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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25130927 - 04/11/18 01:21 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunshine said:
Has never been into anything for more than 30 seconds.




How do you know my secret? People think I need ADHD meds..


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 53 minutes, 31 seconds
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25131145 - 04/11/18 03:19 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has never discovered the secret of the flashing perenium


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 18 hours
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25131209 - 04/11/18 04:00 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has been childish his entire adult life.


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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25131510 - 04/11/18 06:22 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Played with matches as a kid and burned his underwear when he took the term “light a fire under his ass” literally.


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 18 hours
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25131512 - 04/11/18 06:24 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Plays games with dead relatives.


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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25131519 - 04/11/18 06:28 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Played with his ding dong when the witch was dead on The Wizard Of Oz


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InvisibleApples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25131737 - 04/11/18 07:53 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

The only time he isn't wearing a buttplug is when he's taking a dick or shitting


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25131886 - 04/11/18 09:08 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has an esophagus the size of mt. st adams


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InvisibleLemurLemur
Pray for Boog
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Registered: 01/30/17
Posts: 6,004
Loc: Drinking on the roof Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132114 - 04/11/18 11:18 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Jacksoff his dog because he believes in "free love for all"


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LemurLemur]
    #25132211 - 04/12/18 12:56 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't know that I don't own a dog!


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InvisibleLemurLemur
Pray for Boog
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Registered: 01/30/17
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Loc: Drinking on the roof Flag
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132216 - 04/12/18 01:02 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Im sorry, eats hit cat's ass put:rolleyes:


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: LemurLemur] * 1
    #25132221 - 04/12/18 01:04 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't know my cat doesn't have ass put


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OfflineCMACD
The Sto)))ve
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Registered: 02/01/07
Posts: 813
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132230 - 04/12/18 01:13 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

^^^Hey, you're a little bitch, eh? It's okay, little bitch boy....


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: CMACD] * 1
    #25132244 - 04/12/18 01:30 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Was that even an insult? Like were you trying!? Your insult is that your insult is so uninsulting I don't feel insulted!


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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132347 - 04/12/18 03:33 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Got caught stealing maxy pads for his dear Aunt Sally











Or at least that’s what he told the cops :cop:


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25132357 - 04/12/18 03:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Surrendered his seed to the saintly vagina of John C. L. Dinkerburger


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InvisibleShroomymancer
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Registered: 10/20/17
Posts: 485
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132419 - 04/12/18 04:33 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Took it up the ass from his dad after being caught starting a small brush fire in his mama's panties


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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Shroomymancer] * 1
    #25132722 - 04/12/18 08:59 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Smoked the dream herb and could only visualize Alfred the Horace railing his left nostril with his wee little piper for 12 hours straight


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Offlinesunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
    #25132889 - 04/12/18 10:29 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Destroys relics.


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InvisibleSham87
mashAllah
Male

Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
    #25132952 - 04/12/18 10:58 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

carries around a bag of dicks


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