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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23681364 - 09/26/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?

Don't feel like reading all the way through this thread.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 1
    #23681410 - 09/26/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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:homerdrool:




Mmmm... doughnuts!!!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23682756 - 09/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Electric Wizard21 said:


I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:




Yeah, like your penis when Koods comes to your house wearing only a thong, you're hella gay bro.

Hehe, just joking with you.

Seriously though, asexuals can desire sex, it's just not a huge priority to them like it is for most people.




I'll class myself as asexual then, because it certainly isn't a priority and doesn't hang onto my life a lot.

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23 people are bi-curious




Interesting poll results for the shroomery!

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Has OP realized he's into the penis yet?

Don't feel like reading all the way through this thread.




I won't ever realize that, as I cannot comprehend something I am not.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23682808 - 09/27/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be.  He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23682853 - 09/27/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I have gotten to a point in life where I can really do without sex for about 2 weeks to a month. I don't think it is the most important thing in the relationship and he agrees, although he does have a higher sex drive than me. If we do it once or twice a week that is great. The most important things are way beyond sex, and I am lucky enough to have met someone that loves me for me, and not who they want me to be, or think I should be.  He is the first person (male or female) who has done this! I had given up, and then BAM!




I'm glad to read that! I too believe that relationships are better when not just about sex. I wish I could find someone whom might be willing to look past it. Tbh, I never thought I'd say this, but sex isn't the first thing that crosses my mind when interacting with the opposite sex.

Your relationship sounds good, I hope it continues to evolve for you both :heart:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23682872 - 09/27/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks, and good luck to you! Sex is overrated, but if you asked me that in my teens and early 20's I might have said otherwise. I actually thought/think about marrying this person, and that is a big NO for me! *shudder*:eek:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #23682917 - 09/27/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] * 1
    #23682925 - 09/27/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404]
    #23682933 - 09/27/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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404 said:
Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw



:cookiemonster:
When I was growing up we used to joke around and say not to fuck certain chicks if they drank Dr. Pepper..... it made the pussy stink apparently.
:rofl:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: 404] * 1
    #23682941 - 09/27/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23682943 - 09/27/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




So...


She went full potato


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23683004 - 09/27/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

"POTARD" LOL!


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683013 - 09/27/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's okay her mum told her to do it:rofl:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Rhizomorpheus]
    #23683046 - 09/27/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Interesting :house:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683128 - 09/27/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
Read something about vaginas tasting like mangos in this thread... Googled "mango vagina" today and was not disappoint.
>>i have a mango stuck in my vagina, how do i get it out? Please help, i don't want my mom to come home to find me with a mango stuck in my vagina" -yahoo answers question

>>best answer: "Use a pineapple."

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160329093632AAV5vqw




Hahaha that's fucking messed up!

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tyrannicalrex said:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




What is wrong with people eh? :lol:

My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try  :copypasta:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23683312 - 09/27/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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My god do these people masturbate with fruits and vegetables? Not that it's something I would try  :copypasta:




Really?  I can't even keep track of all the food items I stuck my dick in during my youth, with varying degrees of success.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23683379 - 09/27/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
    #23683402 - 09/27/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23683403 - 09/27/16 02:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

tyrannicalrex said:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/

A Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pains shocked doctors when the cause of her ailment was revealed – she’d used a potato as a form of contraception.
The problems started after the vegetable sprouted roots that had started to grow inside the 22-year-old’s reproductive organs.
The unnamed woman told medics: ‘My mum told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there. I believed her.’


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/#ixzz4LTglNJoN




Have you had to use peppermint oil as a nurse yet?


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: zZZz]
    #23683450 - 09/27/16 02:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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zZZz said:
I think they're weird too op, yet I keep going back for more.. It's like part of my dna, I couldn't avoid them if I wanted to..





I'm glad someone else has admitted the weirdness too! Feels good man, I'm not alone...anymore :smile:


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