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    #23673252 - 09/24/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lurking clown arrested in Kentucky woods near apartments
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073



Kentucky police have arrested a man dressed as a clown lurking in a wooded area amid a wave of clown reports in at least six US states.

Jonathan Martin, 20, was charged with wearing a mask in a public place and disorderly conduct in Middlesboro.

He was found at about 0100 EST (0600 GMT) on Friday in "full clown costume" and mask crouching among trees by an apartment complex, according to police.

Recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into woods have sparked alarm.

Police have warned individuals against dressing up in clown costumes, adding it could lead to criminal charges.

"Dressing as a clown and driving, walking or standing in public can create a dangerous situation for you and others," police in nearby Barbourville, Kentucky, said in a statement online.

"While dressing up is not, in and of itself against the law, doing so in public and thereby creating an unnecessary sense of alarm is illegal."

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Re: Clowning around... [Re: vinsue]
    #23673275 - 09/24/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good job again police this surely wont fan the flames


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: vinsue]
    #23673276 - 09/24/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure he was just trying to get someone to take a picture so he can be one of the next clown sightings. Now he's been arrested, had his mugshot become public, and people will think he's a freak. I wonder if it was worth it lol


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: Eminence]
    #23673286 - 09/24/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

that kid is now legend dewd hes getting he 15 seconds of internet fame.


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #23673301 - 09/24/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hi


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #23673303 - 09/24/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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vinsue said:
Jonathan Martin, 20, was charged with wearing a mask in a public place



He was later quoted as saying, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids. And their dog too."

An award has been offered to the team of sleuths who aided the police in catching him.


Edited by PatrickKn (09/24/16 08:55 AM)


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23673458 - 09/24/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Classic :solidnod:


I cant believe being a clown in public is illegal now. WTF is this country coming to! We need Trump in office now! :wtfsonic:


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: vinsue]
    #23673464 - 09/24/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into woods have sparked alarm.


Penny wise the clown comes to mind. Looks like people are taking things to lightly, should have charged him with intent to disgrace a good book.


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23673471 - 09/24/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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PatrickKn said:
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vinsue said:
Jonathan Martin, 20, was charged with wearing a mask in a public place



He was later quoted as saying, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids. And their dog too."

An award has been offered to the team of sleuths who aided the police in catching him.




:lol::rockon:

Clowns are a bit weird in general though


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #23673485 - 09/24/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

vinsue said:
"Dressing as a clown and driving, walking or standing in public can create a dangerous situation for you and others," police in nearby Barbourville, Kentucky, said in a statement online.

"While dressing up is not, in and of itself against the law, doing so in public and thereby creating an unnecessary sense of alarm is illegal."

:apestheclown: . . . :peace:





I hope they start the raids on circuses and childrens parties soon.

the police stations could use a bit of color



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Re: Clowning around... [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23673490 - 09/24/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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PatrickKn said:
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vinsue said:
Jonathan Martin, 20, was charged with wearing a mask in a public place








why are these clowns not being arrested, they're wearing masks in public with the intent to case alarm



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Re: Clowning around... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23673497 - 09/24/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

so wait being a clown is illegal?


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: SleepyE] * 1
    #23673521 - 09/24/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You can be a clown but you need to use facepaint and a shiny red nose not a stupid mask.  If I saw some fucker crawling around my bushes dressed in a mask I would beat him with his own normal sized shoes, but old school clowns are welcome to stalk me in the middle of the night.


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23673539 - 09/24/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

clowns are dope


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23673540 - 09/24/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If he were a real clown he could have sprayed the police in the face with his seltzer bottle or flower lapel, got in his tiny car with 19 other clowns, then escaped.  Obviously not a real clown tho.


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23673549 - 09/24/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yeah i wish people would be more creative with their clown costumes and really make it look aesthetic, ive seem some who know how to wear the clown archetype extremely well


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: SleepyE]
    #23673562 - 09/24/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There's actually been local clown sightings in the city right up the highway from my town

Apparently some people think it's funny to dress up as clowns and stalk little children on their way to school


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23674682 - 09/24/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

"local clown sightings" :lol:

U mean, this is a real trend? waaaah.

My GFs son is afraid of clowns and i think its pretty funny :lol: Plus, his uncle does an awesome clown horn impression and it freaks the kid out :rofl:


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23674730 - 09/24/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I know way too many people who would lose their shit and physically attack someone dressed up as a clown if they were doing any of the following.

A) saw a clown following them around at night.

B) found a clown hiding in some bushes or around their house.

C) saw a clown waiting outside of a store creepily or asked them to "come with them"

Especially the lurking around the house, you could get seriously hurt doing that to the wrong people.


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Re: Clowning around... [Re: TNK]
    #23674741 - 09/24/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

With all the attention clownposters are getting, people can no longer do pranks like these without getting arrested:





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