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Offlinesaythatagain
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Have any of y'all smoked toad juice?
    #23672424 - 09/23/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Found a pet store not too far away that has Sonoran Desert toads, thinking about picking one up. Thoughts?


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: saythatagain]
    #23672456 - 09/23/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Only dermorphin from phyllomedusa frogs. Wouldn't recommend it, short rush followed by something similar to a shitty codeine high.

Other than that, it's very difficult to accurately measure dosage. so I would highly recommend against it.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23672482 - 09/23/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: falsereality]
    #23672552 - 09/23/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Only dermorphin from phyllomedusa frogs. Wouldn't recommend it, short rush followed by something similar to a shitty codeine high.

Other than that, it's very difficult to accurately measure dosage. so I would highly recommend against it.



Isnt that sapo? The stuff tribes people burn there skin then apply it to the burns.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: saythatagain] * 3
    #23672797 - 09/24/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Its best if you plug the toad, or DSISB


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23672870 - 09/24/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Very interesting videos on this youtube channel

Toad Medicine: Catalyst for recovery and positive change


5-Meo-DMT: Sacred Toad medicine and its potentials panel


Bufo Alvarius (Sonoran Desert Toad): 5-Meo-DMT and its role in humankind


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Eggtimer]
    #23673382 - 09/24/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I used to snort rc 5meo two years ago, it worked but it was painful. Never smoked it tho

Toad juice :dumblol: what about yopo?


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #23673395 - 09/24/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm surprised this never caught on in anti-psychedelic propaganda

"This just in, teenage boy found naked and disoriented in local forest after smoking psychoactive toad juice"

I mean it has propaganda written all over it


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23673554 - 09/24/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23673610 - 09/24/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Its best if you plug the toad, or DSISB




Can I rub toad juice on my cock for sexual effect later on?


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23673772 - 09/24/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Only if you make sure the toads skin comes in contact with the inside of your urethra. It wont work  through the transdermal route that is why you should plug the toad.

If you want to reuse the toad you will have to get a friend to give it air with a bicycle pump while its up there. The agitation provided by the toad will help distribute the 5-meo-DMT throughout your lower digestive tract. Increased surface area means more 5meo will diffuse through your rectal tissue and reach the brain. but remember the further up it goes the harder you will trip so be careful.

To get the toad out you must eat alot of brussel sprouts or beans and when you the gas starts the toad will be shot out of you.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23673806 - 09/24/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You mistake intent. 

I refer to the possibility of the toad juice getting absorbed through the anus of my partner.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: Celestial Traveler] * 2
    #23673824 - 09/24/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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You mistake intent. 

I refer to the possibility of the toad juice getting absorbed through the anus of my partner.




I think Asante is the most qualified person to answer this question.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23673835 - 09/24/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

In that case make sure your penis is moist and slightly acidic so that it will dissolve alkaloids. You can test your PH with PH papers. I would suggest citric acid or acetic acid. Have a base on stand by incase the PH gets too low and it starts to hurt.

Honestly though the amount of 5meo one can hold on their falice is extremely limmited and plugging the toad is the best option in terms of getting more bang for your buck.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23673856 - 09/24/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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In that case make sure your penis is moist and slightly acidic so that it will dissolve alkaloids. You can test your PH with PH papers. I would suggest citric acid or acetic acid. Have a base on stand by incase the PH gets too low and it starts to hurt.

Honestly though the amount of 5meo one can hold on their falice is extremely limmited and plugging the toad is the best option in terms of getting more bang for your buck.




You just gave me a fantastic idea. Get this, condoms with an outer layer of drugs so they absorb into your partner.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: saythatagain]
    #23673859 - 09/24/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Those would still be illegal though.  So then, you might have Mexican drug mules smuggling large quantities of condoms across the border though.  And then stores would have to have databases keeping track of how many condoms you purchased in the recent past.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: falsereality]
    #23673865 - 09/24/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Or a condom with a muscle contractor on it to keep it tight.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23673879 - 09/24/16 12:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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In that case make sure your penis is moist and slightly acidic so that it will dissolve alkaloids. You can test your PH with PH papers. I would suggest citric acid or acetic acid. Have a base on stand by incase the PH gets too low and it starts to hurt.

Honestly though the amount of 5meo one can hold on their falice is extremely limmited and plugging the toad is the best option in terms of getting more bang for your buck.




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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23673883 - 09/24/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The last time I heard of someone actually extracting from a toad they never logged on again and everyone thought he/she died . That person had a stupid extraction method but still I wouldn't take that risk.


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Re: Have any of y'all smoked toad juice? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 4
    #23673904 - 09/24/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That's a terrible idea.



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