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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666723 - 09/21/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you really wanna split hairs : Technically you arent even allowed to drink water since youre only allowed to live off of the beans


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23666769 - 09/21/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

damn, thats tough.

Basically its asking: would u die to have sex with a perfect 10?

For me, its a no. Not worth dying for.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666779 - 09/21/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well if youre allowed to process the beans and have an infinite stock of them, then you could produce some kind of "bean juice" by pressing them


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23666957 - 09/22/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If the beans are out of a can you can drink the juice it comes with, or the bi-product from boiling them if they're dry.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23666989 - 09/22/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Bean juice doesn't sound too bad, just sounds like tea to me. I prefer all my teas unsweetened.

Just think of it this way, you're going to go on a diet and lose a fuck-ton of weight in 2 months. No carbs, no fat, almost no calories. You'd get super shredded. I'd probably end up getting professional pictures taken because I'd be like "Fuck it, I'm never going to look this good again." :lol:

We should definitely be allowed to eat a hearty meal for at least 1 day before we have sex with the person though, because I can imagine that we wouldn't have much feeling down there if we are lacking in iron and B12 vitamins and are essentially malnourished and starving. Pretty sure a lot of you guys would end up getting erectile dysfunction on that diet, and for women we'd end up drying up completely down there.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666993 - 09/22/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I skipped through the whole thread just to read this last comment.....now I'm going to go snort some sugar, plug a b12 and IV some, and jerk off in the work bathroom in front of the mirror telling myself how handsome I am.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: vandago]
    #23667013 - 09/22/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sunlight makes your dick hard and your balls loose


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23667014 - 09/22/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It'd have to be more than once. 2 months is a long time without good food. I'd do it if it was more than once.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23667037 - 09/22/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Sunlight makes your dick hard and your balls loose





I took a half hour walk tuesday.  First time I have been outside in the sun for more than 1 minute all summer.

I hope to catch way more sun and erections next year.




Man.....I said catch some erections.....I reread it....like dammit....but I'm gonna keep it, since my hopes always fall flat.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: vandago]
    #23667045 - 09/22/16 02:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Average about an hour of sunlight per day, with some change

Not a lot, but enough to build up a tan. Stuck in a rut out here, not a lot to do


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23667065 - 09/22/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Doesn't matter how much sunlight you're getting, if you're only eating beans and getting no B-12 or iron, there won't be any blood flowing to your genitals.

When your body goes into starvation mode, after a certain period of time, you lose all sensation in your genitals. Dehydration does similar things too. Your body tries to conserve as much energy as it can, so it'll prevent you from getting erections or being able to have sex.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23667075 - 09/22/16 03:12 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

shit thats a tough call...

i might do that....


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23667083 - 09/22/16 03:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Doesn't matter how much sunlight you're getting, if you're only eating beans and getting no B-12 or iron, there won't be any blood flowing to your genitals.

When your body goes into starvation mode, after a certain period of time, you lose all sensation in your genitals. Dehydration does similar things too. Your body tries to conserve as much energy as it can, so it'll prevent you from getting erections or being able to have sex.





Thanks for the tips.

I religiously eat spinach and broccoli so I know my iron is decent.

I sometimes drink enough water but lately not so much, and tons of coffee and energy drinks.

b-12 I know I could use more of.

I had always heard and read somewhere stopping smoking cigarettes adds length and girth to an erection.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23667089 - 09/22/16 03:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Would you get to fuck before or after the 2 months of banzo's??
I'd go after for sure. I lived on beans and carrot juice for 6 1/2 months while dodging chemo. Made the juice real sweet.and my skin orange


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23667100 - 09/22/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I had a testicle removed, ate only beans (and shrooms & other entheogens) for over half a year. and I recall fucking like a beast.alot. I was doing a lot of Molly and smoking Meth& DMT also. Don't know if that helped any. They're regular habits. But I had quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey for chemo.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Angel_Dander]
    #23667104 - 09/22/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lo siento tios todavia ahorra yo es borracho, en ayer yo bebemos demasiado sambuca

Just boiled garbanzos and any drink you guys want, no smothies though since you have to live off the bean.

I think hummus has tahini i  it or some seassame stuff which is core to its identity.

Also if you blend boiled garbanzos its basically unflavored hummus mash, but hey who says the imagination cant add flavor.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23667120 - 09/22/16 03:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

God damn am I willing to fuck now I'm on Stanozolol anabolic steroid.

Seriously. I'm a bit swollen now just thinking of the prospect right now :uhoh:

Not without a LTR though. I dont fuck unless we're steady.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: vandago]
    #23667123 - 09/22/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Thanks for the tips.

I religiously eat spinach and broccoli so I know my iron is decent.

I sometimes drink enough water but lately not so much, and tons of coffee and energy drinks.

b-12 I know I could use more of.

I had always heard and read somewhere stopping smoking cigarettes adds length and girth to an erection.




Er, unless you're starving, or a vegan or something, I sincerely doubt diet is the problem if you do have erection difficulties.

There are many other reasons you could have ED, one being low testosterone. I had an ex like this, he messed with steroids at age 14 (total dumbass move), permanently fucked his dick from all the roids he took at such an early age. Turns out he had low testosterone levels, because when he started messing with testosterone-based steroids again his dick worked just fine.

Drugs and cigarettes can also cause ED. Especially meth, heroin, tobacco, even marijuana. And yes, tobacco is also notorious for causing ED. It constricts your blood vessels so blood cannot pump through the penis.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Angel_Dander]
    #23667125 - 09/22/16 04:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Would you get to fuck before or after the 2 months of banzo's??
I'd go after for sure. I lived on beans and carrot juice for 6 1/2 months while dodging chemo. Made the juice real sweet.and my skin orange




I'd rather fuck before. I just know 2 months of nothing but beans, I'm going to have no energy and barely be able to feel anything down there when it does come time to do the nasty.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23667129 - 09/22/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Actually, I changed my mind... I just realized those cans of garbanzo beans contain almost no sodium... 3mg sodium... I already have such low blood pressure I feel dizzy constantly, even eating thousands of milligrams of sodium a day.

I get tested a few hours after right after eating super-high sodium foods like bacon or cheeseburgers, and it's still only 80/50. Pretty sure I would die if I had access to no salt for that long.


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