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Offlinexzylocybin
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #24791266 - 11/18/17 09:47 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Can't think of proper insults so resorts to describing old irrelevant movie scenes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24791345 - 11/18/17 10:47 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

smells like an accident


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #24791683 - 11/18/17 01:52 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Was an accident.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #24791686 - 11/18/17 01:56 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Was thought to be an accident but was planned by his loser daddy to get the first girl pregnant by poking holes in the condom.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24791731 - 11/18/17 02:19 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Failed at growing cubensis in his closet so grows black mold on his cieling instead, says it makes him trip balls.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24791740 - 11/18/17 02:22 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Failed to grow anything at puberty, its refer'd as baby face by his friends.


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(when my data is fast play Lemur in chess at chess.com)[ [gradient:#D40B29,#18C418]Any1 expecting a trade from me i havent forgot about you pinky promise, i fr promise shits just shit rt now[/gradient]


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24791744 - 11/18/17 02:25 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Uses rubber cement as lube whilst jacking.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24791755 - 11/18/17 02:30 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Uses rubber cement to hold his blunts together cause he cant roll.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24791911 - 11/18/17 03:35 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Is respectful and chivalrous to street whores


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24791920 - 11/18/17 03:40 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Joined the military to help people and make the world a better place.  Then became a cop for the same reason.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24791921 - 11/18/17 03:41 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Hates bacon


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #24791931 - 11/18/17 03:44 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Put's bacon jam on everything, even bacon with bacon jam.

And enjoys a bit of pork toe jam on his bacon jam on bacon.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24791932 - 11/18/17 03:45 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Was nicknamed bacon tits in high school because his man boobs sweated profusely.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #24791934 - 11/18/17 03:46 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Has lopsided testicles


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Morel Guy]
    #24791938 - 11/18/17 03:48 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Set the medical standard for hypogonadism.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #24791944 - 11/18/17 03:49 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Confuses people about his/her sex when introducing itself as PAT


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: xzylocybin]
    #24791951 - 11/18/17 03:51 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Thats how u get the good head though:vibin:

Doesn't want fancy hookers an lsd, ketamine, meth, shrooms, a bicycle pump, umbrella, toaster, power drill(for twisting nipples),peanut butter /puppys,old lady unders


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur]
    #24791963 - 11/18/17 03:55 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

drinks the sweat off man boobs.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LemurLemur] * 2
    #24791965 - 11/18/17 03:56 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Uses his SAB as a glory hole


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Just_A_Noob]
    #24791971 - 11/18/17 03:58 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Has his yin/yang all mixed up.  Wants to use drugs to put his dick in the dirt and finds his ego empowered.  Wants his ego empowered and finds his dick in the dirt.


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