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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23804214 - 11/05/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is too much for me :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23804282 - 11/05/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am balls deep into MMA now and the rigors of the lifestyle and the research I have done into MMA has given me a real interest in taking steroids. 

I have learned that when done properly they have enormous health and longevity and performance benefits and greatly enhance recovery and prevent injury. 

I am intending to do tons of research and eventually source either steroids or some thing similar when the time is right
Probably a few years from now. 

First I will take another course of the herbal testosterone catalyst I had previously taken with good results.

But in a few years I'll be looking at steroids which I have learned can be an enormous benefit to the aging athlete and can extend my fighting career greatly.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23804625 - 11/05/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Anyone else get the feeling that OP simply talks out of his neck about 99.9% of the time?? I mean come on some of the shit this character spews is utter BS, but hey maybe its just me!


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Gabe_18] * 1
    #23804635 - 11/05/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Asante?  Naw he is about the closest thing to a legit guru I've found in this lifetime.  At least among those who are still breathing.  He's legit and I am ultra cynical and an aspiring skeptic.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23804671 - 11/05/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You speak rather highly of this character !!! Maybe i am wrong and just misunderstaning the bloke.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Gabe_18] * 1
    #23804689 - 11/05/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your mistake is trying to understand.  Asante works in mysterious ways.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Gabe_18] * 1
    #23806191 - 11/06/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Asante is totally sincere and honest. What he posts is how he really thinks and feels.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23807260 - 11/06/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Thank you moonrockmushy, I hope I will live up to that :blush:

Quote:

Moonshoe said:
Asante is totally sincere and honest. What he posts is how he really thinks and feels.





Yup, stupid is as stupid does :grin: I try to be wide open, drop all shields and let the core shine through, no matter how much opposition I get. Being me in the community I love so much for 16 years now (lurked since 2000, joined 2002) and who has given me so much.

You guys believed in me, some more than others, member, moderator, senior administrator, all the way up the ladder. The Shroomery is my community as much as the city I was born and raised in.

Gabe_18, Moonrockmushy knows me 8 years longer than you do, just give it some more time to form an opinion about me, i'm quite complex. I'm one of the 4 community leaders, I won't be going off anytime soon.

A lot of things I say probably is completely alien to you, but google the concepts and you'll see that its actual stuff from actual cultures and subcultures and not stuff I just imagine all on my own.

I'm just weird :awecid:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23807288 - 11/06/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

:hatsoff: just doing my part.  You know how much I hate to serve the righteous so it's got to stand for something at least.  I'll never disavow someone who actually believes what they say.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23807335 - 11/06/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I've posted about your endeavors with these chems yet, but I have been and will continue following your progress. I have considered running a cycle for years and years. I like to think I couldn't care less about my appearance, and I sure don't seem to need bulking in terms of dating, but I can only imagine life would be at least a little, more likely significantly, better and easier if I had much more muscle mass (6'1", 120lbs after a couple bad months for my stomach and 150lbs after a couple months as well as I could hope for). I'm sure that as hard as I work every single day, I'm stressing my body a lot more than a bigger guy of my stature, and infinitely more than I'd like to; I am (seriously) looking forward to my next life but hope more than anything my Mom doesn't bury me, or my baby sister until a reasonable age. With my family history I expect the real possibility my candle will burn out relatively soon, but I absolutely to not want to literally work myself to death and die working, rather than doing what I love like my Dad did (A long 50+ mile bike ride with his best friends. Anyways, this is your thread so I'll stop there. Congrats, best of luck, and good on you for trying to better yourself, especially when it doesn't seem very necessary given how well/happy you seem to live.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: DustBunny]
    #23807363 - 11/06/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I truly hope I die in the midst of making an awful joke on the shroomery with my family nearby.  Nothing sweeter if you ask me.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23807738 - 11/06/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

From now on i will keep a much more open mind about your posts Asante!!! Maybe i should look a little deeper into them


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Gabe_18] * 1
    #23807784 - 11/06/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I want to get on juice too.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23808513 - 11/07/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)




Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
I want to get on juice too.





Ahab let me put it like this: Steroids are hidden online in a way jocks can find it so I'm pretty positive you can source it if you put your mind to it :lol:

Theres a ton of fake products out there, some misrepresented, some bogus, but its actually possible to get a drug test that differentiates on the most common types.

I'd say that if you want to go oral go for Anavar (Oxandrolone) and keep it around 10mg a day or if you want inject go for 300mg testosterone enanthate (Test E) once weekly (but then you need PCT)

Anavar gives smaller gains but absolutely no water retention, no chance of breast formation, its very easy on your testicles in a low dose and you generally get to keep your gains. On top of that, it tends to cut visceral fat, the killer fat over peripheral fat, which dieting almost cant reach.

Burn victims get nonstop anavar for a year (at 5-20mg) and it helps them, but it would be wiser onder less urgent condition to do for instance 10mg daily (2x5mg) for one month, skip a month, then cycle again. The anavar alone will make you gain over a kilo that way but all your tissues are toned up.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 4
    #23808524 - 11/07/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Asante last year



Asante this year



:awesome:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Ahab McBathsalts] * 1
    #23808551 - 11/07/16 03:54 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ahab McBathsalts said:
I want to get on juice.



Me too.

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:seniors: . . . :peace:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: twighead] * 1
    #23808552 - 11/07/16 03:55 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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twighead said:
Asante last year



Asante this year



:awesome:






Asante next year




The Asante from this year can come too :naughty:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23808815 - 11/07/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Praise allah let it be!


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: twighead]
    #23811257 - 11/07/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Amen!






I can happily announce that before the Stanozolol I weighed 161.5kg (355 lbs), just after the steroid I weighed 164.5kg (362 lbs) and a few minutes ago I got on the scales and it showed 161.5kg (355lbs) again, but with my muscles still pumped up quite a bit. Sooo.. I made quite a shift in my fat-to-lean-mass ratio, exactly as intended!

Due to the injuries that made me decide to get on steroids i could barely exercise at all which i hated, so, we have proof of concept that low dose steroids can beef and power you up considerably even if you can't work out and cut your fat down considerably.

Gym tigers on other forums blew snot on my so called useless dosages but I got what I wanted and then some! I got my physical and mental upgrade and nothing of the horrors of high doses.

Yay.

My dad wanted in on the action but I blazed the trail for him to make sure he'd be allright. Green light.




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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #26040233 - 06/08/19 01:27 PM (4 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Quote:

twighead said:
Asante last year



Asante this year



:awesome:






Asante next year




The Asante from this year can come too :naughty:





Actually:


Quote:

Asante said:
But what is reality?

Another example from when I was profoundly influenced on a carefully crafted mixture of Deep Trance Meditation, Dissociation and Madness over the holidays:


I was sitting in my chair wonking out when I got visited by a spirit I knew who cheerfully said: "Hey -name- I want to do a transformation with you, are you game?"

I was like: "A transformation of what?"

"A transformation of your body. No, we're not going down that werewolf path today, I have something else in mind entirely. Do you remember when you as a kid used to say: 'He-Man that's ME man!'?"

"Uhuh?"

"BOMBS AWAY!"

At that moment, to full conviction of my being, my body transformed to a rendition  of 1980s He-Man. Shoulders broadened and thickened (beyond my already impressive 2ft shoulderwidth), my arms bulged with epic muscle, my hands, my god my hands became HUGE, my belly shrank (but only halfway) legs bulged with muscle, feet broadened to twice the width.

The bastard turned me into action figure He-Man though, with all the imperfections of a piece of 1980s plastic. The authenticity of it was uncanny though, it looked exactly like that, shapewise, except in my own skin which had inflated to mr universe proportions.

I got up out of my chair and marvelled at it as the transformation carried on. I was naked at the time (skyclad meditation) and it was all plain to see. As a finishing touch I grew the fur trunks and the chest shield before my amazed eyes. I looked at it, I looked at it in the mirror, I totally saw it. I put my hand on it and felt it.

I gasped: "How subjective is this?!"

"All reality is subjective to its observers. You know, you should totally do the I Have The Power thing with your Wakizashi sword, you owe this to your inner child, if only for hinting to you that He Man was gonna be You Man. He kinda knew this would happen. Now go to the sequence!"

That was good fun so I did. Exhilarating.

Then the spirit suddenly said: "OK, now YOU have the Power, and I'M outta here!"

And gone!

"Get back here! I'm disfigured! My clothes don't even fit! Get me back to how I was damn you!"

Nothing.

I was saddened at what had happened with my body and blurted out: "In today's episode, He-Man found out he wanted to be nothing but Me Man, but his partner in crime shafted him with a prank leaving it to God to fix. Um, halp? Lord?"

I got seriously upset and called out to my main spirit guide, who reassured me that  it would remain for the rest of the night but that I would sleep it off.

So the rest of the night I carried on looking every bit like He-Man, chest harness and fur pants and all. It was literally out of this world and the reassurance made it enjoyable.

The next morning my body was normal but I was stuck with epic big hands. This I enjoyed. My best friend diplomatically told me he "wasn't quite sure whether he saw it". Lol.

My main spirit guide explained later that what I saw and felt was subjective for my eyes only, but that magic is possible to be subjective to a group of observers, paving the way to werewolf and shaman-to-animal transformations and biblical miracles. I asked whether if a shaman transforms to a hawk, whether he can fly. Apparently yes, in his reality and in the reality of the observers he imposes it on.

"All reality is subjective to the observers. If you're in a group of people or alone doesn't matter in subjectivity other than in the number of instances of it. Oh, he [the spirit] wanted to do the thing with the lightning and turn himself into Battlecat and transform your surroundings but you were holding a sharp sword in real life and were not yet ready for that kind of awe."

"Uhuh!"

"In your trance you bring yourself in a state where you start dreaming while awake, and when the dreaming reality is primarily manifest, it superimposes its reality over ordinary waking reality. Thing is, they are both competing levels of reality, separate but equal, and not just subjective to a single person. Shared dreams, Folie a deux, religious miracles."

What is Reality? Is it solely in the eyes of the beholders?

So there. I witnessed with all my senses a full bodily transformation to something else entirely. For a few hours actually, He-Man WAS Me Man, chest shield and all, and I was dreaming harder than I was waking - while awake.

I really wouldn't have wanted that plastic fantastic body though, not for keeps. I want to make the most of my waking body into what it is, not what it isn't. I totally accept Magic as part of that though, so if I lose 100lbs overnight you'll get a selfie along with the tall tale :smile:

I totally see the Werewolf thing now. I could have transformed to full werewolf mode and felt the fur, snout and fangs with my fingers or seen it reflected in a mirror. You could say "ah but the trick is that others see it!" but um, match what I did plz and we'll talk about what the trick is ^_^

Its embarrasing to share but hey, one more victory over shyness.
He-Man, was Me, Man!





Yup, does sound like full immersion hypnosis, doesn't it? :yesnod:
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Hypnodelic therapy

Hypnodelic therapy, as the name suggests, was developed with the goal to maximize the power of hypnotic suggestion by combining it with the psychedelic experience. After training the patient to respond to hypnosis, LSD would be administered, and during the onset phase of the drug the patient would be placed into a state of trance. Levine and Ludwig found the combination of these techniques to be more effective than the use of either of these two components separately.[37]







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