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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23672119 - 09/23/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23672130 - 09/23/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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PartoftheSource said:
Oh and again'st an earlier posters proper advice, I looked up that blue waffle shit on google image.

:puke:

Whattt the fuuuuck. Why have I never heard of that before?





Because you're not a depraved individual like many of us here, count yourself as lucky.


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23672131 - 09/23/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Enjoywho said:
The smell is the best part. I can't get enough of those pheromones..



Yes.




Fuck I remember the first time I got to eat pussy. Holy fucking shit. Yes yes yes. Those pheromones are incredibly intoxicating. I don't think I'd ever really deal with the craziness of girls if it wasn't something I uncontrollably love


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23672140 - 09/23/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If all vaginas looked the same what would be the point?

We would all be fucking the same old boring pussy.


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #23672149 - 09/23/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Guys lets get real.  Is a vagina really more beautiful or tastier than a sweaty hairy ballbag?


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OfflineGreat Scott
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23672153 - 09/23/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You won't get far with that argument


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Offlinekakashi68
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott]
    #23672165 - 09/23/16 08:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

its kinda intresting... Like vaginas... are not "pretty to look at" yet I could look at one all day if I wanted to. Like you do get endorphins from looking at it. Not to mention IME you instantly want to put your dick in it if you see one.

I would think if you didnt get the chemicals if would just essentially be a sweaty bag of grossness.


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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68] * 1
    #23672173 - 09/23/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)





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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68] * 4
    #23672197 - 09/23/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay








Quote:

kakashi68 said:

yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.









Yes, vag is wonderful, but when you see guys that are just total slaves for it, you have to remind yourself that you're more than a cock and balls chasing a meat taco.

I have seen some guys that were very intelligent, put their studies aside because they put the pussy on a pedestle, fuck that, give me knowledge and understanding, give me a girl that will want to explore the depths of the human psyche.

Most relationships that are built to last, are based on non-sexual stuff, with intimacy being important, but not paramount.


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Offlinekakashi68
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23672215 - 09/23/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay








Quote:

kakashi68 said:

yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.









Yes, vag is wonderful, but when you see guys that are just total slaves for it, you have to remind yourself that you're more than a cock and balls chasing a meat taco.

I have seen some guys that were very intelligent, put their studies aside because they put the pussy on a pedestle, fuck that, give me knowledge and understanding, give me a girl that will want to explore the depths of the human psyche.

Most relationships that are built to last, are based on non-sexual stuff, with intimacy being important, but not paramount.




yea... but theres a difference between pussy and relationships... im pretty sure where just talking bout pussy here. And if your lucky enough you get both.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23672232 - 09/23/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Meat taco indeed
They are weird and scary and can get way nasty.
Now i have seen some clean and cute ones that could sit on my face
But there are alotta ones with the funk(in a bad way)


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23672326 - 09/23/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23672619 - 09/23/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Vaginas are pretty scary when they appear as four-legged bosses on planet Pandora


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68] * 2
    #23673128 - 09/24/16 06:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kakashi68 said:
its kinda intresting... Like vaginas... are not "pretty to look at" yet I could look at one all day if I wanted to. Like you do get endorphins from looking at it. Not to mention IME you instantly want to put your dick in it if you see one.

I would think if you didnt get the chemicals if would just essentially be a sweaty bag of grossness.




Yep they look fucking awful. IN order to reproduce men have to enter that! Then babies have to come back through it!!! My god it's gone to shit.

Pheromones? Just another form of mind control so that the devil woman can control men.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23673137 - 09/24/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yup, yer gay son


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23673170 - 09/24/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You're gay for thinking I'm gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23673228 - 09/24/16 08:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
You're gay for thinking I'm gay.



That's the second time you've said that. I think it would be wise to ask yourself if you're projecting.

I feel the greatest empathy for a man who has to go through the 'coming out' stage of being attracted to their own gender, and I despise our culture for making it so difficult for most that go through it.

But, TBH mate, I've never heard a straight male talk about the female anatomy the way you do. Please do yourself a favour and explore what lies beyond these feelings a little.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23673266 - 09/24/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My wife has a perfect vagina
I love giving her head and having her sit on my face
Love the smell, the appearance and the taste

Not all vaginas are nice though, I saw a really wierd one once

I like how her brown pussy is pink inside

A clitoris is a magnificent thing


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23673289 - 09/24/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
You're gay for thinking I'm gay.



That's the second time you've said that. I think it would be wise to ask yourself if you're projecting.

I feel the greatest empathy for a man who has to go through the 'coming out' stage of being attracted to their own gender, and I despise our culture for making it so difficult for most that go through it.

But, TBH mate, I've never heard a straight male talk about the female anatomy the way you do. Please do yourself a favour and explore what lies beyond these feelings a little.




It's worth saying at least a dozen times.  There's nothing gayer than a man having sex with a woman.  Please learn about human sexuality and don't let the PC police try to tell you that being obsessed with cocks and ballbags is gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy] * 2
    #23673295 - 09/24/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Get this man some muhsrooms immediately, we can settle this the old way.


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