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Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years * 8
    #23668565 - 09/22/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

US CITIZENS have been advised ahead of the upcoming presidential election to relax, switch off their brain, and just try to enjoy the next four years.

It is hoped that the same tactic that helps hundreds of thousands of people worldwide enjoy even the most plot-free, meaningless blockbuster movies will soon be enough to help millions of Americans cope with whatever the repercussions of electing Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump as the next president.

With both Clinton and Trump both being generously described as ‘the best of a bad lot’, very few people have much faith that the 45th president of the United States will bring much to the table in terms of stability, growth, and international peace and calm.

However, it is hoped that in much the same way as some people were able to enjoy Transformers 4 despite its many shortcomings, people might just be able to make it through to 2020 with their sanity intact.

“This isn’t going to be a good presidency, but just leave your brain at the door and you might enjoy it” said one political commentator.

“Sit there, munch your popcorn, be thankful that you’re not out in the rain… the time will fly. A lot of it will make no sense. And yeah, it’s a poor follow-on to the presidency behind it. But when you study it, that one wasn’t much good either and you got through it alright, well, most of you”.

Should the thoughts of the next few years overwhelm some citizens, smuggling a naggin of vodka in with them has been advised.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/09/22/americans-told-to-leave-brain-at-the-door-and-just-enjoy-next-4-years/


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23668571 - 09/22/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

it's what we've been doing for decades, arguably since time immemorial. Why stop now?


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Ezuma]
    #23668681 - 09/22/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've been telling people this all along.

Just take your damn pills amd don't ask any questions.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 2
    #26415449 - 01/04/20 02:13 AM (4 years, 26 days ago)

How are dem brains looking now? :lolfat:


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: LobsterSauce] * 3
    #26415493 - 01/04/20 03:35 AM (4 years, 26 days ago)

That was a hella prophetic OP man. If only more people had taken the advice and layed back and enjoyed the ride.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: LobsterSauce] * 1
    #27550081 - 11/19/21 04:34 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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LobsterSauce said:
US CITIZENS have been advised ahead of the upcoming presidential election to relax, switch off their brain, and just try to enjoy the next four years.

It is hoped that the same tactic that helps hundreds of thousands of people worldwide enjoy even the most plot-free, meaningless blockbuster movies will soon be enough to help millions of Americans cope with whatever the repercussions of electing Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump as the next president.

With both Clinton and Trump both being generously described as ‘the best of a bad lot’, very few people have much faith that the 45th president of the United States will bring much to the table in terms of stability, growth, and international peace and calm.

However, it is hoped that in much the same way as some people were able to enjoy Transformers 4 despite its many shortcomings, people might just be able to make it through to 2020 with their sanity intact.

“This isn’t going to be a good presidency, but just leave your brain at the door and you might enjoy it” said one political commentator.

“Sit there, munch your popcorn, be thankful that you’re not out in the rain… the time will fly. A lot of it will make no sense. And yeah, it’s a poor follow-on to the presidency behind it. But when you study it, that one wasn’t much good either and you got through it alright, well, most of you”.

Should the thoughts of the next few years overwhelm some citizens, smuggling a naggin of vodka in with them has been advised.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/09/22/americans-told-to-leave-brain-at-the-door-and-just-enjoy-next-4-years/




Haha, a helluva couple years :highfive:


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #27550887 - 11/20/21 08:59 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

All world leaders are taken from the same corrupt political class. It's a sweet deal to form part of a political dynasty, but what's historically known as "international bankers" run the world. It doesn't matter who's politically in charge as much as people think. The bankers won't let anyone else have a chance of being elected in a "democracy".


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Alyssa] * 2
    #27551936 - 11/21/21 02:28 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I feel like OPs post is even more valid than ever.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #27551979 - 11/21/21 04:17 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

"Leave your brain at the door" applies no matter which of the whole lot of fucking idiots gets "elected". The mass media dictate to the people who's running and who stands a chance. It'll be the same as long as the bankers are in power.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Alyssa] * 1
    #27551984 - 11/21/21 04:24 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

"You want diversity? Have an level black president"
"You feel threatened? Have an off-kilter racist championing the alt-right"
"You want peace and quiet? Have an alzheimer patient"

The Oligarchy is so responsive to the peoples desires.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27552003 - 11/21/21 05:14 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

THe last three have been an interesting progression. We went from an idealist (or at least he bullshitted us into thinking that) who couldn't deliver for his folowers, to a lunatic wanna be fascist who did satisfy his base but thankfully there wasn't quite enough of them, to a career hack who we hope can stay awake.

If it wasn't for Covid, we would still have Trump. I'm trying to decide if the virus has good points or did too many people die?


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Brian Jones]
    #27552011 - 11/21/21 05:19 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I have a pretty good idea who'll be your next president.


Netflix' Teela :cookiemonster:


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27552132 - 11/21/21 08:02 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Bill Hicks would’ve had it too easy if he were still kickin.  :cheers: :mushroom2:


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27552150 - 11/21/21 08:14 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

The times are so surreal. Actual events are like we're in a real life cartoon show.


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27552471 - 11/21/21 01:05 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
Bill Hicks would’ve had it too easy if he were still kickin.  :cheers: :mushroom2:




:jonespalm:


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Re: Americans Told To Leave Brain At The Door And Just Enjoy Next 4 Years [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #27552621 - 11/21/21 03:27 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

How dare you even insinuate it….:oldman:


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