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 Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student
Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system 
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Investigate the various repugnant aspects of the body, beginning with the fact that the body is a conglomeration of all sorts of things. In other words, it's a burial ground, a national cemetery, filled with the corpses of cattle, pigs, ducks, chickens, sour, sweet, greasy, salty, gathered and aged in the stomach, filtered and distilled into blood, pus, decomposing and putrid, oozing throughout the body and coming out its various openings: this body, which all of us in the human race care for without ceasing — bathing it, scrubbing it, masking its smell — and even then its filth keeps displaying itself as ear wax, eye secretions, nasal drip, tooth tartar, skin-scruff and sweat, always oozing out, filthy in every way. What it comes from is filthy, where it stays is filthy (i.e., in a cemetery of fresh corpses, or even worse — we've probably buried hundreds of different kinds of corpses within ourselves). If you look at the human body, you'll see that its characteristics are ill-matched and incongruous. Its smell is something really offensive. If looking at the body in this way doesn't give rise to a sense of dismay and detachment, go on to — Investigate the in-and-out breath.
--Ajan Lee Dhammadharo
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub
 
Registered: 12/10/11
Posts: 14,168
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Trippy
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy
Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 8,298
Loc: Tacos
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Yeah i sort of feel/think like that sometimes but i try not to lest i become a howard hughes or tesla like character.
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 Electric Wizard21
Master
Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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 Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed.  [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23670865 - 09/23/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said:
Maybe you're gay and only just started realizing it 
Possibility but a very slim chance I actually am. I just find them very strange and cannot comprehend the need for such unnecessary baggage around the actual center.
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Morel Guy said:
Have you ever penitrated a vagina? It is addictive
Yes.
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
OP is a fag
Highly unlikely but not impossible according to the possibilities that exist. I am sure I am straight though, just find them disturbing.
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CookieCrumbs said:
Cock looks weird too. I'm not just saying that cuz I'm gay. I think all human sex organs look weird and the honestly only nice thing about them is when you touch them it feels nice.
This is what I'm getting at, but more at the vagina than cocks. They look unnatural
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,940
Loc: The Inexpressible... 
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God damn chef.
I agree. Libido has a LOT to do with our desire for that alien thang down under.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter
Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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most vaginas don't have huge mudflaps dude.
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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Electric Wizard21
Master
Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23670872 - 09/23/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
most vaginas don't have huge mudflaps dude.
True but most still creep me out ...
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter
Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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that's cause you're gay.
just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure
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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Electric Wizard21
Master
Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23670877 - 09/23/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.
just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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psillyboy
Florida man
Registered: 09/26/14
Posts: 582
Loc: In the 60's
Last seen: 5 hours, 18 minutes
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23670879 - 09/23/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mudflaps
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"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country - K. Vonnegut
“The real truth, that dare not speak itself, is that no one is in control. Absolutely no one.” ― Terence McKenna
"LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have never taken it." - Timothy Leary
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter
Registered: 06/13/11
Posts: 11,642
Loc: Gnarnia
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Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said:
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.
just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.
I'm not judging you or anything man.
Lots of people (especially here) like dudes, and that's totally cool.
whatever floats your boat ya know?
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I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart.
I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Electric Wizard21
Master
Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23670891 - 09/23/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's cause you're gay.
just embrace it and take it in the anus for maximum pleasure
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women. I can bare it but only when I really feel like it. People have dislikes of many things.
I'm not judging you or anything man.
Lots of people (especially here) like dudes, and that's totally cool.
whatever floats your boat ya know?
Yeah being into guys makes me feel sick. They vagina should be a small entry point with minimal baggage and a smooth almost doll like entry. Some people have such weird vaginas 
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student
Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said:
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women.
Most times I've heard a man say that were after they had come out as gay. Aint no shame in whatever your tastes are man, roll with it!
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student
Registered: 11/30/11
Posts: 26,088
Loc: Deep in the system
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23670893 - 09/23/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,940
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 2 hours, 48 minutes
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Yah, if vaginas weird you out, try out the bunghole before considering full homo sapian
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Electric Wizard21
Master
Registered: 04/25/16
Posts: 905
Loc: Russia
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:
Electric Wizard21 said:
Like I said I'm straight it's just something I find I dislike about women.
Most times I've heard a man say that were after they had come out as gay. Aint no shame in whatever your tastes are man, roll with it!
I just need to find a woman with a decent vagina, which is difficult as I cannot walk into a pub and ask women to show me their vagina to see if I may like it.
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Argh torture of the worst kind! Reminds me of a clockwork orange for some reason...
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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Sanguin3
Optimist
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,940
Loc: The Inexpressible...
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23670917 - 09/23/16 12:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My favorites are top row, number 6 and 3rd row, number 8.
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Electric Wizard21
Master
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Sanguin3]
#23670928 - 09/23/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said:
Pussy is love pussy is life
If you haven't seen a beautiful pussy before you're either gay, blind, or not trying.
Not trying enough sounds right. 
3rd row number 1 is decent, 
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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away
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Cagney
Hanging with my Shroomy's
Registered: 09/12/16
Posts: 332
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23670931 - 09/23/16 12:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Large labia are awesome!
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