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Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] 9
#23665081 - 09/21/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Guys, I had a 30 hour trip spanning 2 days on O-PCE, I had the worst bad trip in my life in it and right after I got my bearings took the last booster and blasted off obliterating a fear worse than dying.
I took off my compression bandages to air, wash and oil my wounds against medical advice and so far the swelling is not returning.
I fucking had it with this sickbay bullshit. High as a kite I squirted 30ml olive oil into a wine glass, added 60mg Stanozolol (Winstrol 2mg/ml) an anabolic steroid that aids excess water loss, promotes wound healing, bone density, muscle, vein and other tissue quality) stirred until dissolved, put it in a 30ml bottle in my fridge and squirted 1ml (2mg) up my butthole once daily for a cycle of at least the coming 30 days, for body repair and cutting.
The Winstrol added such a wonderful masculine body high to the O-PCE and I feel more vigorous already.
I'm taking the high road to recovery.
Today for the first time in a year and a half I weighed under 160 kg (159.5kg) and i used to weigh over 166.
I'm taking no prisoners, started a WINstrol cycle for speedihng my recovery so i can get back to swimming vigorously, and i'm being serious about my diet too.
I feel like so much of a man now, Anabolic steroids in low medical dose combined with dissociatives makes me feel like fucking HE-MAN.
Yes you can, sports fans, anabolic steroids in oily base squirted in the rectum each day is semi-equivalent to shooting them. You jjust gotta break the taboo.
I'm not going to compete in the olympics, I'm gonna drop 150 lbs.
Fuck yeah I test positive for stanozolol like Ben Johnson. This is an intervebntion to save the second half of my life.

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#23665097 - 09/21/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Post your before so that you can look back on this thread when you are after.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
#23665102 - 09/21/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm using world class doping like the athletes, but not in the dosages they do. They use what I use in a month, in a day and add more to the stack.
I'm not out to buiold mass at all but to fortify every type of tissue in my bodt for recovery, just like they do with terminal cancer and aids patient.

2mg winstrol a day, its like having two extra pairs of testicles, androgenwise.
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#23665106 - 09/21/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
#23665110 - 09/21/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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good thing it won't actually make you grow 2 extra balls. sounds like a liability.
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I know right! I gained 40 kg of that because of mourning the loss of my mother, quitting smoking twice and use of fattening medications. (sedatives, benzos and haldol)
When I was high as a kite, 2 days no sleep, 250mg O-PCE had passed though me in 15-20mg increments, when i butt squirted the oil base stanozolol to my amazement I felt my body image grew from tiny and wretched to huge and powerful right away. Its amazing, its like being promoted to silverback gorilla. I beat off vigorouysly despite all the exhaustion and drugs and feel generally revitalized an presentable 
Everything from my eyes to my toes fels stronger, my hands and feet feel more massive, its an amazing body high.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] 2
#23665117 - 09/21/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should keep using your compression bandages so that you don't have a relapse and have to wait even longer to swim. I know it can be super hard to wait for recovery from an injury (I'm currently recovering from an injury to my knee, so I know how hard it can be), but if you push too far too fast then you end up right back at square 1 going through the original waiting period all over again.
Also, be very very careful with steroids and wounds. Steroids significantly lower the immune system, and it's very easy for wounds to become infected on steroids. Anabolic steroids should also only be used when you're already in peak physical condition. And they should only be used in conjunction with an estrogen blocker. If you're not in peak physical condition and you don't use estrogen blockers, you'll end up getting boobs. Anabolic steroids break down into estrogen in the body, remember that.
I would suggest starting a fitness log (if you don't have one already). Decide how many days you're going to excersize per week, and then log each of your activities each time. I would suggest getting some weights for your arms (maybe a dumbbell set or an adjustable dumbbell) and starting with that. Pushups would be good if you can manage them, but dumbbells are a good place to start. Squats are also good for your legs. In lieu of swimming, you might pick up walking or jogging if your leg can handle it. Also, maybe look into an exercise bike or a rowing machine.
Recent studies have shown that results are the same from high reps low weight and low reps high weight, so do whatever is easiest for you, and you'll get the results.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
#23665119 - 09/21/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought you were meant to put 160 pounds or something. Sorry to hear your loss.
Turn that into muscle and you are gonna be able to kill people when you look at them
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The antidepressants can really pile on the lbs fat, I am tall as hell and was always super slim until a certain SSRI (I forget which by this point). I gained about 30lbs in a couple of months, something that I think would have been physically impossible without some kind of human centipede scenario with nothing but Big Macs for a year..
Good for you Asante, still find it weird calling ya that... Just go at it, use the fury of the roids!!
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Turn that into muscle and you are gonna be able to kill people when you look at them 
right? I actually sometimes wish i could gain weight like that. I tried to go up to 190 thinking i could cut that down to a ripped 175. After 5 months of eating 5k-6k calories per day i was only like 165lbs. Seemed crazy to me because i was 212lbs when i was 16. something happened to my metabolism in my late teens, and it hasn't slowed down yet.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: ballsalsa]
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Dont go too hard man. You want your wounds to heal as properly as possible. Good vibes your way
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Anabolic steroids are highly underprescribed. if you for instance sprain your back, and you're a male, it should be a first line treatment.
Its the whole Controlled Substances thing that makes it a medical taboo and the fact they went generic in the 60s and 70s.
Androgens for the male help strengthen all your tissues in low dosages (bulking takes much more) regardless of exercise level.
If world class athletes risked their whole career just to use them to recover from sports injuries, thats gotta tell you something. They give em to AIDS patients who are experiencing "wasting" loss of muscle mass.
You dont need athletic amounts toi get results so you wont get athletic side effects.
Authentic Stanozolol is one of THE best. Pro athletes would suck my dick if they could cut in on my stash.
I got my 10gr from a powder vendor right before it went belly up years back. In theory thats 15 YEARS worth of cycle on a medical dose. My secret weapon.
I'm gonna lose weight, not muscle, work out and eat right. The plan is to get from a sedentary to a dynamic lifestyle.
Better living through chemistry.
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Don't worry, you won't go too hard off of 2mg winstrol a day.
Not looking to bulk but increase quality of all my tissues.
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Anabolic steroids could give lots of middle aged men a second wind in life. Its a crime they arent used for that.
Why suffer decrease of overall androgenic vigor voluntarily?
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Probably mirtazapine if you're in the UK. Nasty stuff.
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Was def on that for a year or so at one time, but there have been a slew of others over the years.. Ya could well be right though, whatever it was is the only one to have such a pronounced effect, it was crazier than me.
How are ya, J'Beard?
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2mg winstrol a day, its like having two extra pairs of testicles, androgenwise.
Anatomy-wise, its like perpetually keeping them in a glass of ice-water.
Be safe. I know little about steroids, but I'm wary of messing with hormones. It sounds like playing with the base of what drives emotional life, identity, and consciousness on an extended basis. Sounds like bad juju to me.
You are obviously far far far more read up on this than I am, and it sounds like a low dose, but again, please stay safe and sane. And sorry to hear about your loss
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Turbo Negro Must be Destroyed.
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Rockin' 'n rollin my brother! I mean that in the best way possible. Hope you are too, and hope all the community is in their own way.
Sending good vibes out to everyone, especially OP.
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I was hoping for a wreck it ralph metaphor.
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#23666682 - 09/21/16 10:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm taking no prisoners
that's cold man. I'd still take asantes because I'm not heartless with a syringe in my backside
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#23666712 - 09/21/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.
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Electric Wizard21 said: Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.

My genetic weight is about 100kg but bad food habits (sugared manufactured crap) and lack of exercise along with fattening medications (benzos, haldol) have made me much fatter than i ought to be.
I took up swimming religiously (4+x a week 4+hours) but recently i cannot due to leg injuries. I seek a speedy, quality recovery and added anabolic effect so that I can exercise better with reduced risk of injury.
Remember I take the 2mg therapeutic dose, not the 50mg bodybuilding dose. I'm not after bulking up but improving every tissue in my body from skin right up to bone density.
This morning I woke up feeling stronger and more robust than before. Squirted my 2mg dose and now am building up the very pleasant body high. Its like your body feels bigger, stronger, more solid. A bit of a confident He-Man feel. I love that mental side effect. Even the pitch of my voice dropped a bit, I radiate confidence more than before.
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#23666996 - 09/22/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Steroids are good for putting on muscle mass and catalyzing the recovery process but that's about it. They are not only unnecessary but put you at greater risk for fucking with your bodies natural hormonal production. You don't need steroids to work out, go swimming, consume less calories then you're putting out or loose weight. Having the body at hormonal homeostasis is ideal for making a life style change. If you're worried about your recovery time and what not, being sore and recovering from a work out is just part of the process. Taking Advil as needed for muscle pain, stiffness or soreness and minor body aches and pains is the best way to cope with such problems IMO. Steroids are way over kill and might not even help you lose weight.
I'm not trying to hate on you but trying to understand a plan of action that makes little sense to me. IMO the ways to lose weight are A) Consume less calories then you put out. B) Exercise regularly especially cardio and promote a more active lifestyle change. C) Change you eating habits to incorporate a low carb high protein diet. D) Make a commitment and discipline your self to follow through with said commitment. If we only work out or follow our diet when we feel like it we are setting ourselves up for failure.
And for the O-PCE I can't find even a single thing in which this would help you loose weight. In fact as O-PCE can be defined as an anesthetic, I see it only harming you as under the influence of this particular drug doesn't promote a more active lifestyle. While it may be stimulating, it's not a very high function stimulation.
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Electric Wizard21 said: Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.

My genetic weight is about 100kg but bad food habits (sugared manufactured crap) and lack of exercise along with fattening medications (benzos, haldol) have made me much fatter than i ought to be.
I took up swimming religiously (4+x a week 4+hours) but recently i cannot due to leg injuries. I seek a speedy, quality recovery and added anabolic effect so that I can exercise better with reduced risk of injury.
Remember I take the 2mg therapeutic dose, not the 50mg bodybuilding dose. I'm not after bulking up but improving every tissue in my body from skin right up to bone density.
This morning I woke up feeling stronger and more robust than before. Squirted my 2mg dose and now am building up the very pleasant body high. Its like your body feels bigger, stronger, more solid. A bit of a confident He-Man feel. I love that mental side effect. Even the pitch of my voice dropped a bit, I radiate confidence more than before.
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Dont worry Cognititive_Shift , thank you for your concern. The O-PCE is not for weightloss but simply a dissociative I take to augment some meditations. Dissociatives are doping for my mind, they greatly help me with getting motivated to get in shape.
I diet, I exercise, good nutrition, strong motivation, but my body is severely weakened by beig overweight and having been a couch potato.
I literally take as much oin a month as an athlete takes a day.
A good Anabolic steroid does so much more than bulk! It increases fortitude of muscles, connective tissues, bone density, promotes healing, improve fat/muscle ratio, protein and mineral retention from your diet, adds to motivation, a pure non aromatizing DHT derivative like Stanozolol also drives off excess fluids, which I with my edema suffer from.
They give this to terminal AIDS patients, patients with cancer, to strengthen their bodies to increase their odds of survival, in this dose.
Its not for bulking (gaining muscle mass) in this dosage its good for one thing, improving the QUALITY of every type of tissue, from skin to the joints of your toes to the retina of your eyes.
Its a full body solution, makes you a male with a higher androgen level, as if you are a dominant male in charge, or an athlete at full fitness.
Its not destructive like athletic doses are.
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But yes roiders: You can take injection anabolic steroids as an oil suspension in a daily dose by squirting it in your rectum.
No needle or injection needed, you just got to dilute the oil base to a daily dose in 1ml and shoot 1 dose every day.
This works too with non 17-alkylated ones like Nandrolone.
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Okay that makes more sense to me. Now I see your perspective and point of view. Good luck asante, i'm curious to know how this major life change goes for you. Good luck my friend!
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Turtletotem said: Fuck yeah, Asante!
Thats how it feels. I call it a "He-Man Feeling" but it involved increased awareness of the size and strength of the body, improved confidence and comfort, bit of euphoria, initiative, sense of strength and robustness, willingness to hop on my bicycle and do physical stuff and an increased hunger for proteinaceous foods.
My testicles are of average androgen output but when your body is twice the weight it should this amounts to having only one ball.
Stanozolol shifts that balance.
It wont shut down my testicles at this level (on the contrary there is more sexual and erotic virility) and since it is non aromatizing it wont give male breasts.
Do NOT use as a female or during puberty, this is a man's drug in every way, particularly one for men my age 40+.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.
It actually strengthens the bowel and connective tissues too so, heh.
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OK I promise. A 160kg/350 lbs shirt-off BEFORE picture.
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Well, you know what you are doing now isnt working.
So I say go for it. I wish you every success.
For me, a little testosterone boost had a lot of benefits.
I will likely dabble in anabolics or HGH or test as I age too.

Asante, you ever ?
Nothing is more therapeutic and athletically cathartic than simply shadow boxing and hitting a bag IMO.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.

You'd literally have an aneurysm if it spread to the pub wouldn't you.
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Moonshoe said: Well, you know what you are doing now isnt working.
So I say go for it. I wish you every success.
For me, a little testosterone boost had a lot of benefits.
I will likely dabble in anabolics or HGH or test as I age too.

Asante, you ever ?
Nothing is more therapeutic and athletically cathartic than simply shadow boxing and hitting a bag IMO.
Actually what I'm doing IS working. In the past 2 months I lost aboutb 6kg/13lbs just cutting out sugars and replacing them with healthier food. Fructose IS the poison that made me fat, I did a proof of concept diet to prove it. 6kg lost and I dont even feel deprived.
When I lose enough weight I will go to a dojo and start martial arts. I picked the dojo, its small but world class.
Its a VERY good idea to stock a steroid for when you get older.
If you can pick any, pick up 10 grams of Oxandrolone and store in an airtight bottle in the freezer. Stored like that, infinite shelf life.
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Sorry, what I meant is, obviously you haven't achieved the goals you want to yet, or its not going fast enough for you, based on your current program, at least thats why I assume you would want to add the steroid.
If you were already where you wanted to be, or felt you were getting there fast enough , I would assume you wouldn't feel the need for the steroid, thats all I meant.
But if you are cutting down sugar and increasing exercise, you are definitely making awesome progress and reaping the benefits.
I just meant like in my case I was working out like a monster and still not making the gains I wanted, and thats why I decided to add a testosterone catalyst to the mix.
I will for sure stock up, I just need to find a source I consider absolutely trustworthy. I will probably stick with natural testosterone catalyst supplements until maybe 35-36 then move to something stronger.
Just protein powder, creatine and Test Catalyst is a great stack so far.
Joining a dojo when you are ready is a great idea, but I would encourage you not to wait, just start shadow boxing a little in your living room, put on some martial arts youtube videos and follow along, or best of all get a hanging or standing punching/kicking bag and work on it while watching movies and stuff.
Its a great way to lose weight and feel awesome.
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No what I take the steroid for is not to lose weight, it is to strengthen every tissue in my body from the retina of my eyes right up to bone density, because that is what a modest dose of androgenic anabolic steroids will do for you.
I'm hardening my body because I'm doing something utterly taxing, losing maybe half my bodyweight and working out more than ever in my life. Break down the fat nd built up my body. All my tissues must strengthen for that. Its not about gaining muscle bulk but improving the quality of my tissues, minimising sports injuries risks.
Anavar (Oxandrolone) in 10mg dose is perfect for most people who seek this effect.
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You don't need the steroids at least I didn't. Good luck and godspeed.
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Hmm. That sounds very helpful. Injuries are so common in martial arts, and each one can set you back months or years.
I will have to look into this a bit more seriously, as a way to maintain health during training.
Thanks for the tip. 
I guess there are no clearnet legal steroids though, so this is out of reach for me.
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#23668060 - 09/22/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Legal steroids are bullshit.
99 out of 100 steroids sites are fakers but if you applyninja skills true hardcore csteroids can be bought online like RC's.
I got my Stanozolol many years back from a supplier to the Tour de France They had it all.
I wish I had picked up some Nandrolone and Oxandrolone too, but just Stanozolol is enough.
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I keep debating mentioning this, but I'm sure you already know, if you really want to lose weight fast there's one class of drug that used to be heavily prescribed (and highly effective) for just that: stimulants. I knew a woman who went from over 300lbs to under 150 on stimulants. That was a rather extreme case of stimulant addiction, but they really do work for weight loss and hunger management.
The downsides are many, of course, which is why I haven't mentioned it previously, but nothing does weight loss and appetite suppression like stimulants. Again though I'm sure you already know all this, I just wanted to throw it out there since I kept debating mentioning it.
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I cant take stimulants, I'm too anxious for them. I'd freak out on the first or second day.
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Well, and I know this is a stupid suggestion, but you could always do the classically bad idea combo of benzos+stimulants. I have no idea how that would work weight loss wise, but I can attest that it is a good but dangerously uninhibited combo.
Or you could try small doses and see if there's a small amount (much like your steroids) that you can tolerate without side effects. That's probably a safer and better idea than the legendarily dangerous benzo-stimulant combo.
It's weird to me that there isn't any known drug with a selective effect for suppressing appetite. Like, why hasn't that effect been isolated out of stimulants yet? It's got to be either one of the dopamine receptors, or something down stream of the dopamine receptors.
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I think asante has a history of heart attacks, so I dont think stimulants are the right choice.
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This too.
I have good reason to be anxious about stimulants.
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Yeah, they are hard on the heart and cardiovascular system, even in small amounts. I forgot about that consideration.
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The best stimulant for cutting (losing fat while retaining muscle is the veterinary drug Clenbuterol, its a stimulant active in the tens of micrograms, but i decided to stick with the occasional HALF cup of coffee at most.
Seriously, 50mg caffeine is IT for me, more and I get dysphoric.
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GHB reacts adversely with my heart too, which sucks as I loved it.
It made me skip a bunch of beats one time and I was like "fuck no, its not for me" right after that.
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Good for you for making a change in your life. Some people just bitch and don't do anything about it. Losing weight is not easy but you are setting yourself up for success. I know you are going to get down to your target weight. Good luck.
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PatrickKn said: Post your before so that you can look back on this thread when you are after.
OK I promise. A 160kg/350 lbs shirt-off BEFORE picture.
And here it is, high on 15mg rectal MXE, the promised BEFORE picture shot by my 2 meter tall tripping buddy:

See, its not so bad
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My mom always told me that drugs would make me big, strong, and tall, but she never mentioned they could make someone so goddamn handsome. Looking good brother
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#23803855 - 11/05/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Guys, HO-LEE-FUCK!
Let me report back on my Winstrol cycle.
After two weeks I cruised up to about 4-8mg Stanozolol rectally, and as a grand total effort I finished 1/3 gram of Stanozolol in 6 weeks, or the equivalent of 6 athletic strength winstrol tabs in as many weeks.
I increased it like that for two reasons, because I was reacting really well to it and I had read about a study that found that 6-10mg Stanozolol could give the same gains as 300mg testosterone a week, or in essence a fullblown steroid cycle.
That tissue improvement would have to come from somewhere, I would need extra protein and calcium, and to that end I ate 2x 0.5 liter quark (a kind of leached out yoghurt) a day, one in the morning and one in the evening, containing 2x 45gr Casein milk protein.
I could not swim because of my injuries so in essence I barely had workouts AT ALL. This was not planned but when you can't, you can't.
HO-LEE-CRAP!
In the first weeks you could almost see the stagnant ulcers grow shut. Only one wound remained, on my foot.
But something amazing happened.
I gained weight, and not just some weight, 10 lbs of it. And that was no fat guys! No fat in fact decreased.
My bicepses GREW BIG. At the end of the cycle, and now over a week after the cycle still, my bicepses are wide and thick, bigger than ever in my life, it just grew. My calves grew thick, my forearms wider. Everywhere my muscles grew thicker and harder, even the width of my hands seems greater. In the beginning I noticed strength increases and after that I noticed growth.
There were side effects. The hard muscles were quite hard at times, and stiff, from growing, there was a slight tendency to cramping in my bicepses, there was an occasional headache.
Sexually things improved actually and did not diminish since.
In the last weeks I swam a few times, pushing on before the wound had fully healed (this was dumb, it got infected) and swimming was a totally different experience. I was stronger than before my 2 month hiatus and had more endurance. I swam strongly for hours at a time, afterwards an added 4mg to aid the recovery and indeed what they say about anabolics cutting your recovery time, they even do that in low doses. Mentally I was on a confident, dominant, masculine kind of mood trip. So interesting!
Its epic. Fucking epic! 
This was the first serious cycle I did and I tell you, I'm sold! For my next cycle I'm going to switch to a steroid that fits me much better, 5-10mg Oxandrolone (Anavar)
Its a milder steroid, fewer side effects, smaller gains but it has a very special effect: it burns fat, even without exercise, and greatly augments a good diet/exercise regimen.
Here's some research I did:
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Anavar 2.5mg tabs, 5-10mg/day for muscle wasting diseases and wound healing.
Muscle wasting & female dose: 2.5-20mg/day. Pediatric max: 0.1mg/kg/day oral.
Athletic pills: 20-50mg, 1 a day usually, highest rational dose 80mg, max dose 100!mg
A good “entry” drug in that it doesn’t have a lot of harsh side effects at normal doses.
It acts immediately but gains are noticable from the 3rd to 4th week onward.
Almost purely anabolic, minor androgen effect, no progesterone/estrogen effects
Anabolic/Androgenic Ratio (Range) of 322-630:24
Realistic gain: 5lbs of pure muscle/lean mass from 25mg/day during 1 month.
Generally well tolerated cycle length: 4-6 weeks on, 3-4 weeks off.
Anavar doesnt retain water or increase blood volume: Cutting steroid.
It is unique in that it assists in burning body fat along with moderate exercise.
It particularly burns abdominal visceral body fat, the deep, deadly, organ smothering fat.
It burns fat even without exercise: J Clin Endocrinol Metab. 2004 Oct;89(10):4863-72
5mg has no liver enzyme effects, 10mg has no testicular shutdown effects.
Increases lean body mass, strength, speed, force, endurance and focus.
Oxandrolone may increase aggression, vigor, energy levels, anxiety
Lean muscle gains and fat loss tend to stay longterm.
It enhances the effects of diet (calorie restriction, healthy eating) and exercise.
Half life: 8-9 hours after oral use. Daily dose is taken in 1-3 doses.
5-10mg/day has been known to give good athletic results for serious fitness training.
In amounts under 20mg/day almost no suppression of gonadotropin was noted.
Oxandrolone can be advantageously stacked with Stanozolol to add more gains.
It adds strength but little weight, especially useful for weightlifters and martial artists
With low medical doses like 5-10mg/day PCT (Clomid/Nolvadex) is not needed.
Sounds good huh?
I'll have my 4-8mg Stanozolol if I want to particularly pile up some muscle and strength on occasion, and my mainstay would be the Oxandrolone to not just augment my exercise but above all to burn fat particularly well.
Overkill? Serious drugs yes, but in medically responsible doses, and I AM looking to at least lose 100lbs.
It'll enable me to exercise harder with shorter recovery time and less injury and turbo boost my diet efforts. And, it goes right for the killer fat, the visceral fat wrapped around my vital organs.
Turbooo!
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#23804051 - 11/05/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You've got a friendly face
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Thanks! All that I do isnt just an act
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Asante is juicing.
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I'd like to try Deca or something to improve collagen synthesis. I'd rather see a doctor first though and get my injuries properly diagnosed.
For fitness steroids sound nice, but I've got years of hard work before reaching a real plateau, and being in my late 20s there's no shortage of test in my system. Cheating sounds nice though can also find anything from a variety of sources, steroids float around my network a lot
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#23804214 - 11/05/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is too much for me
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#23804282 - 11/05/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I am balls deep into MMA now and the rigors of the lifestyle and the research I have done into MMA has given me a real interest in taking steroids.
I have learned that when done properly they have enormous health and longevity and performance benefits and greatly enhance recovery and prevent injury.
I am intending to do tons of research and eventually source either steroids or some thing similar when the time is right Probably a few years from now.
First I will take another course of the herbal testosterone catalyst I had previously taken with good results.
But in a few years I'll be looking at steroids which I have learned can be an enormous benefit to the aging athlete and can extend my fighting career greatly.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Moonshoe]
#23804625 - 11/05/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anyone else get the feeling that OP simply talks out of his neck about 99.9% of the time?? I mean come on some of the shit this character spews is utter BS, but hey maybe its just me!
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Asante? Naw he is about the closest thing to a legit guru I've found in this lifetime. At least among those who are still breathing. He's legit and I am ultra cynical and an aspiring skeptic.
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You speak rather highly of this character !!! Maybe i am wrong and just misunderstaning the bloke.
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Your mistake is trying to understand. Asante works in mysterious ways.
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#23806191 - 11/06/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante is totally sincere and honest. What he posts is how he really thinks and feels.
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Thank you moonrockmushy, I hope I will live up to that 
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Moonshoe said: Asante is totally sincere and honest. What he posts is how he really thinks and feels.
Yup, stupid is as stupid does I try to be wide open, drop all shields and let the core shine through, no matter how much opposition I get. Being me in the community I love so much for 16 years now (lurked since 2000, joined 2002) and who has given me so much.
You guys believed in me, some more than others, member, moderator, senior administrator, all the way up the ladder. The Shroomery is my community as much as the city I was born and raised in.
Gabe_18, Moonrockmushy knows me 8 years longer than you do, just give it some more time to form an opinion about me, i'm quite complex. I'm one of the 4 community leaders, I won't be going off anytime soon.
A lot of things I say probably is completely alien to you, but google the concepts and you'll see that its actual stuff from actual cultures and subcultures and not stuff I just imagine all on my own.
I'm just weird
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just doing my part. You know how much I hate to serve the righteous so it's got to stand for something at least. I'll never disavow someone who actually believes what they say.
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I don't think I've posted about your endeavors with these chems yet, but I have been and will continue following your progress. I have considered running a cycle for years and years. I like to think I couldn't care less about my appearance, and I sure don't seem to need bulking in terms of dating, but I can only imagine life would be at least a little, more likely significantly, better and easier if I had much more muscle mass (6'1", 120lbs after a couple bad months for my stomach and 150lbs after a couple months as well as I could hope for). I'm sure that as hard as I work every single day, I'm stressing my body a lot more than a bigger guy of my stature, and infinitely more than I'd like to; I am (seriously) looking forward to my next life but hope more than anything my Mom doesn't bury me, or my baby sister until a reasonable age. With my family history I expect the real possibility my candle will burn out relatively soon, but I absolutely to not want to literally work myself to death and die working, rather than doing what I love like my Dad did (A long 50+ mile bike ride with his best friends. Anyways, this is your thread so I'll stop there. Congrats, best of luck, and good on you for trying to better yourself, especially when it doesn't seem very necessary given how well/happy you seem to live.
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I truly hope I die in the midst of making an awful joke on the shroomery with my family nearby. Nothing sweeter if you ask me.
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From now on i will keep a much more open mind about your posts Asante!!! Maybe i should look a little deeper into them
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I want to get on juice too.
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Ahab let me put it like this: Steroids are hidden online in a way jocks can find it so I'm pretty positive you can source it if you put your mind to it 
Theres a ton of fake products out there, some misrepresented, some bogus, but its actually possible to get a drug test that differentiates on the most common types.
I'd say that if you want to go oral go for Anavar (Oxandrolone) and keep it around 10mg a day or if you want inject go for 300mg testosterone enanthate (Test E) once weekly (but then you need PCT)
Anavar gives smaller gains but absolutely no water retention, no chance of breast formation, its very easy on your testicles in a low dose and you generally get to keep your gains. On top of that, it tends to cut visceral fat, the killer fat over peripheral fat, which dieting almost cant reach.
Burn victims get nonstop anavar for a year (at 5-20mg) and it helps them, but it would be wiser onder less urgent condition to do for instance 10mg daily (2x5mg) for one month, skip a month, then cycle again. The anavar alone will make you gain over a kilo that way but all your tissues are toned up.
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Me too.

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Asante this year


Asante next year

The Asante from this year can come too
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Amen!
I can happily announce that before the Stanozolol I weighed 161.5kg (355 lbs), just after the steroid I weighed 164.5kg (362 lbs) and a few minutes ago I got on the scales and it showed 161.5kg (355lbs) again, but with my muscles still pumped up quite a bit. Sooo.. I made quite a shift in my fat-to-lean-mass ratio, exactly as intended!
Due to the injuries that made me decide to get on steroids i could barely exercise at all which i hated, so, we have proof of concept that low dose steroids can beef and power you up considerably even if you can't work out and cut your fat down considerably.
Gym tigers on other forums blew snot on my so called useless dosages but I got what I wanted and then some! I got my physical and mental upgrade and nothing of the horrors of high doses.
Yay.
My dad wanted in on the action but I blazed the trail for him to make sure he'd be allright. Green light.
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Asante this year


Asante next year

The Asante from this year can come too
Actually:
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Asante said: But what is reality?
Another example from when I was profoundly influenced on a carefully crafted mixture of Deep Trance Meditation, Dissociation and Madness over the holidays:
I was sitting in my chair wonking out when I got visited by a spirit I knew who cheerfully said: "Hey -name- I want to do a transformation with you, are you game?"
I was like: "A transformation of what?"
"A transformation of your body. No, we're not going down that werewolf path today, I have something else in mind entirely. Do you remember when you as a kid used to say: 'He-Man that's ME man!'?"
"Uhuh?"
"BOMBS AWAY!"
At that moment, to full conviction of my being, my body transformed to a rendition of 1980s He-Man. Shoulders broadened and thickened (beyond my already impressive 2ft shoulderwidth), my arms bulged with epic muscle, my hands, my god my hands became HUGE, my belly shrank (but only halfway) legs bulged with muscle, feet broadened to twice the width.
The bastard turned me into action figure He-Man though, with all the imperfections of a piece of 1980s plastic. The authenticity of it was uncanny though, it looked exactly like that, shapewise, except in my own skin which had inflated to mr universe proportions.
I got up out of my chair and marvelled at it as the transformation carried on. I was naked at the time (skyclad meditation) and it was all plain to see. As a finishing touch I grew the fur trunks and the chest shield before my amazed eyes. I looked at it, I looked at it in the mirror, I totally saw it. I put my hand on it and felt it.
I gasped: "How subjective is this?!"
"All reality is subjective to its observers. You know, you should totally do the I Have The Power thing with your Wakizashi sword, you owe this to your inner child, if only for hinting to you that He Man was gonna be You Man. He kinda knew this would happen. Now go to the sequence!"
That was good fun so I did. Exhilarating.
Then the spirit suddenly said: "OK, now YOU have the Power, and I'M outta here!"
And gone!
"Get back here! I'm disfigured! My clothes don't even fit! Get me back to how I was damn you!"
Nothing.
I was saddened at what had happened with my body and blurted out: "In today's episode, He-Man found out he wanted to be nothing but Me Man, but his partner in crime shafted him with a prank leaving it to God to fix. Um, halp? Lord?"
I got seriously upset and called out to my main spirit guide, who reassured me that it would remain for the rest of the night but that I would sleep it off.
So the rest of the night I carried on looking every bit like He-Man, chest harness and fur pants and all. It was literally out of this world and the reassurance made it enjoyable.
The next morning my body was normal but I was stuck with epic big hands. This I enjoyed. My best friend diplomatically told me he "wasn't quite sure whether he saw it". Lol.
My main spirit guide explained later that what I saw and felt was subjective for my eyes only, but that magic is possible to be subjective to a group of observers, paving the way to werewolf and shaman-to-animal transformations and biblical miracles. I asked whether if a shaman transforms to a hawk, whether he can fly. Apparently yes, in his reality and in the reality of the observers he imposes it on.
"All reality is subjective to the observers. If you're in a group of people or alone doesn't matter in subjectivity other than in the number of instances of it. Oh, he [the spirit] wanted to do the thing with the lightning and turn himself into Battlecat and transform your surroundings but you were holding a sharp sword in real life and were not yet ready for that kind of awe."
"Uhuh!"
"In your trance you bring yourself in a state where you start dreaming while awake, and when the dreaming reality is primarily manifest, it superimposes its reality over ordinary waking reality. Thing is, they are both competing levels of reality, separate but equal, and not just subjective to a single person. Shared dreams, Folie a deux, religious miracles."
What is Reality? Is it solely in the eyes of the beholders?
So there. I witnessed with all my senses a full bodily transformation to something else entirely. For a few hours actually, He-Man WAS Me Man, chest shield and all, and I was dreaming harder than I was waking - while awake.
I really wouldn't have wanted that plastic fantastic body though, not for keeps. I want to make the most of my waking body into what it is, not what it isn't. I totally accept Magic as part of that though, so if I lose 100lbs overnight you'll get a selfie along with the tall tale
I totally see the Werewolf thing now. I could have transformed to full werewolf mode and felt the fur, snout and fangs with my fingers or seen it reflected in a mirror. You could say "ah but the trick is that others see it!" but um, match what I did plz and we'll talk about what the trick is ^_^
Its embarrasing to share but hey, one more victory over shyness. He-Man, was Me, Man!
Yup, does sound like full immersion hypnosis, doesn't it? 
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Hypnodelic therapy, as the name suggests, was developed with the goal to maximize the power of hypnotic suggestion by combining it with the psychedelic experience. After training the patient to respond to hypnosis, LSD would be administered, and during the onset phase of the drug the patient would be placed into a state of trance. Levine and Ludwig found the combination of these techniques to be more effective than the use of either of these two components separately.[37]
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
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My main spirit guide explained later that what I saw and felt was subjective for my eyes only, but that magic is possible to be subjective to a group of observers, paving the way to werewolf and shaman-to-animal transformations and biblical miracles. I asked whether if a shaman transforms to a hawk, whether he can fly. Apparently yes, in his reality and in the reality of the observers he imposes it on.

Great share. i wish yah friend had that tiny seed to witness the magic. 
Main reason i dont view such Character as a mythical, but as rather a historical fact. Add to it josephus writings and those massive accounts.
14 And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth.John 1
Faith is contagious so as love. The magic happens not solely from the contributor but to those who have hope and believes.
34 And he said to her, “Daughter, your faith has made you well; go in peace, and be healed of your disease.”Mark 5
23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.Mark 9
Without a doubt.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] [Re: Asante]
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I wasn't aware that you could take Anabolics rectally instead of intramuscular injection
Why though didn't you start with SARMS?
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] [Re: Asante]
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Why do you want to start a cycle before you've developed training habits?
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] [Re: yeah]
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pacmanbreed said: i wish yah friend had that tiny seed to witness the magic. 
That tiny mustard seed of faith 
My Spirit Guide is great at sabotaging my credibility towards those around me so that whatever happens at Grayskull, stays at Grayskull 
For a moment though, I had that mustard seed, and it was a Divine Moment.
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Cannabischarlie said: I wasn't aware that you could take Anabolics rectally instead of intramuscular injection
Yes you can, even testosteone suppositories 
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Why though didn't you start with SARMS?
Plenty of SARMs have reports of wild tumor growth in test animals. Others that do not, are not particularly chemically dissimilar in structure.
Anabolic steroids are legal in my country. Why not get the Real Thing?
I currently work with Methandrostenolone, aka Dianabol or D-bol, the bulking steroid that literally made Schwarzenegger "big." Works WAY better than the winstrol.
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yeah said: Why do you want to start a cycle before you've developed training habits?
All this is old news mind you, old thread unearthed. At present I use single doses of 8mg D-bol to augment heavy exercise days. Very modest use, nothing one would consider a full fledged cycle.
The steroids did what they were supposed to do: they strengthened not just my muscles, but my tissues as well and my health is more vigorous and robust now.
Steroids enable me to get more exercise out of life, you gotta remember I lug 150 excess pounds around, everything I do is heavy lifting. Explosive strength, endurance strength and stamina have gone up, injury-proneness has sharply gone down.
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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] [Re: Asante]
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Cool. Shilajit helps with connective tissue if you have the funds to allocate.
https://shop.lotusbloomingherbs.com/products/authentic-shilajit#faq
I think I told you about the book The Oxygen Advantage by Patrick Mckowen(sp)
Ever check it out? It will help with weight loss.
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#26040495 - 06/08/19 04:47 PM (4 years, 7 months ago) |
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That tiny mustard seed of faith 
My Spirit Guide is great at sabotaging my credibility towards those around me so that whatever happens at Grayskull, stays at Grayskull 
Im pretty sure they will freak out badly of he-man, if it went to full force.
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