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Doalrite
Meat popsicle



Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87] 1
#25125778 - 04/09/18 01:11 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Your mother sells vacuum cleaners
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite]
#25125784 - 04/09/18 01:14 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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his mom tried to compare her loose pussy to a vacuum...I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Sham87]
#25125963 - 04/09/18 02:23 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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is fine with his mindless ryme
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25126015 - 04/09/18 02:52 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is fine with his pussyless life
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MushMaggot
Fibonacci'r



Registered: 08/16/17
Posts: 903
Loc:
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25126030 - 04/09/18 02:57 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gets pussy, but it's really just a roast beef sandwich
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MushMaggot]
#25126232 - 04/09/18 04:28 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can't even get roast beef
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 3 hours, 16 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono] 1
#25126426 - 04/09/18 05:44 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a silly STD that sings his name in french every time he licks the labia of a horse
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25126486 - 04/09/18 06:07 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not even his STD's will sing his praises
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Doalrite
Meat popsicle



Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25126510 - 04/09/18 06:16 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Could beat Obama at basketball.....still means you suck
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite]
#25126754 - 04/09/18 07:26 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sucked off a horse and swallowed the load
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 20 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
#25126762 - 04/09/18 07:28 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has never been into anything for more than 30 seconds.
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Doalrite
Meat popsicle



Registered: 02/16/18
Posts: 571
Loc: Here, there, everywhere
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: MadHatter333]
#25126769 - 04/09/18 07:32 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Beastiality seems to be the page and however I don’t judge but your mom loves my donkey dick
Hheeee haaaaww
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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G



Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,392
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Doalrite]
#25126875 - 04/09/18 08:09 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Buy a high capacity magazines & hide your children from this user.
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 20 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#25126883 - 04/09/18 08:11 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gets really edgy and nervous for no reason.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 3 hours, 16 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25126889 - 04/09/18 08:13 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has some sort of trophy of a grandmother eating her leftovers 4 days after they went bad and thinks its the best thing he could give his cousin alfred
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sunshine
Sin18DwireWuTang


Registered: 04/03/04
Posts: 43,592
Loc: higher plane of sex
Last seen: 5 years, 20 hours
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25126893 - 04/09/18 08:14 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is related to himself.
-------------------- One Love True Indeed. Have Good Trips. Mike/sunshine's mom.
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: sunshine]
#25127088 - 04/09/18 09:35 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can relate to anal rape victims
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: Apples in Mono]
#25127093 - 04/09/18 09:38 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Isn’t so good with secrets
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 3 hours, 16 minutes
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: larry.fisherman]
#25127107 - 04/09/18 09:42 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has a large wee wee that doesn't say its name when its pants are on backwards
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Apples in Mono
Not a puppet


Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: dick is so big even your mom feels tight [Re: twighead]
#25127124 - 04/09/18 09:53 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wears his pants backward so that he can zip them down for convenient anal penetration by large wee-wees
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