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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23681364 - 09/26/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?
Don't feel like reading all the way through this thread.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 1
#23681410 - 09/26/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mmmm... doughnuts!!!
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I am as straight as a plane fuselage. 
Yeah, like your penis when Koods comes to your house wearing only a thong, you're hella gay bro.
Hehe, just joking with you.
Seriously though, asexuals can desire sex, it's just not a huge priority to them like it is for most people.
I'll class myself as asexual then, because it certainly isn't a priority and doesn't hang onto my life a lot.
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Connoisseur said: 23 people are bi-curious
Interesting poll results for the shroomery!
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SirShroomsAlott said: Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?
Don't feel like reading all the way through this thread.
I won't ever realize that, as I cannot comprehend something I am not.
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I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be. He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!
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tyrannicalrex said: I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be. He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!
I'm glad to read that! I too believe that relationships are better when not just about sex. I wish I could find someone whom might be willing to look past it. Tbh, I never thought I'd say this, but sex isn't the first thing that crosses my mind when interacting with the opposite sex.
Your relationship sounds good, I hope it continues to evolve for you both
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Thanks, and good luck to you! Sex is overrated, but if you asked me that in my teens and early 20's I might have said otherwise. I actually thought/think about marrying this person, and that is a big NO for me! *shudder*
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#23682917 - 09/27/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint. >>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question
>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] 1
#23682925 - 09/27/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/
A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception. The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs. The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404]
#23682933 - 09/27/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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404 said: Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint. >>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question
>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw
 When I was growing up we used to joke around and say not to fuck certain chicks if they drank Dr. Pepper..... it made the pussy stink apparently.
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] 1
#23682941 - 09/27/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/
A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception. The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs. The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN
So...
She went full potato
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23683004 - 09/27/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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"POTARD" LOL!
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It's okay her mum told her to do it
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404 said: Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint. >>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question
>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw
Hahaha that's fucking messed up!
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tyrannicalrex said: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/
A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception. The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs. The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN
What is wrong with people eh?
My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try
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Electric Wizard21 said: ... My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try 
Really? I can't even keep track of all the food items I stuck my dick in during my youth, with varying degrees of success.
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I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
#23683402 - 09/27/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/
A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception. The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs. The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN
Have you had to use peppermint oil as a nurse yet?
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
#23683450 - 09/27/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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zZZz said: I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..
I'm glad someone else has admitted the weirdness too! Feels good man, I'm not alone...anymore
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