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OfflineApostle
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23677967 - 09/25/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

haha maybe we'd become good friends and get involved in hobbies that'd prevent us from getting into the dr00gz.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23678653 - 09/26/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Connoisseur said:
im jk anyway man, but yes thats what it means




asexual as means someone who doesnt desire sex. youre thinking of asexual reproduction.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23678792 - 09/26/16 05:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
wtf are you talking about do you know where you are?  87 people who voted are gay.  Some are just pretending to find those bleeding minges attractive because they have been seduced by the devel




Doesn't mean they're all gay, just  means the vagina is weird to them. As is popcorn during a drive through at McDonalds.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679309 - 09/26/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

they're**


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23679401 - 09/26/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Mr.PhilCybin said:
they're**




I didn't see my mistake, cheers I guess.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679435 - 09/26/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Take a room full of women and flip em upside down... they all look like sisters. Vaginas aren't weird or scary.... unless it has aids or some kind of shit like that...but this is a weird question.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679444 - 09/26/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
they're**




I didn't see my mistake, cheers I guess.




So much is lost in language  :holyshit:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Rhizomorpheus]
    #23679451 - 09/26/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679464 - 09/26/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.



:chesire:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679489 - 09/26/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.




The answer to OP is no, and you're probably gay.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: kakashi68]
    #23679493 - 09/26/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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kakashi68 said:
very simple...



so your saying.... you dont want your dick in this? are you attracted to that? LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING EYES AND THOSE CURVES :gonnaneedmyglasses:

like m8... your either gay or asexual. Liking the vagina is a big part of being straight.
or maybe your one of those lesbian trapped in a mans body ahahahahahaha



HA! The guy she is with has a "Dsquared" shirt on, does it stand for douchebag squared? And this chick is WAY too skinny for my tastes, just my opinion maaaan.


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23679783 - 09/26/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
The question is valid and those who cannot answer honestly are weird, end of discussion.




The answer to OP is no, and you're probably gay.




Highly unlikely and pretty much unlikely. I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23679936 - 09/26/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
wtf are you talking about do you know where you are?  87 people who voted are gay.  Some are just pretending to find those bleeding minges attractive because they have been seduced by the devel




Doesn't mean they're all gay, just  means the vagina is weird to them. As is popcorn during a drive through at McDonalds.




No they're all gay.  Every single last one.  The last straight man died in 1948 and everyone since then who claims to be straight is only fooling themself.  People on this forum are especially gay though, and you are the gayest one here.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23680264 - 09/26/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No I am not. :lol:

I have noticed a sudden and rapid increase in homosexuality and lesbians though.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23680592 - 09/26/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dont forget transmissions is what they call them i think....i can never keep up with the times.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 4
    #23680671 - 09/26/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone at one point in their life comes across a very tight lipped vagina that is so perfectly clean it kind of smells like mango. The coveted mango vagina is like the great white buffalo. If you find one never let go.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23680793 - 09/26/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Electric Wizard21 said:


I am as straight as a plane fuselage. :thumbup:




Yeah, like your penis when Koods comes to your house wearing only a thong, you're hella gay bro.

Hehe, just joking with you.

Seriously though, asexuals can desire sex, it's just not a huge priority to them like it is for most people.


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Lucis]
    #23681071 - 09/26/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:hmm:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: koods]
    #23681123 - 09/26/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)



:homerdrool:


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Re: Vaginas are very weird indeed. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23681351 - 09/26/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

23 people are bi-curious


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