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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23673448 - 09/24/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I explore my feelings and I'm certain I'm straight. I cannot emphasise enough that vaginas are weird and always will be.

That does not make me gay. If a woman said cocks are weird looking then would she be branded lesbian? Doubt it.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674211 - 09/24/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

very simple...



so your saying.... you dont want your dick in this? are you attracted to that? LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EYES AND THOSE CURVES :gonnaneedmyglasses:

like m8... your either gay or asexual. Liking the vagina is a big part of being straight.
or maybe your one of those lesbian trapped in a mans body ahahahahahaha


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23674219 - 09/24/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yes she is nice. I dont like the vagina but i like the rest..except the mouth when it talks.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674260 - 09/24/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
yes she is nice. I dont like the vagina but i like the rest..except the mouth when it talks.




no... no m8 miranda kerr isnt "nice". girls call miranda kerr "nice"
and you even dodged the question. Would you put your dick in her?


Or would you date a woman?


:callingbullshit:


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23674331 - 09/24/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not bowing to women having a ruling power over men because they look a little better than most.

I would put my dick into a woman and have done before. But I wouldn't screw her because she is probs a stuck up biatch.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23674340 - 09/24/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
My wife has a perfect vagina
I love giving her head and having her sit on my face
Love the smell, the appearance and the taste

Not all vaginas are nice though, I saw a really wierd one once

I like how her brown pussy is pink inside

A clitoris is a magnificent thing




Now I'm thinking of your wife's vagina


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23674347 - 09/24/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

And do you think it would 'look fucking awful' koods?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23674348 - 09/24/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

somehow, Koods, I don't see you as an expert in vaginas.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23674356 - 09/24/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Expert or not, OP is clearly turned off by them, so if an openly gay man is not, I think that might add food for thought to OP.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23674366 - 09/24/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I see your point.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
    #23674422 - 09/24/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

like if you dont wana bang miranda kerr... your about as gay as a rainbow...


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23674613 - 09/24/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Expert or not, OP is clearly turned off by them, so if an openly gay man is not, I think that might add food for thought to OP.




No I'm not 'turned off' by them. I dislike the way they look just like I dislike women going around acting like they control men with the fucking pussy they have.
They flaunt it and have total control over people and most men are unaware. Being married is different. I'm talking about the singles.

Don't give in to the control they emit. Do not turn gay either. Fight to the death.

Miranda Kerr? I would not put my duck near that stu. Up upper class bitch who probs fucks the photographers so they print decent pictures.


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To get me through the day
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Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674635 - 09/24/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So what does that have to do with the actual form and aesthetic of the vagina itself? It sounds like you're really just disillusioned with the Jezebel spirit of the material girl more so than the vaginal anatomy itself.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23674648 - 09/24/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Possibly. I'm at a point where I don't really care for either sex. Could be asexual like others mentioned.

Some vaginas have been wrecked, in fact most have. They are like the curtains at your local smoke room.


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23674650 - 09/24/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well, I don't have a "local smoke room", but point taken nonetheless.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott] * 3
    #23674667 - 09/24/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP sounds like a guy that couldn't get laid if his life depended on it, turned  into a misogynist & is trying to play it off like he could be a stud if he wanted to because this is the internet.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23674672 - 09/24/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, prolly. Still doesn't make the Jezebel thing any less valid, though.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23674676 - 09/24/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nailed it.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23674677 - 09/24/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23674763 - 09/24/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What exactly do you mean by the Jezebel thing?


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