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Asante goes Turbo. [low dose anabolic steroid cycle to strengthen the body for diet & exercise] * 9
    #23665081 - 09/21/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Guys, I had a 30 hour trip spanning 2 days on O-PCE, I had the worst bad trip in my life in it and right after I got my bearings took the last booster and blasted off obliterating a fear worse than dying.

I took off my compression bandages to air, wash and oil my wounds against medical advice and so far the swelling is not returning.

I fucking had it with this sickbay bullshit. High as a kite I squirted 30ml olive oil into a wine glass, added 60mg Stanozolol (Winstrol 2mg/ml) an anabolic steroid that aids excess water loss, promotes wound healing, bone density, muscle, vein and other tissue quality) stirred until dissolved, put it in a 30ml bottle in my fridge and squirted 1ml (2mg) up my butthole once daily for a cycle of at least the coming 30 days, for body repair and cutting.

The Winstrol added such a wonderful masculine body high to the O-PCE and I feel more vigorous already.

I'm taking the high road to recovery.

Today for the first time in a year and a half I weighed under 160 kg (159.5kg) and i used to weigh over 166.

I'm taking no prisoners, started a WINstrol cycle for speedihng my recovery so i can get back to swimming vigorously, and i'm being serious about my diet too.

I feel like so much of a man now, Anabolic steroids in low medical dose combined with dissociatives makes me feel like fucking HE-MAN.

Yes you can, sports fans, anabolic steroids in oily base squirted in the rectum each day is semi-equivalent to shooting them. You jjust gotta break the taboo.

I'm not going to compete in the olympics, I'm gonna drop 150 lbs.

Fuck yeah I test positive for stanozolol like Ben Johnson. This is an intervebntion to save the second half of my life.



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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23665097 - 09/21/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Post your before so that you can look back on this thread when you are after.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23665102 - 09/21/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm using world class doping like the athletes, but not in the dosages they do. They use what I use in a month, in a day and add more to the stack.

I'm not out to buiold mass at all but to fortify every type of tissue in my bodt for recovery, just like they do with terminal cancer and aids patient.



2mg winstrol a day, its like having two extra pairs of testicles, androgenwise.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23665106 - 09/21/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus Asante I never realised you were so fat! 160kg is fucking obese.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23665110 - 09/21/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

good thing it won't actually make you grow 2 extra balls.  sounds like a liability.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23665112 - 09/21/16 01:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I know right! I gained 40 kg of that because of mourning the loss of my mother, quitting smoking twice and use of fattening medications. (sedatives, benzos and haldol)

When I was high as a kite, 2 days no sleep, 250mg O-PCE had passed though me in 15-20mg increments, when i butt squirted the oil base stanozolol to my amazement I felt my body image grew from tiny and wretched to huge and powerful right away. Its amazing, its like being promoted to silverback gorilla. I beat off vigorouysly despite all the exhaustion and drugs and feel generally revitalized an presentable :yesnod:

Everything from my eyes to my toes fels stronger, my hands and feet feel more massive, its an amazing body high.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23665117 - 09/21/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You should keep using your compression bandages so that you don't have a relapse and have to wait even longer to swim. I know it can be super hard to wait for recovery from an injury (I'm currently recovering from an injury to my knee, so I know how hard it can be), but if you push too far too fast then you end up right back at square 1 going through the original waiting period all over again.

Also, be very very careful with steroids and wounds. Steroids significantly lower the immune system, and it's very easy for wounds to become infected on steroids. Anabolic steroids should also only be used when you're already in peak physical condition. And they should only be used in conjunction with an estrogen blocker. If you're not in peak physical condition and you don't use estrogen blockers, you'll end up getting boobs. Anabolic steroids break down into estrogen in the body, remember that.

I would suggest starting a fitness log (if you don't have one already). Decide how many days you're going to excersize per week, and then log each of your activities each time. I would suggest getting some weights for your arms (maybe a dumbbell set or an adjustable dumbbell) and starting with that. Pushups would be good if you can manage them, but dumbbells are a good place to start. Squats are also good for your legs. In lieu of swimming, you might pick up walking or jogging if your leg can handle it. Also, maybe look into an exercise bike or a rowing machine.

Recent studies have shown that results are the same from high reps low weight and low reps high weight, so do whatever is easiest for you, and you'll get the results.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23665119 - 09/21/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you were meant to put 160 pounds or something. Sorry to hear your loss.

Turn that into muscle and you are gonna be able to kill people when you look at them :smile:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante]
    #23665125 - 09/21/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The antidepressants can really pile on the lbs fat, I am tall as hell and was always super slim until a certain SSRI (I forget which by this point). I gained about 30lbs in a couple of months, something that I think would have been physically impossible without some kind of human centipede scenario with nothing but Big Macs for a year..

Good for you Asante, still find it weird calling ya that... Just go at it, use the fury of the roids!!


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23665137 - 09/21/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I thought you were meant to put 160 pounds or something. Sorry to hear your loss.

Turn that into muscle and you are gonna be able to kill people when you look at them :smile:




right?  I actually sometimes wish i could gain weight like that.  I tried to go up to 190 thinking i could cut that down to a ripped 175.  After 5 months of eating 5k-6k calories per day i was only like 165lbs.  Seemed crazy to me because i was 212lbs when i was 16.  something happened to my metabolism in my late teens, and it hasn't slowed down yet.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23665202 - 09/21/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Best wishes Asante!



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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23665227 - 09/21/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Dont go too hard man. You want your wounds to heal as properly as possible. Good vibes your way :vibin:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23665360 - 09/21/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anabolic steroids are highly underprescribed. if you for instance sprain your back, and you're a male, it should be a first line treatment.

Its the whole Controlled Substances thing that makes it a medical taboo and the fact they went generic in the 60s and 70s.

Androgens for the male help strengthen all your tissues in low dosages (bulking takes much more) regardless of exercise level.

If world class athletes risked their whole career just to use them to recover from sports injuries, thats gotta tell you something. They give em to AIDS patients who are experiencing "wasting" loss of muscle mass.

You dont need athletic amounts toi get results so you wont get athletic side effects.

Authentic Stanozolol is one of THE best. Pro athletes would suck my dick if they could cut in on my stash.

I got my 10gr from a powder vendor right before it went belly up years back. In theory thats 15 YEARS worth of cycle on a medical dose. My secret weapon.

I'm gonna lose weight, not muscle, work out and eat right. The plan is to get from a sedentary to a dynamic lifestyle.

Better living through chemistry.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23665371 - 09/21/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Dont go too hard man. You want your wounds to heal as properly as possible. Good vibes your way :vibin:





Don't worry, you won't go too hard off of 2mg winstrol a day.

Not looking to bulk but increase quality of all my tissues.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23665373 - 09/21/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anabolic steroids could give lots of middle aged men a second wind in life. Its a crime they arent used for that.

Why suffer decrease of overall androgenic vigor voluntarily?


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: egodeathflux]
    #23665404 - 09/21/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The antidepressants can really pile on the lbs fat, I am tall as hell and was always super slim until a certain SSRI (I forget which by this point).



Probably mirtazapine if you're in the UK. Nasty stuff.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23665638 - 09/21/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Was def on that for a year or so at one time, but there have been a slew of others over the years.. Ya could well be right though, whatever it was is the only one to have such a pronounced effect, it was crazier than me.

How are ya, J'Beard?  :peace:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23665939 - 09/21/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

2mg winstrol a day, its like having two extra pairs of testicles, androgenwise.




Anatomy-wise, its like perpetually keeping them in a glass of ice-water.

Be safe. I know little about steroids, but I'm wary of messing with hormones. It sounds like playing
with the base of what drives emotional life, identity, and consciousness on an extended basis.
Sounds like bad juju to me.

You are obviously far far far more read up on this than I am, and it sounds like a low dose, but again,
please stay safe and sane. And sorry to hear about your loss :frown:


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: Crumist] * 1
    #23666002 - 09/21/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)




Turbo Negro Must be Destroyed.


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Re: Asante goes Turbo. [Re: egodeathflux]
    #23666012 - 09/21/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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How are ya, J'Beard?  :peace:



Rockin' 'n rollin my brother! I mean that in the best way possible. Hope you are too, and hope all the community is in their own way.

Sending good vibes out to everyone, especially OP.


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