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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23663776 - 09/21/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You'd get pretty fucked up eating nothing but garbanzos for 2 months.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: trees]
    #23663797 - 09/21/16 12:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Well garbanzos have alot of protien, dietary fiber along with calcium, iron and zinc.

You can take vitamin c supliments to avoid scurvy or any flu.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663860 - 09/21/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
You can get food whenever though.. How many times in your life have you ate the perfect meal?




A couple of times a week, usually. I love cooking..

But a perfect 10 willing to do anything... Never had one of those before tho I came VERY close once.. If I wasn't in a good relationship then I guess I'd go for the sex.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Turtletotem] * 3
    #23663945 - 09/21/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I want to push an entire pound of garbanzo beans into her snapper after I creampie, and I'm talking serious jizz.  Big 3 foot ribbons of jizz and beans everywhere like mardi gras and buckets to catch all of it, Ninja Turtles swinging around like Tarzan.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23664006 - 09/21/16 02:32 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No way, not for just one night. Maybe for a month's worth though...


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23664011 - 09/21/16 02:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yes but only if I can document it on video so I can treasure the moment forever. I actually like garbanzo beans. Eating it for 2 months would suck though.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664018 - 09/21/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Well garbanzos have alot of protien, dietary fiber along with calcium, iron and zinc.

You can take vitamin c supliments to avoid scurvy or any flu.




I suffer phycially when I go vegetarian for long periods of time, my energy level gets so low I
have trouble standing up and walking.  It would probably only take 2-4 weeks to get that bad. I eat
vitamin c and fruits and vegetables and b12 oils/fats and everything I can think of.  I always crash physically without
meat. :shrug:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23664019 - 09/21/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Id rather not get organ damage from malnutrition thanks


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: howsyournaggerdoin]
    #23664084 - 09/21/16 04:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

on a scale from 1 to 10 I am totally DTF and eat garbanxo


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23664108 - 09/21/16 04:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I guess sometimes you can't have your cake and fuck it too.


ohhhhh creampie.




I almost spit out my coffee reading this


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664210 - 09/21/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Definitely pass, pretty done with the whole starving thing.

I mean, I'll fight a couple of Mexicans or something, but not going without food.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23664299 - 09/21/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I'll fight a couple of Mexicans or something



Poll time:
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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23664304 - 09/21/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23664306 - 09/21/16 07:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'd do it without the garbanzo beans


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664309 - 09/21/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?



Like I say, nothing like that is worth it for a single night IMO. My pleasure comes from getting to know my partner, which takes time.

You know football hooliganism over here is pretty much dead right? It ain't the 80's anymore, when Millwall fans were always tooled up for a scrap.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664406 - 09/21/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm way too shy for that, man. Sex is wonderful and I love it, but gorgeous women really intimidate me, and I have to really trust them in order to enjoy sex.

That and the garbanzos for two months straight would make this an emphatic 'not a chance'.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Chakra Shock]
    #23664450 - 09/21/16 09:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Niffla]
    #23664458 - 09/21/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Joseph would you tell two millwall fc fans that millwall is a shit whole full of benders?

For the sex of course?



Like I say, nothing like that is worth it for a single night IMO. My pleasure comes from getting to know my partner, which takes time.

You know football hooliganism over here is pretty much dead right? It ain't the 80's anymore, when Millwall fans were always tooled up for a scrap.





I guess so, but it seems very much alive with Geordies espically in the tyne wear derby.

Quote:

Niffla said:
what in the fuck is a garbanzo

seriously

this is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing

and quite honestly it sounds made up

it sounds like a cheap alternative to xanax or some shit






Some Garbanzos.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23664468 - 09/21/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

A perfect 10, for me, would be my life partner so the question makes no sense to me.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 2
    #23664510 - 09/21/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:




Some Garbanzos.




:philososloth:

.......fuck it

this for a night



and sure why not

garbangles or whatever they're called for a couple of months, sure


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