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Apples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25116203 - 04/05/18 03:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lost his virginity to an armpit
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
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Got rejected by the exhaust pipe on his car then raped it.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#25116921 - 04/05/18 08:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude's exhaust pipe was literally begging for his cock
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MadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
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Got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner, his nickname is now Hoover.
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Sham87
mashAllah


Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: MadHatter333]
#25117121 - 04/05/18 10:18 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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got his dick stuck in his bitch dog
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Sham87] 1
#25117196 - 04/05/18 10:50 PM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Never got his dick stuck in anything. Not even close
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unam sanctum


Registered: 04/20/11
Posts: 6,702
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Is salty because he caught his cock in a cheese grater.
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 12,994
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: unam sanctum]
#25117409 - 04/06/18 01:58 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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enjoys sprinkling a liberal amount of smegma onto his spaghetti and meatballs.
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: crackbaby] 1
#25117472 - 04/06/18 03:38 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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opens his backdoor for the shitdick to be blown out
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] 1
#25117481 - 04/06/18 03:52 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Opens his backdoor for any dick
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
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has a dads dick in his mouth as we type
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] 1
#25117487 - 04/06/18 03:58 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doesn't realize that i cut off his dad's dick, locked him in my basement, grilled the dick to golden-brown perfection with some asparagus, and am currently enjoying it
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
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has hep c from the green Asian dick hes crouched up on
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25117497 - 04/06/18 04:08 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doesn't realize that he has that backward
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unam sanctum


Registered: 04/20/11
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*says as he sits on JAF's dad's dick reverse cowgirl
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Cujllickduo



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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: unam sanctum] 1
#25117506 - 04/06/18 04:15 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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has a broken heart
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Apples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo]
#25117508 - 04/06/18 04:20 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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Has heart disease
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Cujllickduo



Registered: 06/13/15
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talks several languages of lisp still cants sun ss sigh
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crackbaby
shitpost aficionado



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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] 1
#25117591 - 04/06/18 05:36 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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thinks he can sun ss sigh but actually cannot.
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Cujllickduo



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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: crackbaby] 1
#25117662 - 04/06/18 06:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago) |
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sinks into his own hand saw his mother do it with a rubber fist
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