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25139949 - 04/15/18 12:12 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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The element of surprise
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 12,994
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333] 1
#25140079 - 04/15/18 01:56 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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keeps crystals all over his house to fend off 'evil spirits'.
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Mercurious
Neither here, nor there...


Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby]
#25140204 - 04/15/18 04:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Likes to fondle his dog's balls when no one's looking.
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
#25140682 - 04/15/18 10:09 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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is a butterface
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 2
#25140723 - 04/15/18 10:30 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dips his balls in hot butter every morning
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 4 hours, 13 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25140970 - 04/15/18 12:24 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a funny tongue that licks the digits of his neighbors labia
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Mercurious
Neither here, nor there...


Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead] 1
#25140989 - 04/15/18 12:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Collects an unhealthy amount of Precious Moments figurines
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 12,994
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
#25141276 - 04/15/18 02:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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has a large collection of Go-Bots but not a single Transformer.
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: crackbaby]
#25141390 - 04/15/18 03:23 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a collection Of used granny vibrators that he sniffs while jerking his gerkin
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ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
#25141544 - 04/15/18 04:55 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Does not own the hats he sells, and has been twinkling.
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Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
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Mercurious
Neither here, nor there...

Registered: 04/01/18
Posts: 365
Loc: The Upside Down
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Had a goth phase in high school that turned into a career assistant manager position at Hot Topic.
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ServantOfBaphomet
StarKitten's Boyfriend



Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 2,986
Loc: αßπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Mercurious]
#25141614 - 04/15/18 05:29 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is mercurialer than hell
-------------------- Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law Love is the Law. Love under Will
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
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NothingsChanged
Striving for Excellence


Registered: 05/28/11
Posts: 10,146
Loc: North/Western WA
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If you where a falling/shootingl star knowbody would make a wish!
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