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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 5
#23675003 - 09/24/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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attention whore. Easily butthurt
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23675005 - 09/24/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:

Try harder.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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TNK
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 8
#23675009 - 09/24/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Romper Room kiss-ass.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TNK] 2
#23675023 - 09/24/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whos ass would I be kissing when I have the ability to make this whole thread disappear?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 6
#23675024 - 09/24/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your own. Quite the feat though, serious flexibility.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: PatrickKn] 2
#23675039 - 09/24/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I want the oroborous version of mescaline.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 9
#23675044 - 09/24/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Whos ass would I be kissing when I have the ability to make this whole thread disappear?
I forgot to mention power hungry, with a hint of needing to prove ones self relentlessly.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TNK] 2
#23675203 - 09/24/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mother fucker, fucks mothers.
Fornicator, sinner and orthodontist with questionable taste in literature.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675208 - 09/24/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP = Sheekle = STAL = KYS
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675309 - 09/24/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Insurance salesman.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Celestial Traveler] 1
#23675321 - 09/24/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ostensible heathen of impecunious nature. Deplorable troll and wanderer of basements. Cursed be your blood line.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 6
#23675326 - 09/24/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pseudo-intellectual snob, uses non-colloquial words just to sound smarter-than-thou.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#23675329 - 09/24/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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= cursing of the bloodline...
...pseronally, ima go with the 95.9% sucess rate
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23675343 - 09/24/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: = cursing of the bloodline...
...pseronally, ima go with the 95.9% sucess rate
I bet you dont even have a beard. If you do it probably sucks......I dont like this thread lol
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#23675348 - 09/24/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Celestial Traveler] 1
#23675363 - 09/24/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Celestial Traveler] 1
#23675365 - 09/24/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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His Latin name is Fatass Moronicus and his spirit animal is a Platypus
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675367 - 09/24/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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thread = STAL
any post beyond this =
STAL
/thread
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] 8
#23675368 - 09/24/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
Quote:
Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it’s belly until she finds it’s cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig’s greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig’s thrusting. “Oh fucking jesus god yes..” she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig’s squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig’s ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig’s balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it’s pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it’s tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig’s own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig’s butthole and it’s wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig’s hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That’s your mom. Your mom does that.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675370 - 09/24/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
and his spirit animal is a Platypus
Damn right it is.
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