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Invisiblewhitelights
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did i get sucked into the hippy van trick?
    #23665782 - 09/21/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Girl from around the neighborhood that left a few months ago and shows up at my door saying she's in town for her kids we let her in and chill shes been around the country lately, has her van out front. Let her stay on couch, leaves on morning, comes back when I'm home from work and now her van is broken down in front of my house, and my roommate is flipping the fuck out about it. She's like just chilling out there. I mean I live in a hood so its not like obviously out front. Dont know what to do, might try and just help fix the van.


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OfflineBig Worm
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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23665827 - 09/21/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Where are her kids?


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Big Worm]
    #23665871 - 09/21/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Is she hot?


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23665875 - 09/21/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Just be up front and honest with her about it.
What's wrong with the Van?


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: PartoftheSource] * 1
    #23665909 - 09/21/16 06:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

What is 'the hippy van trick'?


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23665914 - 09/21/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

is she sucking/sucked you?


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
    #23665919 - 09/21/16 06:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Canadian Jesus said:
What is 'the hippy van trick'?




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Invisible1234go
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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23665928 - 09/21/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You fell for the hippy trick.



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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights] * 10
    #23665937 - 09/21/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Get super affectionate and clingy. That usually scares women off pretty quick.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 8
    #23665938 - 09/21/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm glad a professional has weighed in.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights] * 2
    #23665972 - 09/21/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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whitelights said:
Girl from around the neighborhood that left a few months ago and shows up at my door saying she's in town for her kids we let her in and chill shes been around the country lately, has her van out front. Let her stay on couch, leaves on morning, comes back when I'm home from work and now her van is broken down in front of my house, and my roommate is flipping the fuck out about it. She's like just chilling out there. I mean I live in a hood so its not like obviously out front. Dont know what to do, might try and just help fix the van.



Urrr, help fix the van? It's both charitable and it fixes your problem in one fell swoop, sounds like a no brainer to me.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23666122 - 09/21/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yep Fix it. And if she still hangs once its fixed, then you have a clinger.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23666231 - 09/21/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You live in the hood?  So, can she turn a trick?  Hehe, just joking, yeah fix the van.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Lucis]
    #23666448 - 09/21/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Are you saying she left her kids to drive the country in a van?

Just tell her she needs to move on.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23666470 - 09/21/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fell for the oldest trick in the book.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: wigglewak] * 1
    #23666482 - 09/21/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

We probably need to see a pic of this girl before making a judgement call.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: wigglewak]
    #23669419 - 09/22/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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wigglewak said:
Fell for the oldest trick in the book.



That's what I thought.

. But she's cool, and i dont mind helping people out. I'm helping her fix the van, bought a few wire wraps from her for shit for the van.traded some gemstones. Shared a few crazy stories. Shes all about hitting the road. Maybe Ill hitch along for a week or two and see where I end up. The figure out my way back home.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23669426 - 09/22/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Do it.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: whitelights]
    #23669446 - 09/22/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Don't be a mensch. Tell her to get her ass on.


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Re: did i get sucked into the hippy van trick? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23669467 - 09/22/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Get super affectionate and clingy. That usually scares women off pretty quick.




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