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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Great Scott] * 4
    #23671126 - 09/23/16 01:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671130 - 09/23/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay




Your gay for thinking I'm gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23671149 - 09/23/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Youre asexual, maybe


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23671150 - 09/23/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay



/thread.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: trees]
    #23671160 - 09/23/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
Youre asexual, maybe





I have wondered this and it would not surprise me. I'm gonna ask my therapist when I see them and see what their opinion is.


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To get me through the day
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Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671169 - 09/23/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr is -

everyone but the OP knows OP is gay




Your gay for thinking I'm gay.




At what point do vaginas begin to lose their allure for you? Is it before or after you've busted a nut?

If the answer is both, you're 100% definitely a homo.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671173 - 09/23/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:

Your gay for thinking I'm gay.



You're*


An update -


OP is a homosexual male with poor grammar


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23671176 - 09/23/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
I am straight.




:thatsinteresting:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671355 - 09/23/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

trees said:
Youre asexual, maybe





I have wondered this and it would not surprise me. I'm gonna ask my therapist when I see them and see what their opinion is.




I went thru a period of life where i was basically asexual. I was really sad, lonely and depressed at the time too :sad:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23671495 - 09/23/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The only time a little twat loses its allure to me is when the hygiene is poor. Other wise I'm going to pet it, and kiss it, and play with it, and love it, etc... My fascination started at 6 yrs. old and it has had my full attention ever since. Probably will till the day I die.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671500 - 09/23/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I like vaginas, as long as their not meat curtains, they're OK with me.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Cagney] * 3
    #23671506 - 09/23/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Cagney said:
The only time a little twat loses its allure to me is when the hygiene is poor. Other wise I'm going to pet it, and kiss it, and play with it, and love it, etc... My fascination started at 6 yrs. old and it has had my full attention ever since. Probably will till the day I die.




See that's kind of a creepy statement over your sig.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23671509 - 09/23/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Wouldnt asexual just be lack of libido? Whats the difference?

Times when i was severely depressed and or on drugs, i had zero sexdrive. Times where id go as long as a month not even rubbing one out.

Im getting close to 30 and i can already feel a decline in my sexdrive from when i was younger. Id say from the ages of 14-25 there wasnt much i wouldnt do for pussy. I could drink and do all the drugs i wanted, and still be good to go.

Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was. Well when i want it, i still really fucking want it but most of the time i just dont care. Of course being in the company of a complete stunner still gets me.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23671522 - 09/23/16 03:59 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23671536 - 09/23/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:

Your gay for thinking I'm gay.



You're*


An update -


OP is a homosexual male with poor grammar




Wow.

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:




This describes how I am currently. :thumbup::heart:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671593 - 09/23/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:archiebunker: vaginas are amazing.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23671604 - 09/23/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23671702 - 09/23/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Quote:

Mush 4 Brains said:
Maybe its because i matured but sex isnt all that important to me as it was.





Sex has never been that important to me, even when I was younger in high school I thought my friends were stupid with how they chased girls, I always felt like I would rather be learning facts, than chasing ass.

I still am that way, don't get me wrong I would totally get down with the right girl, but I am in no rush to do so, if it happens it happens, if not then no worries.

I don't define myself by how much sex I have, it's just not a priority to me.:shrug:




yea but... its not really a choice... You just do... you have to, almost.


but op? do you like hips? curves? butts? big female eyes? boobs?

or are you just asexual...


nah shrooms make you gay


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23671827 - 09/23/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
I love mostly everything about them.

They don't really look any more or less weird then a dick if you really stop to think about it :shrug:





Pretty much this. If I really stop to think about sex it's disgusting. But I love to fuck so who am I to judge. :shrug:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23671846 - 09/23/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
They are freaky looking. Cannot get past the look, It makes me feel sick thinking of it. WHy do we have to enter that path of darkness?

Anyone else think they look weird? Come on the flaps and the inside is like satans mouth.





I like vags.  Once you get past the smell, you got 'em licked.


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