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Repertoire89
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: vandago]
#23666998 - 09/22/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Having an ingrown hair on your balls sounds horrible
I never really shave them down all the way, just above the surface with an electric razor Since there isn't much hair there in the first place, that does fine in conjunction with other areas being shaved down
Vaseline basically cures chafing, best for prevention but it helps immensely if you're already scraped Just have to clean it every few hours because it supposedly provides shelter for bacteria
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vandago



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I had one there for an entire fucking year. The sucker would just not fucking come out. Just kept filling up and I'd have to drain it, and no hair would poke out.
Finally I was at a festival in a porta potty taking a piss on a bunch of L and looked down and I could see just the tip of hair poking out, NOW'S MY CHANCE!!!
It slid right out, like it wanted out so bad, and then I squeezed it and goop literally shot out of it. I wish I had someone video that, it was the most relieving feeling in the entire world. I was running security at the show, stopping wooks from jumping the fence.....and letting some jump the fence......telling everyone about my amazing event in the porta potty.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: vandago]
#23667010 - 09/22/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Doing security at shows is a good gig, as far as low paying jobs are concerned
Easy tail, not a whole lot of work involved
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vandago



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And free drugs non stop.
I had an orange fest, a whistle, and a super soaker.
I was so wasted running around blowing my whistle soaking wooks that tried breaching the fence.
A chick I was with took some awesome photos of it, but that ho no mo. I had to block her psycho ass so I never got the pictures.
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: vandago]
#23667020 - 09/22/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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aim for the dreads
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vandago



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It was a damn fun time. It was the only time I had ever worked security at a show, and helped me realize exactly how helpless "security" really is when you try to sneak in.
Like you can't use force to stop anyone......I mean unless you were just a complete dick.....so when people try to hop the fence and you are squirting them and they are like "thanks I'm sweating balls" and then keep on going, what are you gonna do?
I remember zippoz always said just act like you have somewhere to be and avoid anything anyone says to you when sneaking in, and walk right through the main gate.
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: vandago]
#23667042 - 09/22/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'll keep that in mind
Can definitely see it working, since employees are coming in and out and the gate people are busy already
I've down concerts and a nightclub, at the club there were frequent fights, so force wasn't out of the question
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vandago



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The best way to get a wrist band if they still do the cloth ones, or the micro chip ones.
Say you have 4 people. Have 2 people get tickets and keep their receipts ( credit card purchase pre sale ) then have two people sneak in.
I usually snuck in being the loudest brashest person I could. Humping cars, directing people, into the wrong areas, pretending I was staff and asking to search cars, yelling at people for driving too fast or fucking up the line, just whatever I could.
Then I would just stroll in, of course there'd be someone else or multiples in my crew pulling the same shit.
We would get in and the people who got the two wristbands would make sure they put them on loose as possible. They'd slide them off and give them to us, then they would walk back up to security with their receipts and simply say they forgot to give them wrist bands when they scanned their ticket because there was a bunch of assholes making noise. Boom two free wristbands.
Worked everytime.
If you are at a spot where it is actually impossible to do this, cops at gates, high fencing etc.
Just find the dude that will take a bribe.
There's always gonna be a tatted up pierced out dude that clearly doesn't give a shit and will give you a wrist band for a beer and 20 bucks.
Once blissedout called me and was like "Just look for the dude with snake bite piercings" I'm like "Cmon man theres 30k people here the fuck am I gonna find this guy???"
First fucking person I saw pulling in.
I was like......ummm.....how much for...you know.....YOUR bracelets? He said "I'm gonna set this bag of 300 bracelets here and turn around, take however many you need and leave me what you think is fair"
I took three and left him $150 ( of course he pocketed the 150 ) I couldve taken fucking 50 bracelets though and made a fortune selling them out front......I actually kinda regretted not doing that after the fact....the two people I was with were like "Do you realize the opportunity you just passed up????"
One festival someone brought bolt cutters with em. We cut open the gate behind a stand that went into the stage area. We never had to wait in line or ever get searched the entire festival, it was pretty amazing.
So many tricks of the trade. Most of them I learned from zippoz.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: vandago]
#23667565 - 09/22/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I shave up my cock and around it a bit so there's no hair in her mouth when she's blowing me. Then I take an #1 or 2 head trimmer and go to town. If it's too wild around the edges and I feel like it I'll shave it, but generally it doesn't seem like much shits are given about this sort of thing as long as it's not too out of control.
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RobZombie68
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I shave all hair down there, women love the cleanly shaven cock, and under taint and my ass. Asshole hair is a real pain in the ass, it is a filthy ring of smut. Every time you shit there is residual shit in that hair no matter how much you wipe. Shave it, squeaky clean with one wipe.
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Lucis
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LogicaL Chaos said: I do. I trim them down about to 1inch and shave bald around my....johnson. Just a small ring for BJs with my GF.
How bout u?
About 1 inch, that's still a lot of hair, I buzz those fucking things down to very very short, then shave around the balls, and a bit of the gooch.
I don't have a strong smell though, so that's good, my crotch sweat often smells like bleach I have been told, and can smell that myself sometimes when I am sweaty and go to pee. Any girl I have been with, said I don't smell at all.
If you drink enough water, you'll smell less, and also don't eat a ton of meat. The more junk food you eat, the more you will stink, coffee will make you smell too.
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yourboybob
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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: Lucis] 1
#23681345 - 09/26/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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only if in expecting to get laid
i actually prefer the aesthetic of pubes (on guys anyway) so i usuallu leave them unless the girl in fucking is really turned off by it, although I have found that modt girls don't really care too much
i dont get laid much these days so it's a forest down there. got them hippie pubes
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millzy


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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: yourboybob] 1
#23681359 - 09/26/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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only with office scissors.
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100_the_cat

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Re: Do u trim your pubes? [Re: millzy]
#23684757 - 09/27/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't shave anywhere anymore
One of the benefits of being married to a ghost
I don't even bathe more than twice a month lately
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