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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Registered: 09/21/17
Posts: 3,240
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #25116203 - 04/05/18 03:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Lost his virginity to an armpit


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono] * 2
    #25116919 - 04/05/18 08:31 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Got rejected by the exhaust pipe on his car then raped it.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #25116921 - 04/05/18 08:33 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Dude's exhaust pipe was literally begging for his cock


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InvisibleMadHatter333
We Are All Mad Here

Registered: 09/20/17
Posts: 4,650
Loc: Your Mom’s Rabbit Hole
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono] * 1
    #25116994 - 04/05/18 09:10 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner, his nickname is now Hoover.


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InvisibleSham87
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Registered: 05/16/11
Posts: 9,818
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: MadHatter333]
    #25117121 - 04/05/18 10:18 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

got his dick stuck in his bitch dog


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #25117196 - 04/05/18 10:50 PM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Never got his dick stuck in anything. Not even close


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Invisibleunam sanctum
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono] * 1
    #25117321 - 04/06/18 12:03 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Is salty because he caught his cock in a cheese grater.


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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Registered: 08/31/15
Posts: 12,994
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: unam sanctum]
    #25117409 - 04/06/18 01:58 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

enjoys sprinkling a liberal amount of smegma onto his spaghetti and meatballs.


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OfflineCujllickduo
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Registered: 06/13/15
Posts: 19,552
Loc: England Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #25117472 - 04/06/18 03:38 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

opens his backdoor for the shitdick to be blown out


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #25117481 - 04/06/18 03:52 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Opens his backdoor for any dick


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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25117483 - 04/06/18 03:54 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

has a dads dick in his mouth as we type


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #25117487 - 04/06/18 03:58 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't realize that i cut off his dad's dick, locked him in my basement, grilled the dick to golden-brown perfection with some asparagus, and am currently enjoying it


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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25117492 - 04/06/18 04:02 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

has hep c from the green Asian dick hes crouched up on


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #25117497 - 04/06/18 04:08 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Doesn't realize that he has that backward


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Invisibleunam sanctum
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25117499 - 04/06/18 04:10 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

*says as he sits on JAF's dad's dick reverse cowgirl


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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: unam sanctum] * 1
    #25117506 - 04/06/18 04:15 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

has a broken heart


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InvisibleApples in Mono
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #25117508 - 04/06/18 04:20 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

Has heart disease


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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Apples in Mono]
    #25117525 - 04/06/18 04:38 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

talks several languages of lisp still cants sun ss sigh


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Invisiblecrackbaby
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: Cujllickduo] * 1
    #25117591 - 04/06/18 05:36 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

thinks he can sun ss sigh but actually cannot.


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OfflineCujllickduo
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Re: porto rican girls have fat asses [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #25117662 - 04/06/18 06:43 AM (5 years, 9 months ago)

sinks into his own hand saw his mother do it with a rubber fist


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