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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23666178 - 09/21/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I was hoping for a wreck it ralph metaphor.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: mt cleverest] * 1
    #23666195 - 09/21/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

is asante a dude or girl


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23666682 - 09/21/16 10:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
I'm taking no prisoners






that's cold man. I'd still take asantes because I'm not heartless with a syringe in my backside


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23666712 - 09/21/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23666733 - 09/21/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.





:kidsmirk:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23666977 - 09/22/16 01:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.







My genetic weight is about 100kg but bad food habits (sugared manufactured crap) and lack of exercise along with fattening medications (benzos, haldol) have made me much fatter than i ought to be.

I took up swimming religiously (4+x a week 4+hours) but recently i cannot due to leg injuries. I seek a speedy, quality recovery and added anabolic effect so that I can exercise better with reduced risk of injury.

Remember I take the 2mg therapeutic dose, not the 50mg bodybuilding dose. I'm not after bulking up but improving every tissue in my body from skin right up to bone density.

This morning I woke up feeling stronger and more robust than before. Squirted my 2mg dose and now am building up the very pleasant body high. Its like your body feels bigger, stronger, more solid. A bit of a confident He-Man feel. I love that mental side effect. Even the pitch of my voice dropped a bit, I radiate confidence more than before.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23666996 - 09/22/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Steroids are good for putting on muscle mass and catalyzing the recovery process but that's about it.  They are not only unnecessary but put you at greater risk for fucking with your bodies natural hormonal production.  You don't need steroids to work out, go swimming, consume less calories then you're putting out or loose weight.  Having the body at hormonal homeostasis is ideal for making a life style change.  If you're worried about your recovery time and what not, being sore and recovering from a work out is just part of the process.  Taking Advil as needed for muscle pain, stiffness or soreness and minor body aches and pains is the best way to cope with such problems IMO.  Steroids are way over kill and might not even help you lose weight.

I'm not trying to hate on you but trying to understand a plan of action that makes little sense to me.  IMO the ways to lose weight are
A)  Consume less calories then you put out.
B)  Exercise regularly especially cardio and promote a more active lifestyle change.
C)  Change you eating habits to incorporate a low carb high protein diet.
D)  Make a commitment and discipline your self to follow through with said commitment.  If we only work out or follow our diet when we feel like it we are setting ourselves up for failure.

And for the O-PCE I can't find even a single thing in which this would help you loose weight.  In fact as O-PCE can be defined as an anesthetic, I see it only harming you as under the influence of this particular drug doesn't promote a more active lifestyle.  While it may be stimulating, it's not a very high function stimulation.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23667058 - 09/22/16 02:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:
Quote:

Electric Wizard21 said:
Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.







My genetic weight is about 100kg but bad food habits (sugared manufactured crap) and lack of exercise along with fattening medications (benzos, haldol) have made me much fatter than i ought to be.

I took up swimming religiously (4+x a week 4+hours) but recently i cannot due to leg injuries. I seek a speedy, quality recovery and added anabolic effect so that I can exercise better with reduced risk of injury.

Remember I take the 2mg therapeutic dose, not the 50mg bodybuilding dose. I'm not after bulking up but improving every tissue in my body from skin right up to bone density.

This morning I woke up feeling stronger and more robust than before. Squirted my 2mg dose and now am building up the very pleasant body high. Its like your body feels bigger, stronger, more solid. A bit of a confident He-Man feel. I love that mental side effect. Even the pitch of my voice dropped a bit, I radiate confidence more than before.




:vibin:  :asante: :vibin:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Cognitive_Shift] * 1
    #23667078 - 09/22/16 03:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dont worry Cognititive_Shift
, thank you for your concern.  The O-PCE is not for weightloss but simply a dissociative I take to augment some meditations. Dissociatives are doping for my mind, they greatly help me with getting motivated to get in shape.

I diet, I exercise, good nutrition, strong motivation, but my body is severely weakened by beig overweight and having been a couch potato.

I literally take as much oin a month as an athlete takes a day.

A good Anabolic steroid does so much more than bulk! It increases fortitude of muscles, connective tissues, bone density, promotes healing, improve fat/muscle ratio, protein and mineral retention from your diet, adds to motivation, a pure non aromatizing DHT derivative like Stanozolol also drives off excess fluids, which I with my edema suffer from.

They give this to terminal AIDS patients, patients with cancer, to strengthen their bodies to increase their odds of survival, in this dose.

Its not for bulking (gaining muscle mass) in this dosage its good for one thing, improving the QUALITY of every type of tissue, from skin to the joints of your toes to the retina of your eyes.

Its a full body solution, makes you a male with a higher androgen level, as if you are a dominant male in charge, or an athlete at full fitness.

Its not destructive like athletic doses are.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23667081 - 09/22/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck yeah, Asante!



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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23667082 - 09/22/16 03:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But yes roiders: You can take injection anabolic steroids as an oil suspension in a daily dose by squirting it in your rectum.

No needle or injection needed, you just got to dilute the oil base to a daily dose in 1ml and shoot 1 dose every day.

This works too with non 17-alkylated ones like Nandrolone.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23667093 - 09/22/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Okay that makes more sense to me.  Now I see your perspective and point of view.  Good luck asante, i'm curious to know how this major life change goes for you.  Good luck my friend!


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Turtletotem]
    #23667094 - 09/22/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
Fuck yeah, Asante!









Thats how it feels. I call it a "He-Man Feeling" but it involved increased awareness of the size and strength of the body, improved confidence and comfort, bit of euphoria, initiative, sense of strength and robustness, willingness to hop on my bicycle and do physical stuff and an increased hunger for proteinaceous foods.

My testicles are of average androgen output but when your body is twice the weight it should this amounts to having only one ball.

Stanozolol shifts that balance.

It wont shut down my testicles at this level (on the contrary there is more sexual and erotic virility) and since it is non aromatizing it wont give male breasts.

Do NOT use as a female or during puberty, this is a man's drug in every way, particularly one for men my age 40+.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23667098 - 09/22/16 03:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.





It actually strengthens the bowel and connective tissues too so, heh. :rockon:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23667113 - 09/22/16 03:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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PatrickKn said:
Post your before so that you can look back on this thread when you are after.





OK I promise. A 160kg/350 lbs shirt-off BEFORE picture.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23667884 - 09/22/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well, you know what you are doing now isnt working.

So I say go for it. I wish you every success.

For me, a little testosterone boost had a lot of benefits.

I will likely dabble in anabolics or HGH or test as I age too.

:cheers:

Asante, you ever :box:?

Nothing is more therapeutic and athletically cathartic than simply shadow boxing and hitting a bag IMO.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23667901 - 09/22/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Asantes anus must be battle hardened and calloused by now, 20 thousand cocks could thrust against it and nary one would penetrate.





:kidsmirk:




You'd literally have an aneurysm if it spread to the pub wouldn't you.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23667964 - 09/22/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Well, you know what you are doing now isnt working.

So I say go for it. I wish you every success.

For me, a little testosterone boost had a lot of benefits.

I will likely dabble in anabolics or HGH or test as I age too.

:cheers:

Asante, you ever :box:?

Nothing is more therapeutic and athletically cathartic than simply shadow boxing and hitting a bag IMO.






Actually what I'm doing IS working. In the past 2 months I lost aboutb 6kg/13lbs just cutting out sugars and replacing them with healthier food. Fructose IS the poison that made me fat, I did a proof of concept diet to prove it.  6kg lost and I dont even feel deprived.

When I lose enough weight I will go to a dojo and start martial arts. I picked the dojo, its small but world class.

Its a VERY good idea to stock a steroid for when you get older.

If you can pick any, pick up 10 grams of Oxandrolone and store in an airtight bottle in the freezer. Stored like that, infinite shelf life.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23667993 - 09/22/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sorry, what I meant is, obviously you haven't achieved the goals you want to yet, or its not going fast enough for you, based on your current program, at least thats why I assume you would want to add the steroid.

If you were already where you wanted to be, or felt you were getting there fast enough , I would assume you wouldn't feel the need for the steroid, thats all I meant.

But if you are cutting down sugar and increasing exercise, you are definitely making awesome progress and reaping the benefits.

I just meant like in my case I was working out like a monster and still not making the gains I wanted, and thats why I decided to add a testosterone catalyst to the mix.

I will for sure stock up, I just need to find a source I consider absolutely trustworthy. I will probably stick with natural testosterone catalyst supplements until maybe 35-36 then move to something stronger.

Just protein powder, creatine and Test Catalyst is a great stack so far.

Joining a dojo when you are ready is a great idea, but I would encourage you not to wait, just start shadow boxing a little in your living room, put on some martial arts youtube videos and follow along, or best of all get a hanging or standing punching/kicking bag and work on it while watching movies and stuff.

Its a great way to lose weight and feel awesome.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23668016 - 09/22/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No what I take the steroid for is not to lose weight, it is to strengthen every tissue in my body from the retina of my eyes right up to bone density, because that is what a modest dose of androgenic anabolic steroids will do for you.

I'm hardening my body because I'm doing something utterly taxing, losing maybe half my bodyweight and working out more than ever in my life. Break down the fat nd built up my body. All my tissues must strengthen for that. Its not about gaining muscle bulk but improving the quality of my tissues, minimising sports injuries risks.

Anavar (Oxandrolone) in 10mg dose is perfect for most people who seek this effect.


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