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OfflineNolan92
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How wiling are you to fuck?
    #23663255 - 09/20/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lets say you have the chance to slide your dick into/get smashed by a 10 in your spectrum of attractiveness for a night.

But the catch is you would have to live off of only boiled garbanzos (no condiments) for 2 months.

Would you go this far for a fuck night?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663265 - 09/20/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Does she do everything I want her to no question, hesitation? If so, then probably. Otherwise, fuck that.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23663271 - 09/20/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fuck that sex isnt "that" good.. food can be better when your starving


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663279 - 09/20/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I guess sometimes you can't have your cake and fuck it too.


ohhhhh creampie.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663282 - 09/20/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can get food whenever I want it. A perfect 10 willing to do everything nasty thing I want her to? We'll I'm over 30 years old and have never had one of those..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663286 - 09/20/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anything man its your fuck night.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 5
    #23663295 - 09/20/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

even though the 10 you wont know very well so the sex wouldnt be very sensual or attatched everybody knows a one night stand sex isnt as ggood as a passionate fuck of a lover even if its a 1 week lover


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663308 - 09/20/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is a night of wild party sexy time, not romance fueled love making.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663313 - 09/20/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly....food is better in this instance.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23663328 - 09/20/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You can get food whenever though.. How many times in your life have you ate the perfect meal?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23663329 - 09/20/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23663371 - 09/20/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23663384 - 09/20/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yiu have the whole night to get back up, or use any tool at you'r disposal (weed, viagra etc,,)

Or is it that when you deflate so does your libido?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23663471 - 09/20/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck that, sex isnt even that great really. Id rather bang a line of blow and keep eating dank food.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 4
    #23663477 - 09/20/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Fuck that, sex isnt even that great really. Id rather bang a line of blow and keep eating dank food.



yeah especially if this chick is thick and your peen isnt very big


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch] * 2
    #23663481 - 09/20/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

it'll feel like a chicken fuckin a big dog


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663495 - 09/20/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck your garbanzos, not that desperate.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663504 - 09/20/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no
even if I was single I can't stand beans


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23663623 - 09/20/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Would I be able to smoke meth out of a bong and drink the residual water out of her ass?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: thenagual]
    #23663699 - 09/20/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Up to you mate.


Its your night so enjoy it the way you want to.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23663776 - 09/21/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You'd get pretty fucked up eating nothing but garbanzos for 2 months.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: trees]
    #23663797 - 09/21/16 12:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well garbanzos have alot of protien, dietary fiber along with calcium, iron and zinc.

You can take vitamin c supliments to avoid scurvy or any flu.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663860 - 09/21/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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You can get food whenever though.. How many times in your life have you ate the perfect meal?




A couple of times a week, usually. I love cooking..

But a perfect 10 willing to do anything... Never had one of those before tho I came VERY close once.. If I wasn't in a good relationship then I guess I'd go for the sex.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Turtletotem] * 3
    #23663945 - 09/21/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I want to push an entire pound of garbanzo beans into her snapper after I creampie, and I'm talking serious jizz.  Big 3 foot ribbons of jizz and beans everywhere like mardi gras and buckets to catch all of it, Ninja Turtles swinging around like Tarzan.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23664006 - 09/21/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No way, not for just one night. Maybe for a month's worth though...


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23664011 - 09/21/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes but only if I can document it on video so I can treasure the moment forever. I actually like garbanzo beans. Eating it for 2 months would suck though.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664018 - 09/21/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Well garbanzos have alot of protien, dietary fiber along with calcium, iron and zinc.

You can take vitamin c supliments to avoid scurvy or any flu.




I suffer phycially when I go vegetarian for long periods of time, my energy level gets so low I
have trouble standing up and walking.  It would probably only take 2-4 weeks to get that bad. I eat
vitamin c and fruits and vegetables and b12 oils/fats and everything I can think of.  I always crash physically without
meat. :shrug:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23664019 - 09/21/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Id rather not get organ damage from malnutrition thanks


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23664084 - 09/21/16 04:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

on a scale from 1 to 10 I am totally DTF and eat garbanxo


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23664108 - 09/21/16 04:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
I guess sometimes you can't have your cake and fuck it too.


ohhhhh creampie.




I almost spit out my coffee reading this


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664210 - 09/21/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Definitely pass, pretty done with the whole starving thing.

I mean, I'll fight a couple of Mexicans or something, but not going without food.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23664299 - 09/21/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I'll fight a couple of Mexicans or something



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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23664304 - 09/21/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23664306 - 09/21/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'd do it without the garbanzo beans


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664309 - 09/21/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?



Like I say, nothing like that is worth it for a single night IMO. My pleasure comes from getting to know my partner, which takes time.

You know football hooliganism over here is pretty much dead right? It ain't the 80's anymore, when Millwall fans were always tooled up for a scrap.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664406 - 09/21/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm way too shy for that, man. Sex is wonderful and I love it, but gorgeous women really intimidate me, and I have to really trust them in order to enjoy sex.

That and the garbanzos for two months straight would make this an emphatic 'not a chance'.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23664450 - 09/21/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Niffla]
    #23664458 - 09/21/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?



Like I say, nothing like that is worth it for a single night IMO. My pleasure comes from getting to know my partner, which takes time.

You know football hooliganism over here is pretty much dead right? It ain't the 80's anymore, when Millwall fans were always tooled up for a scrap.





I guess so, but it seems very much alive with Geordies espically in the tyne wear derby.

Quote:

Niffla said:
what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit






Some Garbanzos.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664468 - 09/21/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A perfect 10, for me, would be my life partner so the question makes no sense to me.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 2
    #23664510 - 09/21/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Nolan92 said:




Some Garbanzos.




:philososloth:

.......fuck it

this for a night



and sure why not

garbangles or whatever they're called for a couple of months, sure


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Niffla]
    #23664621 - 09/21/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why not just shell out for an escort? Fuck these beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664624 - 09/21/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would take those Garbanzos.

Ive missed WAY too many opportunties with women in my life to pass this amazing night.

I would suffer those 2 months gladly. Im starving over here, and it aint for food!


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664640 - 09/21/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would do it, and then regret it for the next two months.

Then eat one good meal, and repeat.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23664644 - 09/21/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

repeat.

The more i think about, the more i think i would starve to death on month two :lol:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664888 - 09/21/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If I'm really drunk it's a no go. Other then that I'm pretty willing to fuck


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    #23664970 - 09/21/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Id do it those are healthy af anyway. Id get a whole night right?


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    #23665177 - 09/21/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit




Chick peas. 

I used to think they were called Goya beans for most of my childhood because they would play a Goya commercial and say, "use your bean, Goya bean" and always show a bowl of garbanzos.  Never any other beans, so I thought those were goya beans.


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    #23665653 - 09/21/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit




They're one of the types of peas/beans that are used to make hummus.

OP says you have to eat them boiled, but didn't say anything about preparation. I could totally eat plain hummus with no condiments for a while.


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    #23665664 - 09/21/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think the constant farting might be a problem, but whatever I like beans.  I could eat them every day I think even just plain.  Those farts tho.  Hate to think.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23665717 - 09/21/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?


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    #23665720 - 09/21/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bring on the Mexicans



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But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?




Mostly just garbanzo, it also has tahini, cumin and some other shite.


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    #23665733 - 09/21/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP said just straight chickpeas. Ive never heard the word garbanzo before and im not calling them that.

Hummus is the shit though. I would do it for 4 months if it uncluded hummus on naan or pita. You could switch up the toppings. I would miss sushi so much but hummus is really high on my favourite foods list.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666171 - 09/21/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?




Hummus is literally just blended garbanzo or chickpeas, with olive oil, garlic, salt, and pepper. You throw it all in a blender and that's all it takes to make hummus.

The rest of everything is there just for flavor, the primary ingredient of hummus is those peas and beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666219 - 09/21/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ok.

But according to OPs rules, hummus is not allowed :shrug:


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    #23666489 - 09/21/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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ok.

But according to OPs rules, hummus is not allowed :shrug:




He just said it has to be boiled and plain with no condiments. So you can make plain hummus with nothing else in it.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666524 - 09/21/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666628 - 09/21/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ok, so u can make hummus with just garbanzo beans alone? like with no oil, salt or pepper?

If so, im down for super-duty plain hummus! :yesnod:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666639 - 09/21/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Ok, so u can make hummus with just garbanzo beans alone? like with no oil, salt or pepper?

If so, im down for super-duty plain hummus! :yesnod:




Yeah, that's the main ingredient in hummus. The rest of the things are added just for flavor.

OP said no condiments, but I wonder if we are allowed to use other foods to eat the hummus with. Like plain rice or pita bread with no seasonings. That means you could make plain garbanzo burritos, or have diced garbanzos over rice, or plain hummus with pita bread.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666656 - 09/21/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Im pretty sure that condiments is any ingredient added to food to enhance flavor.

Maybe im just splitting hairs here :shrug:


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    #23666723 - 09/21/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you really wanna split hairs : Technically you arent even allowed to drink water since youre only allowed to live off of the beans


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    #23666769 - 09/21/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

damn, thats tough.

Basically its asking: would u die to have sex with a perfect 10?

For me, its a no. Not worth dying for.


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    #23666779 - 09/21/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well if youre allowed to process the beans and have an infinite stock of them, then you could produce some kind of "bean juice" by pressing them


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    #23666957 - 09/22/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If the beans are out of a can you can drink the juice it comes with, or the bi-product from boiling them if they're dry.


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    #23666989 - 09/22/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bean juice doesn't sound too bad, just sounds like tea to me. I prefer all my teas unsweetened.

Just think of it this way, you're going to go on a diet and lose a fuck-ton of weight in 2 months. No carbs, no fat, almost no calories. You'd get super shredded. I'd probably end up getting professional pictures taken because I'd be like "Fuck it, I'm never going to look this good again." :lol:

We should definitely be allowed to eat a hearty meal for at least 1 day before we have sex with the person though, because I can imagine that we wouldn't have much feeling down there if we are lacking in iron and B12 vitamins and are essentially malnourished and starving. Pretty sure a lot of you guys would end up getting erectile dysfunction on that diet, and for women we'd end up drying up completely down there.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666993 - 09/22/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I skipped through the whole thread just to read this last comment.....now I'm going to go snort some sugar, plug a b12 and IV some, and jerk off in the work bathroom in front of the mirror telling myself how handsome I am.


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    #23667013 - 09/22/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sunlight makes your dick hard and your balls loose


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    #23667014 - 09/22/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It'd have to be more than once. 2 months is a long time without good food. I'd do it if it was more than once.


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    #23667037 - 09/22/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sunlight makes your dick hard and your balls loose





I took a half hour walk tuesday.  First time I have been outside in the sun for more than 1 minute all summer.

I hope to catch way more sun and erections next year.




Man.....I said catch some erections.....I reread it....like dammit....but I'm gonna keep it, since my hopes always fall flat.


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    #23667045 - 09/22/16 02:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Average about an hour of sunlight per day, with some change

Not a lot, but enough to build up a tan. Stuck in a rut out here, not a lot to do


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    #23667065 - 09/22/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't matter how much sunlight you're getting, if you're only eating beans and getting no B-12 or iron, there won't be any blood flowing to your genitals.

When your body goes into starvation mode, after a certain period of time, you lose all sensation in your genitals. Dehydration does similar things too. Your body tries to conserve as much energy as it can, so it'll prevent you from getting erections or being able to have sex.


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    #23667075 - 09/22/16 03:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

shit thats a tough call...

i might do that....


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    #23667083 - 09/22/16 03:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Doesn't matter how much sunlight you're getting, if you're only eating beans and getting no B-12 or iron, there won't be any blood flowing to your genitals.

When your body goes into starvation mode, after a certain period of time, you lose all sensation in your genitals. Dehydration does similar things too. Your body tries to conserve as much energy as it can, so it'll prevent you from getting erections or being able to have sex.





Thanks for the tips.

I religiously eat spinach and broccoli so I know my iron is decent.

I sometimes drink enough water but lately not so much, and tons of coffee and energy drinks.

b-12 I know I could use more of.

I had always heard and read somewhere stopping smoking cigarettes adds length and girth to an erection.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23667089 - 09/22/16 03:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Would you get to fuck before or after the 2 months of banzo's??
I'd go after for sure. I lived on beans and carrot juice for 6 1/2 months while dodging chemo. Made the juice real sweet.and my skin orange


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    #23667100 - 09/22/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I had a testicle removed, ate only beans (and shrooms & other entheogens) for over half a year. and I recall fucking like a beast.alot. I was doing a lot of Molly and smoking Meth& DMT also. Don't know if that helped any. They're regular habits. But I had quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey for chemo.


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    #23667104 - 09/22/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lo siento tios todavia ahorra yo es borracho, en ayer yo bebemos demasiado sambuca

Just boiled garbanzos and any drink you guys want, no smothies though since you have to live off the bean.

I think hummus has tahini i  it or some seassame stuff which is core to its identity.

Also if you blend boiled garbanzos its basically unflavored hummus mash, but hey who says the imagination cant add flavor.


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    #23667120 - 09/22/16 03:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

God damn am I willing to fuck now I'm on Stanozolol anabolic steroid.

Seriously. I'm a bit swollen now just thinking of the prospect right now :uhoh:

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: vandago]
    #23667123 - 09/22/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thanks for the tips.

I religiously eat spinach and broccoli so I know my iron is decent.

I sometimes drink enough water but lately not so much, and tons of coffee and energy drinks.

b-12 I know I could use more of.

I had always heard and read somewhere stopping smoking cigarettes adds length and girth to an erection.




Er, unless you're starving, or a vegan or something, I sincerely doubt diet is the problem if you do have erection difficulties.

There are many other reasons you could have ED, one being low testosterone. I had an ex like this, he messed with steroids at age 14 (total dumbass move), permanently fucked his dick from all the roids he took at such an early age. Turns out he had low testosterone levels, because when he started messing with testosterone-based steroids again his dick worked just fine.

Drugs and cigarettes can also cause ED. Especially meth, heroin, tobacco, even marijuana. And yes, tobacco is also notorious for causing ED. It constricts your blood vessels so blood cannot pump through the penis.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Angel_Dander]
    #23667125 - 09/22/16 04:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Would you get to fuck before or after the 2 months of banzo's??
I'd go after for sure. I lived on beans and carrot juice for 6 1/2 months while dodging chemo. Made the juice real sweet.and my skin orange




I'd rather fuck before. I just know 2 months of nothing but beans, I'm going to have no energy and barely be able to feel anything down there when it does come time to do the nasty.


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    #23667129 - 09/22/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Actually, I changed my mind... I just realized those cans of garbanzo beans contain almost no sodium... 3mg sodium... I already have such low blood pressure I feel dizzy constantly, even eating thousands of milligrams of sodium a day.

I get tested a few hours after right after eating super-high sodium foods like bacon or cheeseburgers, and it's still only 80/50. Pretty sure I would die if I had access to no salt for that long.


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    #23667141 - 09/22/16 04:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thanks for the tips.

I religiously eat spinach and broccoli so I know my iron is decent.

I sometimes drink enough water but lately not so much, and tons of coffee and energy drinks.

b-12 I know I could use more of.

I had always heard and read somewhere stopping smoking cigarettes adds length and girth to an erection.




Er, unless you're starving, or a vegan or something, I sincerely doubt diet is the problem if you do have erection difficulties.

There are many other reasons you could have ED, one being low testosterone. I had an ex like this, he messed with steroids at age 14 (total dumbass move), permanently fucked his dick from all the roids he took at such an early age. Turns out he had low testosterone levels, because when he started messing with testosterone-based steroids again his dick worked just fine.

Drugs and cigarettes can also cause ED. Especially meth, heroin, tobacco, even marijuana. And yes, tobacco is also notorious for causing ED. It constricts your blood vessels so blood cannot pump through the penis.





I don't have ED.  I'm just thanking you for the tips lol.

I fap, therefore I am.

I just read that stopping nicotine actually causes noticable growth in an erection.


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    #23667144 - 09/22/16 04:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Probably because you arent constantly ingesting a drug that constricts your bloodvessels anymore :shocked:


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    #23667147 - 09/22/16 04:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Tia CrystalG

Quoting google here.

Garbanzo beans are an excellent source of molybdenum and manganese. They are also a very good source of folate and copper as well as a good source of dietary fiber, phosphorus, protein, iron and zinc.


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    #23667152 - 09/22/16 04:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quoting google here.

Garbanzo beans are an excellent source of molybdenum and manganese. They are also a very good source of folate and copper as well as a good source of dietary fiber, phosphorus, protein, iron and zinc.




So what, you think eating nothing but garbanzo beans is healthy and good for you?

There's a whole spectrum of vitamins that you need. There's A vitamins, B vitamins, C vitamins, D vitamins, etc.


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    #23667160 - 09/22/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

One reason I wouldn't do this
There are a lot of 10s


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    #23667161 - 09/22/16 04:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm more for 18+ but whatever makes you guys happy.


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Quoting google here.

Garbanzo beans are an excellent source of molybdenum and manganese. They are also a very good source of folate and copper as well as a good source of dietary fiber, phosphorus, protein, iron and zinc.




So what, you think eating nothing but garbanzo beans is healthy and good for you?

There's a whole spectrum of vitamins that you need. There's A vitamins, B vitamins, C vitamins, D vitamins, etc.





Nothing can replace healthy food.

But THIS makes a great addition.


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    #23667165 - 09/22/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm more for 18+ but whatever makes you guys happy.

Buncha fuckin seashrooms up in herrrrr




:lol:  people fasting for 2 months to fuck a 10 year old

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    #23667169 - 09/22/16 04:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Quoting google here.

Garbanzo beans are an excellent source of molybdenum and manganese. They are also a very good source of folate and copper as well as a good source of dietary fiber, phosphorus, protein, iron and zinc.




So what, you think eating nothing but garbanzo beans is healthy and good for you?

There's a whole spectrum of vitamins that you need. There's A vitamins, B vitamins, C vitamins, D vitamins, etc.




Plus how much nutrients are left after boiling all these garibaldo beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Asante]
    #23667171 - 09/22/16 04:53 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Asante said:

Nothing can replace healthy food.

But THIS makes a great addition.




check your PM's


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #23667261 - 09/22/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Shit, you check your PMS.  Women think they own the world when they got a tampon in.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: vandago]
    #23667839 - 09/22/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Shit, you check your PMS.  Women think they own the world when they got a tampon in.




:lol:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23667980 - 09/22/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe TMI for most, but now I'm on the anabolic steroid (2mg Stanozolol a day) when I masturbate my entire genital area is filled with a deep sense of physical pleasure and orgasm is something incredible.

See, thats side effects I like.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Asante]
    #23668041 - 09/22/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I have learned he hard way that rolling around with females (which is all I have done) is a good way to destroy your basic world view when it ends.  It is going to end, someone is going to leave alive or dead.  I have never seen a relationship end well, only best case scenarios which is still ugly.


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