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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Niffla]
    #23664621 - 09/21/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why not just shell out for an escort? Fuck these beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664624 - 09/21/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would take those Garbanzos.

Ive missed WAY too many opportunties with women in my life to pass this amazing night.

I would suffer those 2 months gladly. Im starving over here, and it aint for food!


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664640 - 09/21/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would do it, and then regret it for the next two months.

Then eat one good meal, and repeat.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23664644 - 09/21/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

repeat.

The more i think about, the more i think i would starve to death on month two :lol:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23664888 - 09/21/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If I'm really drunk it's a no go. Other then that I'm pretty willing to fuck


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23664970 - 09/21/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Id do it those are healthy af anyway. Id get a whole night right?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Niffla]
    #23665177 - 09/21/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit




Chick peas. 

I used to think they were called Goya beans for most of my childhood because they would play a Goya commercial and say, "use your bean, Goya bean" and always show a bowl of garbanzos.  Never any other beans, so I thought those were goya beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? *DELETED* [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23665252 - 09/21/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23665653 - 09/21/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit




They're one of the types of peas/beans that are used to make hummus.

OP says you have to eat them boiled, but didn't say anything about preparation. I could totally eat plain hummus with no condiments for a while.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23665664 - 09/21/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think the constant farting might be a problem, but whatever I like beans.  I could eat them every day I think even just plain.  Those farts tho.  Hate to think.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23665717 - 09/21/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23665720 - 09/21/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bring on the Mexicans



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LogicaL Chaos said:
But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?




Mostly just garbanzo, it also has tahini, cumin and some other shite.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23665733 - 09/21/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP said just straight chickpeas. Ive never heard the word garbanzo before and im not calling them that.

Hummus is the shit though. I would do it for 4 months if it uncluded hummus on naan or pita. You could switch up the toppings. I would miss sushi so much but hummus is really high on my favourite foods list.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666171 - 09/21/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
But hummus is more than just garbanzo beans right?

Also, are drinks allowed? as in i can only eat garbanzo's, but i can drink anything? Milk, soda, juice, beer, etc?




Hummus is literally just blended garbanzo or chickpeas, with olive oil, garlic, salt, and pepper. You throw it all in a blender and that's all it takes to make hummus.

The rest of everything is there just for flavor, the primary ingredient of hummus is those peas and beans.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666219 - 09/21/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

ok.

But according to OPs rules, hummus is not allowed :shrug:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666489 - 09/21/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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ok.

But according to OPs rules, hummus is not allowed :shrug:




He just said it has to be boiled and plain with no condiments. So you can make plain hummus with nothing else in it.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666524 - 09/21/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Damn fucking right I would


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666628 - 09/21/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Ok, so u can make hummus with just garbanzo beans alone? like with no oil, salt or pepper?

If so, im down for super-duty plain hummus! :yesnod:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23666639 - 09/21/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Ok, so u can make hummus with just garbanzo beans alone? like with no oil, salt or pepper?

If so, im down for super-duty plain hummus! :yesnod:




Yeah, that's the main ingredient in hummus. The rest of the things are added just for flavor.

OP said no condiments, but I wonder if we are allowed to use other foods to eat the hummus with. Like plain rice or pita bread with no seasonings. That means you could make plain garbanzo burritos, or have diced garbanzos over rice, or plain hummus with pita bread.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23666656 - 09/21/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Im pretty sure that condiments is any ingredient added to food to enhance flavor.

Maybe im just splitting hairs here :shrug:


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