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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Vaginas are very weird indeed.
    #23670620 - 09/23/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

They are freaky looking. Cannot get past the look, It makes me feel sick thinking of it. WHy do we have to enter that path of darkness?

Anyone else think they look weird? Come on the flaps and the inside is like satans mouth.
Vaginas look weird and off putting.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670631 - 09/23/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I love mostly everything about them.

They don't really look any more or less weird then a dick if you really stop to think about it :shrug:


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23670640 - 09/23/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Some are bearable! Most though look fugly, not kidding I think I'm developing some kind of phobia possibly .


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
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I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 22
    #23670643 - 09/23/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe you're gay and only just started realizing it :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 6
    #23670653 - 09/23/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:youaregay:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23670661 - 09/23/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
:youaregay:




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23670671 - 09/23/16 10:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas vary


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OfflineMorel Guy
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 3
    #23670688 - 09/23/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Have you ever penitrated a vagina?  It is addictive


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Easyriding123]
    #23670689 - 09/23/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think they're all really nice when clean, they are like human flowers. I like how they look and feel. I even enjoy the beef flaps.

Blue waffle is bad though. Don't google image search blue waffle.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: trees]
    #23670697 - 09/23/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
I think they're all really nice when clean, they are like human flowers. I like how they look and feel. I even enjoy the beef flaps.

Blue waffle is bad though. Don't google image search blue waffle.




Ya thanks!  Checked out that horrible stuff.  Gotta go find clean pics now!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670699 - 09/23/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

when i was 16, i thought the fact they were wet and slimy totally weird.

Boy have things changed for me!

One time, when i was 18, i was fingering this cute girl in my car (also 18). Her vagina felt like monkey guts, i shit u not!

But that was one weird experience among countless amazing, life-changing experiences...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23670717 - 09/23/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP is a fag


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23670744 - 09/23/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I like cock and I think cunt looks and tastes just yummy.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 7
    #23670793 - 09/23/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: psillyboy]
    #23670799 - 09/23/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:rofl:



Cock looks weird too. I'm not just saying that cuz I'm gay. I think all human sex organs look weird and the honestly only nice thing about them is when you touch them it feels nice.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: psillyboy] * 6
    #23670804 - 09/23/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23670805 - 09/23/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Tis why boobs and ass aren't sex organs. They don't look weird. Even if they're in rough shape worst case scenario is it feels like you're watching a documentary :ohwell:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23670820 - 09/23/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is the most STAL thread I've ever seen.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Patlal]
    #23670829 - 09/23/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:incredible:

Alien vag!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23670852 - 09/23/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Its weird sometimes i find everything disgusting about human biology when i stop to think about it. Spit, snot, piss, puke, shit/shitting, sweat, swass, blood, genitals, jizz, pussy goo. We all do/have these things, we all stink, we are all gross.

Thing is testosterone, pheromones, and the way my brain works makes me ok with some of these things. Its strange though, sometimes i have zero sex drive and almost feel independent and seperate from humans ..almost alien. And when i feel like that everyone grosses me out.

Pussy is great, im down to get all up in it. but if a chef served me a dish that looked like and tasted like it, I'd go back to the kitchen and slap him in the face.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23670854 - 09/23/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Investigate the various repugnant aspects of the body, beginning with the fact that the body is a conglomeration of all sorts of things. In other words, it's a burial ground, a national cemetery, filled with the corpses of cattle, pigs, ducks, chickens, sour, sweet, greasy, salty, gathered and aged in the stomach, filtered and distilled into blood, pus, decomposing and putrid, oozing throughout the body and coming out its various openings: this body, which all of us in the human race care for without ceasing — bathing it, scrubbing it, masking its smell — and even then its filth keeps displaying itself as ear wax, eye secretions, nasal drip, tooth tartar, skin-scruff and sweat, always oozing out, filthy in every way. What it comes from is filthy, where it stays is filthy (i.e., in a cemetery of fresh corpses, or even worse — we've probably buried hundreds of different kinds of corpses within ourselves). If you look at the human body, you'll see that its characteristics are ill-matched and incongruous. Its smell is something really offensive. If looking at the body in this way doesn't give rise to a sense of dismay and detachment, go on to — Investigate the in-and-out breath.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23670860 - 09/23/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Trippy


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23670861 - 09/23/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah i sort of feel/think like that sometimes but i try not to lest i become a howard hughes or tesla like character.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23670865 - 09/23/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Maybe you're gay and only just started realizing it :shrug:




Possibility but a very slim chance I actually am. I just find them very strange and cannot comprehend the need for such unnecessary baggage around the actual center.

Quote:

Morel Guy said:
Have you ever penitrated a vagina?  It is addictive




Yes.

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
OP is a fag




Highly unlikely but not impossible according to the possibilities that exist. I am sure I am straight though, just find them disturbing.


Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
:rofl:


Cock looks weird too. I'm not just saying that cuz I'm gay. I think all human sex organs look weird and the honestly only nice thing about them is when you touch them it feels nice.




This is what I'm getting at, but more at the vagina than cocks. They look unnatural :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23670870 - 09/23/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

God damn chef.

I agree. Libido has a LOT to do with our desire for that alien thang down under.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23670871 - 09/23/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

most vaginas don't have huge mudflaps dude.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23670872 - 09/23/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
most vaginas don't have huge mudflaps dude.




True but most still creep me out ...



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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670874 - 09/23/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

that's cause you're gay.


just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23670877 - 09/23/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.


just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure




Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23670879 - 09/23/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Mudflaps


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670884 - 09/23/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.


just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure




Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.



I'm not judging you or anything man.

Lots of people (especially here) like dudes, and that's totally cool.

whatever floats your boat ya know?


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23670891 - 09/23/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.


just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure




Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.



I'm not judging you or anything man.

Lots of people (especially here) like dudes, and that's totally cool.

whatever floats your boat ya know?




Yeah being into guys makes me feel sick. They vagina should be a small entry point with minimal baggage and a smooth almost doll like entry. Some people have such weird vaginas :tongue2:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
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To get me through the day
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I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670892 - 09/23/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women.



Most times I've heard a man say that were after they had come out as gay. Aint no shame in whatever your tastes are man, roll with it!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23670893 - 09/23/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23670899 - 09/23/16 12:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yah, if vaginas weird you out, try out the bunghole before considering full homo sapian :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23670905 - 09/23/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women.



Most times I've heard a man say that were after they had come out as gay. Aint no shame in whatever your tastes are man, roll with it!




I just need to find a woman with a decent vagina, which is difficult as I cannot walk into a pub and ask women to show me their vagina to see if I may like it.

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Argh torture of the worst kind!  Reminds me of a clockwork orange for some reason...:lol:


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Seasons change and so can I
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. *DELETED* [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670914 - 09/23/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23670917 - 09/23/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My favorites are top row, number 6 and 3rd row, number 8.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23670928 - 09/23/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Pussy is love pussy is life

If you haven't seen a beautiful pussy before you're either gay, blind, or not trying.




Not trying enough sounds right. :thumbup:

3rd row number 1 is decent, :rolleyes:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23670931 - 09/23/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Large labia are awesome!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23670944 - 09/23/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like you're too young to appreciate the vagina. You're like a little kid who screams "girls are yucky!!!"


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: trees]
    #23670954 - 09/23/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It might seem harsh that this is how OP finds out he's into cock, but everything happens for a reason, and I'm glad that we can play a really small roll in helping him find happiness in who he really is


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Cagney]
    #23670989 - 09/23/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The flappier, the better! :thumbup:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671023 - 09/23/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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trees said:
Sounds like you're too young to appreciate the vagina. You're like a little kid who screams "girls are yucky!!!"




No, just no.

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
It might seem harsh that this is how OP finds out he's into cock, but everything happens for a reason, and I'm glad that we can play a really small roll in helping him find happiness in who he really is




I appreciate that, but I can affirm I am straight. Being put off by the look of vaginas isn't even that bad. I think it comes down to the idea that I have to be really really close to the woman in order to feel connected. :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23671034 - 09/23/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

Electric Wizard: purpose of the flappies is to protect the vagina hole and clitoris as well as to seal in moisture for lubrication purposes.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23671041 - 09/23/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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:lol:

Electric Wizard: purpose of the flappies is to protect the vagina hole and clitoris as well as to seal in moisture for lubrication purposes.

:havesomescience:




Thanks for telling me something I already knew. Can't the shroomery imagine what it would be like to have an uncluttered vagina without going all alien.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671043 - 09/23/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Plenty of examples of that ^ up there mate!

However I think you said it felt like torture...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23671062 - 09/23/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Plenty of examples of that ^ up there mate!

However I think you said it felt like torture...




Some were okay in that picture. Tbh most didn't appeal to me :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23671065 - 09/23/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Being put off by the look of vaginas isn't even that bad. I think it comes down to the idea that I have to be really really close to the woman in order to feel connected. :shrug:



but yet you start en entire thread, and the first half of said thread making a really big deal out of being grossed out by the look of vaginas?

you don't need to back pedal. No one gives a shit that you're probably gay dude.
download grindr and just give it a try.

what do you have to lose?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671068 - 09/23/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well you say that but you've never had a torn vagina.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671070 - 09/23/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

maybe hes not gay just VERY picky about vaginas?

Im pretty picky myself and aint gay. Just particular :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23671071 - 09/23/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I imagine the opposite effect is something like rugburn on your dick.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671072 - 09/23/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Being put off by the look of vaginas isn't even that bad. I think it comes down to the idea that I have to be really really close to the woman in order to feel connected. :shrug:



but yet you start en entire thread, and the first half of said thread making a really big deal out of being grossed out by the look of vaginas?

you don't need to back pedal. No one gives a shit that you're probably gay dude.
download grindr and just give it a try.

what do you have to lose?




My intention for making the thread was to see if others have the same dislike towards the anatomy of the womans vagina.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23671074 - 09/23/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Well you say that but you've never had a torn vagina.




True :thumbup:

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
maybe hes not gay just VERY picky about vaginas?

Im pretty picky myself and aint gay. Just particular :shrug:




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23671080 - 09/23/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh I've seen good puss' and I've seen bad I've seen bad
I've seen endless bush that I thought would never end
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    #23671086 - 09/23/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha, is that a modest mouse song? :lol:


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    #23671087 - 09/23/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuckin is now


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    #23671089 - 09/23/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Copyright that


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    #23671092 - 09/23/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Fuckin is now




Hell yah :yesnod:

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23671120 - 09/23/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe you're gay and only just started realizing it :shrug:




First thing that came to mind when I read the OP. Vaginas are like flowers. Who doesn't love a beautiful flower?


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    #23671126 - 09/23/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671130 - 09/23/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay




Your gay for thinking I'm gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23671149 - 09/23/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Youre asexual, maybe


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    #23671150 - 09/23/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: trees]
    #23671160 - 09/23/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Youre asexual, maybe





I have wondered this and it would not surprise me. I'm gonna ask my therapist when I see them and see what their opinion is.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671169 - 09/23/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay




Your gay for thinking I'm gay.




At what point do vaginas begin to lose their allure for you? Is it before or after you've busted a nut?

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671173 - 09/23/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Your gay for thinking I'm gay.



You're*


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    #23671176 - 09/23/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I am straight.




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671355 - 09/23/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

trees said:
Youre asexual, maybe





I have wondered this and it would not surprise me. I'm gonna ask my therapist when I see them and see what their opinion is.




I went thru a period of life where i was basically asexual. I was really sad, lonely and depressed at the time too :sad:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23671495 - 09/23/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The only time a little twat loses its allure to me is when the hygiene is poor. Other wise I'm going to pet it, and kiss it, and play with it, and love it, etc... My fascination started at 6 yrs. old and it has had my full attention ever since. Probably will till the day I die.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671500 - 09/23/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I like vaginas, as long as their not meat curtains, they're OK with me.


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    #23671506 - 09/23/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The only time a little twat loses its allure to me is when the hygiene is poor. Other wise I'm going to pet it, and kiss it, and play with it, and love it, etc... My fascination started at 6 yrs. old and it has had my full attention ever since. Probably will till the day I die.




See that's kind of a creepy statement over your sig.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23671509 - 09/23/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wouldnt asexual just be lack of libido? Whats the difference?

Times when i was severely depressed and or on drugs, i had zero sexdrive. Times where id go as long as a month not even rubbing one out.

Im getting close to 30 and i can already feel a decline in my sexdrive from when i was younger. Id say from the ages of 14-25 there wasnt much i wouldnt do for pussy. I could drink and do all the drugs i wanted, and still be good to go.

Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was. Well when i want it, i still really fucking want it but most of the time i just dont care. Of course being in the company of a complete stunner still gets me.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23671522 - 09/23/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23671536 - 09/23/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:

Your gay for thinking I'm gay.



You're*


An update -


OP is a homosexual male with poor grammar




Wow.

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:




This describes how I am currently. :thumbup::heart:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671593 - 09/23/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:archiebunker: vaginas are amazing.


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    #23671702 - 09/23/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:




yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.


but op? do you like hips? curves? butts? big female eyes? boobs?

or are you just asexual...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23671827 - 09/23/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I love mostly everything about them.

They don't really look any more or less weird then a dick if you really stop to think about it :shrug:





Pretty much this. If I really stop to think about sex it's disgusting. But I love to fuck so who am I to judge. :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671846 - 09/23/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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They are freaky looking. Cannot get past the look, It makes me feel sick thinking of it. WHy do we have to enter that path of darkness?

Anyone else think they look weird? Come on the flaps and the inside is like satans mouth.





I like vags.  Once you get past the smell, you got 'em licked.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23671853 - 09/23/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

they're not supposed to smell when clean


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    #23671856 - 09/23/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You're a god damned pervert that's who.  Thinking about sex :justno: disgusting.  You know what sex leads to?  Babies, which are the devil's work.


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    #23671858 - 09/23/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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they're not supposed to smell when clean




yes they are.  It doesn't mean smell nasty.  I mean, if the pussy smells like a bum shit bloody poop in a dumpster, I ain't gonna lick it.


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    #23671860 - 09/23/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Who are they?


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    #23671861 - 09/23/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I forget who it is but someone here has a totally scentless vagina, or so they claim.  I think it might be Crystal G, not sure, but I remember having an extensive discussion about it.


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    #23671870 - 09/23/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sex disgusting? :wtf: man some of you guys have serious hangups. Sex is exploring each other's bodies; it's intimate, it feels great & it's exciting. Disgusting is the last word I'd use, unless you're into poop fetishes & shit like that.


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    #23671875 - 09/23/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

And some "women" on the Shroomery don't even have a vagina at all. :cookiemonster:


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    #23671884 - 09/23/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

In my day men were real men and had sex with other men.  None of this gay vagina shit just good old fashioned cock in manhole.  Nothing is the same anymore.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23671886 - 09/23/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Who are they?




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They are freaky looking. Cannot get past the look, It makes me feel sick thinking of it. WHy do we have to enter that path of darkness?

Anyone else think they look weird? Come on the flaps and the inside is like satans mouth.





I like vags.  Once you get past the smell, you got 'em licked.




The smell is the best part. I can't get enough of those pheromones..

I don't have sex for any reason but that. Unless I'm in love or whatever. Which is rarely the case. Well even if so I got addicted because they smell just right.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23671958 - 09/23/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The smell is the best part. I can't get enough of those pheromones..



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A good smelling pussy, with just the right level of musk and hormone, will drive me fucking crazy.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
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it looks like row 3 number 3 is a gaping vagina!


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That pic I posted earlier was only 1/10 panels:

The Great Wall Of Vagina

LOL, I defy anyone to stare long enough at that shit to find their all time top: Row = x, Number = x example.


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    #23672009 - 09/23/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

holy shit - :rofl:
Some of those are craaazy looking.
I swear they must have gotten some random anonymous vagina molds because there are some that look wrecked with herpes, and others with multi-piercings and all kinds of other mutations.


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Oh and again'st an earlier posters proper advice, I looked up that blue waffle shit on google image.

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    #23672020 - 09/23/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas are great and all but they're overrated as is sex imo.

Then again i do get laid pretty frequently ao that alters my opinion. Got a friend who constantly whinea about not getting any in 2 years. Dude is fucking creepy around women. His eyes get dilated and he like foams at the mouth around even a moderately attractive woman.

Even around other feiends gfs. And he gets all like i dunno possessive i guess youd say. Like he fights for their attention and wont let any other guy around get the first word in durring conversation. Its like he's been in prison for years or is some kind of animal.

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    #23672021 - 09/23/16 07:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas are easily one of the top 10 most beautiful things I have ever seen in my life.
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    #23672098 - 09/23/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Vaginas are easily one of the top 10 most beautiful things I have ever seen in my life.
:awepreciation:





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Oh and again'st an earlier posters proper advice, I looked up that blue waffle shit on google image.

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Whattt the fuuuuck. Why have I never heard of that before?





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The smell is the best part. I can't get enough of those pheromones..



Yes.




Fuck I remember the first time I got to eat pussy. Holy fucking shit. Yes yes yes. Those pheromones are incredibly intoxicating. I don't think I'd ever really deal with the craziness of girls if it wasn't something I uncontrollably love


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    #23672140 - 09/23/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If all vaginas looked the same what would be the point?

We would all be fucking the same old boring pussy.


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    #23672149 - 09/23/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Guys lets get real.  Is a vagina really more beautiful or tastier than a sweaty hairy ballbag?


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You won't get far with that argument


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    #23672165 - 09/23/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

its kinda intresting... Like vaginas... are not "pretty to look at" yet I could look at one all day if I wanted to. Like you do get endorphins from looking at it. Not to mention IME you instantly want to put your dick in it if you see one.

I would think if you didnt get the chemicals if would just essentially be a sweaty bag of grossness.


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tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay








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yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.









Yes, vag is wonderful, but when you see guys that are just total slaves for it, you have to remind yourself that you're more than a cock and balls chasing a meat taco.

I have seen some guys that were very intelligent, put their studies aside because they put the pussy on a pedestle, fuck that, give me knowledge and understanding, give me a girl that will want to explore the depths of the human psyche.

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tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay








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yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.









Yes, vag is wonderful, but when you see guys that are just total slaves for it, you have to remind yourself that you're more than a cock and balls chasing a meat taco.

I have seen some guys that were very intelligent, put their studies aside because they put the pussy on a pedestle, fuck that, give me knowledge and understanding, give me a girl that will want to explore the depths of the human psyche.

Most relationships that are built to last, are based on non-sexual stuff, with intimacy being important, but not paramount.




yea... but theres a difference between pussy and relationships... im pretty sure where just talking bout pussy here. And if your lucky enough you get both.


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    #23672232 - 09/23/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Meat taco indeed
They are weird and scary and can get way nasty.
Now i have seen some clean and cute ones that could sit on my face
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No


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    #23673128 - 09/24/16 06:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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its kinda intresting... Like vaginas... are not "pretty to look at" yet I could look at one all day if I wanted to. Like you do get endorphins from looking at it. Not to mention IME you instantly want to put your dick in it if you see one.

I would think if you didnt get the chemicals if would just essentially be a sweaty bag of grossness.




Yep they look fucking awful. IN order to reproduce men have to enter that! Then babies have to come back through it!!! My god it's gone to shit.

Pheromones? Just another form of mind control so that the devil woman can control men.


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    #23673137 - 09/24/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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    #23673228 - 09/24/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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You're gay for thinking I'm gay.



That's the second time you've said that. I think it would be wise to ask yourself if you're projecting.

I feel the greatest empathy for a man who has to go through the 'coming out' stage of being attracted to their own gender, and I despise our culture for making it so difficult for most that go through it.

But, TBH mate, I've never heard a straight male talk about the female anatomy the way you do. Please do yourself a favour and explore what lies beyond these feelings a little.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23673266 - 09/24/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My wife has a perfect vagina
I love giving her head and having her sit on my face
Love the smell, the appearance and the taste

Not all vaginas are nice though, I saw a really wierd one once

I like how her brown pussy is pink inside

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23673289 - 09/24/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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You're gay for thinking I'm gay.



That's the second time you've said that. I think it would be wise to ask yourself if you're projecting.

I feel the greatest empathy for a man who has to go through the 'coming out' stage of being attracted to their own gender, and I despise our culture for making it so difficult for most that go through it.

But, TBH mate, I've never heard a straight male talk about the female anatomy the way you do. Please do yourself a favour and explore what lies beyond these feelings a little.




It's worth saying at least a dozen times.  There's nothing gayer than a man having sex with a woman.  Please learn about human sexuality and don't let the PC police try to tell you that being obsessed with cocks and ballbags is gay.


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    #23673295 - 09/24/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23673448 - 09/24/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I explore my feelings and I'm certain I'm straight. I cannot emphasise enough that vaginas are weird and always will be.

That does not make me gay. If a woman said cocks are weird looking then would she be branded lesbian? Doubt it.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674211 - 09/24/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

very simple...



so your saying.... you dont want your dick in this? are you attracted to that? LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EYES AND THOSE CURVES :gonnaneedmyglasses:

like m8... your either gay or asexual. Liking the vagina is a big part of being straight.
or maybe your one of those lesbian trapped in a mans body ahahahahahaha


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23674219 - 09/24/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yes she is nice. I dont like the vagina but i like the rest..except the mouth when it talks.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674260 - 09/24/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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yes she is nice. I dont like the vagina but i like the rest..except the mouth when it talks.




no... no m8 miranda kerr isnt "nice". girls call miranda kerr "nice"
and you even dodged the question. Would you put your dick in her?


Or would you date a woman?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23674331 - 09/24/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not bowing to women having a ruling power over men because they look a little better than most.

I would put my dick into a woman and have done before. But I wouldn't screw her because she is probs a stuck up biatch.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23674340 - 09/24/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My wife has a perfect vagina
I love giving her head and having her sit on my face
Love the smell, the appearance and the taste

Not all vaginas are nice though, I saw a really wierd one once

I like how her brown pussy is pink inside

A clitoris is a magnificent thing




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23674347 - 09/24/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

And do you think it would 'look fucking awful' koods?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23674348 - 09/24/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

somehow, Koods, I don't see you as an expert in vaginas.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23674356 - 09/24/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Expert or not, OP is clearly turned off by them, so if an openly gay man is not, I think that might add food for thought to OP.


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    #23674366 - 09/24/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I see your point.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23674422 - 09/24/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

like if you dont wana bang miranda kerr... your about as gay as a rainbow...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23674613 - 09/24/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Expert or not, OP is clearly turned off by them, so if an openly gay man is not, I think that might add food for thought to OP.




No I'm not 'turned off' by them. I dislike the way they look just like I dislike women going around acting like they control men with the fucking pussy they have.
They flaunt it and have total control over people and most men are unaware. Being married is different. I'm talking about the singles.

Don't give in to the control they emit. Do not turn gay either. Fight to the death.

Miranda Kerr? I would not put my duck near that stu. Up upper class bitch who probs fucks the photographers so they print decent pictures.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674635 - 09/24/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So what does that have to do with the actual form and aesthetic of the vagina itself? It sounds like you're really just disillusioned with the Jezebel spirit of the material girl more so than the vaginal anatomy itself.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23674648 - 09/24/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Possibly. I'm at a point where I don't really care for either sex. Could be asexual like others mentioned.

Some vaginas have been wrecked, in fact most have. They are like the curtains at your local smoke room.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674650 - 09/24/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well, I don't have a "local smoke room", but point taken nonetheless.


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    #23674667 - 09/24/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP sounds like a guy that couldn't get laid if his life depended on it, turned  into a misogynist & is trying to play it off like he could be a stud if he wanted to because this is the internet.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23674672 - 09/24/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, prolly. Still doesn't make the Jezebel thing any less valid, though.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23674676 - 09/24/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nailed it.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23674763 - 09/24/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What exactly do you mean by the Jezebel thing?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23674780 - 09/24/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You don't know?  :notsureif:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23676112 - 09/25/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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OP sounds like a guy that couldn't get laid if his life depended on it, turned  into a misogynist & is trying to play it off like he could be a stud if he wanted to because this is the internet.




I don't think I could be a stud and I don't try to get laid at all because women are in fact very demonic in nature.
I cannot stress enough how unattractive women are when they parade a used vagina and hope they can manipulate men. I am not misogynist I am a REALIST.

Realistically I would rather be married and have sex than have to chase after girls which is extremely childish. :thumbup::heart::rolleyes::tongue2::heart:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23676125 - 09/25/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's not anymore childish than meeting friends unless you take it as some kind of affront to your manhood that your vag count isn't sliding ever upward into a sharp peak on your manliness scale. I love vagina. Vaginas are beautiful and they hug my cock. When my dick is cold in the winter, who's there to warm it? Vagina. When my hands need occupied and my mind is tending to wander.. who's there? Vagina. Do you see a pattern here? Vagina is pretty fucking awesome. The female body is a wonderful thing, it's one of the few places you can speak in tongues and be clearly understood.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23676385 - 09/25/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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What exactly do you mean by the Jezebel thing?



Hes probably one of those MGTOW losers


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23676439 - 09/25/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I don't think I could be a stud and I don't try to get laid at all because women are in fact very demonic in nature.



The butthurt over the feminine is strong in you. I really hope you manage to deal with this one day. Women are wonderful.

If you really stand by the things you've said in this thread, then there's something very wrong with you that needs fixing.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23676457 - 09/25/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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What exactly do you mean by the Jezebel thing?



Hes probably one of those MGTOW losers




I had to look up this acronym. Urban Dictionary says:
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Men/Man Going Their Own Way.

MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be.

It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.




That actually sounds pretty good. It's weird that something so normal and reasonable would be considered some kind of fringe movement.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23676472 - 09/25/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.



You cannot be serious. What a fucking heap of shit. Some third wave feminism/Aylssa type in masculine form wrote that.

This kinda shit is just escalating the situation, not helping fix it anyhow.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23676498 - 09/25/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It sounds like it's referring specifically only to women and societal expectations that are hostile towards masculinity. So not all women are going to fit this criteria, obviously, just Jezebel ball crushers. I don't see how this is even remotely similar to feminism, which is a movement of self-imposed hostility towards femininity and making sandwiches.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23676506 - 09/25/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas are one of the greatest things in the known Universe, OP.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Shroomism]
    #23676727 - 09/25/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Vaginas are one of the greatest things in the known Universe, OP.

Try being gay if you dont like it.




I'll take some time and maybe look around, shop around so to speak. I'm looking for a girl whom isn't the 'jezebal type' or whatever else. :thumbup:

As for men go their own way, that seems like a legit thing and is probs a good idea when you look at feminism and its dominating agenda.


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    #23676801 - 09/25/16 01:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Anyone else think they look weird?



ill be honest here, yes. but only some.

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    #23676806 - 09/25/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23676819 - 09/25/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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That actually sounds pretty good. It's weird that something so normal and reasonable would be considered some kind of fringe movement.



It's because of the people it attracts.


If it was full of men who actually have had experience with women and then opted to live without them, it'd be different.



I feel like many reasonable men are probably already practicing the things they advocate without associating with that group of undesirables.


I agree with alot of the points they make but their members are often women-hating guys and im not down with that.

I love women i just accept that they are hardwired differently and this may make them seem cold or even "evil" but this is just their natural instincts of self-preservation and weeding out the weak in order to get a good mate.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677005 - 09/25/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm glad to hear that. Not all are gold mines. :rolleyes:

More like coal pits...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23677025 - 09/25/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Honestly, if you can avoid them altogether, then more power to you.

I've been subject to physical abuse and some pretty gnarly betrayal so i have more than enough reasons to be wary of the fairer sex but i cannot deny that i am attracted to them.

I'm not going to try and paint them in the worst way possible just to feel better about not having them in my life.


Like i said though, if your feelings are sincere then you shouldn't even care about women at all. It seems like something is upsetting you though.

Do you wish that they were different?
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    #23677075 - 09/25/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you dont want woman or men you could always try a fucking ducati....Jokeshopbeard has one.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677081 - 09/25/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yea... just in case anyone hasnt told you yet


all women are evil and batshit crazy

yea m8 there all fucking batshit crazy.

You just gotta find someone who you like enough to put up with there shit.

But like it really does sound like you want a .... transexual? Like you essentially want a guy... with a female body and a dick? no?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23677089 - 09/25/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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OP sounds like a guy that couldn't get laid if his life depended on it, turned  into a misogynist & is trying to play it off like he could be a stud if he wanted to because this is the internet.




I have absolutely no idea how to interact with women. It's always been a struggle, and as I've gotten older & failed over & over again, I've developed a deep resentment towards women & believe they're evil.





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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23677124 - 09/25/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

but i do like chicks...
also i'd probably kill myself if i had a motorcycle.
Hell,i've managed to get hit twice as a pedestrian...

@darkstar  it is pretty obvious. One issue that i do empathize with though is virgin shaming or shaming men who aren't good with women. I truly understand their plight, i mean i was a virgin myself until pretty late in life.
I wish i could just give them my sense of "not giving a fuck" because they really are their own worst enemies and are creating most of their hurdles in their mind.



people are just very different though and statistically there are going to be men that simply cannot communicate effectively with women.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23677141 - 09/25/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I mean I get that too. I was always bad with women, and lost my viriginty late. I'm still bad with women honestly, and that does kinda suck. But that's cause of the way my head works...has nothing to do with the ladies. Where people like OP lose me is when they blame women for their own ineptness, and let the shame/pain turn to hate & misogyny. I mean women are people just like everyone else, and most have their own insecurities & difficulties in the matters of love & sex. It's a human thing.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23677143 - 09/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

For sure, that hate is not constructive and there is no personal accountability in his narrative.
Women are not "Evil",at least not by default, they are human just like us.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23677148 - 09/25/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've been of the opinion for as long as I can remember that everyone and everything is weird, and all people look fucked up in the right light.  This whole argument seems ridiculous to me.  Of course vaginas are weird as fuck, and if you stare into the vagina long enough you are liable to become a weirdo yourself :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23677190 - 09/25/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
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Dark_Star said:
OP sounds like a guy that couldn't get laid if his life depended on it, turned  into a misogynist & is trying to play it off like he could be a stud if he wanted to because this is the internet.




I have absolutely no idea how to interact with women. It's always been a struggle, and as I've gotten older & failed over & over again, I've developed a deep resentment towards women & believe they're evil.





Yeah, we can tell.




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23677419 - 09/25/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You have it backwards peni are fucking weird. Dick cheese :puke:


I have always found vagina to be like a fingerprint and more importantly a work of art. Granted some are hot dog down a hallway,roast beef suprise or w shaped (:lol: inside joke)  but I look at a lot of vaginas every night and most mornings(porn)and I'd say most vaginas I've seen online and irl are beautiful.


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    #23677435 - 09/25/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You know the only reason vagina cheese isn't a well known thing is because chicks carry around special wetnaps everywhere and wipe out their vag several times per day.  You're telling me they're not hiding something?  They are just as disgusting as men :sadyes: might as well be gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23677460 - 09/25/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

idk cocks are pretty simple and kinda cool looking. i personally love how mine looks.

It's like a mushroom. :mushroomgrow: :awesome:


Dick cheese shouldn't ever happen unless you are like in a third world country and even then its so simple to keep your dick clean.

Vaginas are actually pretty fucking beautiful in my opinion and it's only the extreme cases of roast beef that are completely unappealing to me.

For the most part, the vaginas i've seen have been nice and plump and looked fine.


All jokes aside i think gender relations is an important issue that would help make society better for everyone if we just

fucking

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along.



Unfortunately women reinforce their negative perceptions of men and Men do the same whenever they talk amongst themselves.
Not everyone drinks the kool aid though and i know many chicks who hate modern feminism(its pretty much like a female MGTOW) just as much as the next guy.

We really really are so similar and the main difference is how we respond to emotion and the qualities we find attractive in a partner.

I want a gf. i know i have to make myself into a half-decent person with some ambition before i can do that. At least with a woman of quality. And that's fine...it doesn't make women entitled or imply that they are "gold-diggers", they just want stability and that is perfectly understandable.

I know that many men think that they'd be happy to just have a gf but once you get over the sexual aspect you will realize that we too prefer someone that has their shit together.


Granted we may be a bit more forgiving if she's really attractive but i think the same is probably true for women too. i know that back in the day when i was still handsome i got cut some slack despite being a "loser" by societies standards.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23677537 - 09/25/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23677547 - 09/25/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

That is pretty perfect.

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677822 - 09/25/16 07:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dick/vagina sanitation aside I think strictly aesthetically I like the look of vagina more.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23677830 - 09/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23677846 - 09/25/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

8 people who voted are gay


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    #23677862 - 09/25/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

wtf are you talking about do you know where you are?  87 people who voted are gay.  Some are just pretending to find those bleeding minges attractive because they have been seduced by the devel


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23677864 - 09/25/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

im jk...jeeze lol


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    #23677880 - 09/25/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i didn't vote. i guess that makes me asexual.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677893 - 09/25/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

it scares me to picture you be self reproducing :eek:


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    #23677916 - 09/25/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

oh that's what that means.

i just meant that i lost all interest in sex.

i think it'd be more accurate to say that i lost all interest in pursuing it though.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677927 - 09/25/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

im jk anyway man, but yes thats what it means


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    #23677947 - 09/25/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

the third definition matches what i was trying to say but that may have been added in around the time they started making up genders.

i know you kid around, its fun to kid. makes me feel happy like when...i was a kid.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Apostle]
    #23677960 - 09/25/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

imagine us meeting as kids, whut a trip thatd be


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23677966 - 09/25/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Gay.

Been there though, many much times.

Weird, but weird-hot if clean.

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    #23677967 - 09/25/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha maybe we'd become good friends and get involved in hobbies that'd prevent us from getting into the dr00gz.


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    #23678653 - 09/26/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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im jk anyway man, but yes thats what it means




asexual as means someone who doesnt desire sex. youre thinking of asexual reproduction.


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    #23678792 - 09/26/16 05:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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wtf are you talking about do you know where you are?  87 people who voted are gay.  Some are just pretending to find those bleeding minges attractive because they have been seduced by the devel




Doesn't mean they're all gay, just  means the vagina is weird to them. As is popcorn during a drive through at McDonalds.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679309 - 09/26/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

they're**


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they're**




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679435 - 09/26/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Take a room full of women and flip em upside down... they all look like sisters. Vaginas aren't weird or scary.... unless it has aids or some kind of shit like that...but this is a weird question.


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I didn't see my mistake, cheers I guess.




So much is lost in language  :holyshit:


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    #23679451 - 09/26/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.


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The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.



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    #23679489 - 09/26/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.




The answer to OP is no, and you're probably gay.


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    #23679493 - 09/26/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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very simple...



so your saying.... you dont want your dick in this? are you attracted to that? LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EYES AND THOSE CURVES :gonnaneedmyglasses:

like m8... your either gay or asexual. Liking the vagina is a big part of being straight.
or maybe your one of those lesbian trapped in a mans body ahahahahahaha



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The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.




The answer to OP is no, and you're probably gay.




Highly unlikely and pretty much unlikely. I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:


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wtf are you talking about do you know where you are?  87 people who voted are gay.  Some are just pretending to find those bleeding minges attractive because they have been seduced by the devel




Doesn't mean they're all gay, just  means the vagina is weird to them. As is popcorn during a drive through at McDonalds.




No they're all gay.  Every single last one.  The last straight man died in 1948 and everyone since then who claims to be straight is only fooling themself.  People on this forum are especially gay though, and you are the gayest one here.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23680264 - 09/26/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No I am not. :lol:

I have noticed a sudden and rapid increase in homosexuality and lesbians though.


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    #23680592 - 09/26/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dont forget transmissions is what they call them i think....i can never keep up with the times.


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    #23680671 - 09/26/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone at one point in their life comes across a very tight lipped vagina that is so perfectly clean it kind of smells like mango. The coveted mango vagina is like the great white buffalo. If you find one never let go.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23680793 - 09/26/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:




Yeah, like your penis when Koods comes to your house wearing only a thong, you're hella gay bro.

Hehe, just joking with you.

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    #23681071 - 09/26/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:hmm:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23681123 - 09/26/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23681351 - 09/26/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23681364 - 09/26/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 1
    #23681410 - 09/26/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23682756 - 09/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Electric Wizard21 said:


I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:




Yeah, like your penis when Koods comes to your house wearing only a thong, you're hella gay bro.

Hehe, just joking with you.

Seriously though, asexuals can desire sex, it's just not a huge priority to them like it is for most people.




I'll class myself as asexual then, because it certainly isn't a priority and doesn't hang onto my life a lot.

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23 people are bi-curious




Interesting poll results for the shroomery!

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Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?

Don't feel like reading all the way through this thread.




I won't ever realize that, as I cannot comprehend something I am not.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23682808 - 09/27/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be.  He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23682853 - 09/27/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be.  He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!




I'm glad to read that! I too believe that relationships are better when not just about sex. I wish I could find someone whom might be willing to look past it. Tbh, I never thought I'd say this, but sex isn't the first thing that crosses my mind when interacting with the opposite sex.

Your relationship sounds good, I hope it continues to evolve for you both :heart:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23682872 - 09/27/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks, and good luck to you! Sex is overrated, but if you asked me that in my teens and early 20's I might have said otherwise. I actually thought/think about marrying this person, and that is a big NO for me! *shudder*:eek:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #23682917 - 09/27/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] * 1
    #23682925 - 09/27/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404]
    #23682933 - 09/27/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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404 said:
Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] * 1
    #23682941 - 09/27/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23682943 - 09/27/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




So...


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23683004 - 09/27/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

"POTARD" LOL!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683013 - 09/27/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's okay her mum told her to do it:rofl:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Rhizomorpheus]
    #23683046 - 09/27/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Interesting :house:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683128 - 09/27/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw




Hahaha that's fucking messed up!

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http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




What is wrong with people eh? :lol:

My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try  :copypasta:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23683312 - 09/27/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try  :copypasta:




Really?  I can't even keep track of all the food items I stuck my dick in during my youth, with varying degrees of success.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23683379 - 09/27/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
    #23683402 - 09/27/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683403 - 09/27/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




Have you had to use peppermint oil as a nurse yet?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
    #23683450 - 09/27/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..





I'm glad someone else has admitted the weirdness too! Feels good man, I'm not alone...anymore :smile:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 3
    #23683472 - 09/27/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:aweshit: I've agreed with you plenty of times.  My only issue is your outright denial that you are gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23683488 - 09/27/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's a bit strong.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: falsereality]
    #23683533 - 09/27/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




Have you had to use peppermint oil as a nurse yet?



no....:confused: but I'm not officially a nurse, yet. Got the degree, need the license. I guess if one counts my lapsed LPN as one, then yes, but I'll have that back by the end of this year.:grin:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683542 - 09/27/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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no....:confused: but I'm not officially a nurse, yet. Got the degree, need the license. I guess if one counts my lapsed LPN as one, then yes, but I'll have that back by the end of this year.:grin:




Buy some before you start man peppermint oil on surgical masks works wonders when dealing with nasty shit.

http://thenursepath.com/2014/10/20/the-nurses-guide-to-managing-bad-smells/


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: falsereality]
    #23683554 - 09/27/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

oh, yeah I heard from nurses vicks vapo rub works too.:grin: peppermint oil might be better, IDK, I'll find out though. I worked for 6 months in an ER/med surge float situation in rural Hugo OK, cleaned some people up and had someone puke on me as well, I handle it pretty well. Thinking about it makes me more sickened by it than when it happened, lol.:grin:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23683685 - 09/27/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I know and I'm glad you can voice your opinion confidently. If you want e to be gay for JUST YOU, then that isn't gonna happen sorry.

The definition of gay which I am : lighthearted and carefree (almost)


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    #23683700 - 09/27/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You are a stronger man than I trex, I dropped out of EMT-b training a few weeks in.

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I know and I'm glad you can voice your opinion confidently. If you want e to be gay for JUST YOU, then that isn't gonna happen sorry.

The definition of gay which I am : lighthearted and carefree (almost)




Carefree enough to have a dick in your ass?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: falsereality]
    #23685224 - 09/28/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

wait... how much does op fap?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23685484 - 09/28/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas are weird?  I wouldn't know cause I've never seen one


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: falsereality]
    #23686398 - 09/28/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No I would not let that happen. I would guard myself using barbed wire if needed.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23686402 - 09/28/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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wait... how much does op fap?




How is this relevant? My answer is enough, not a lot.


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