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OfflineNolan92
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How wiling are you to fuck?
    #23663255 - 09/20/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Lets say you have the chance to slide your dick into/get smashed by a 10 in your spectrum of attractiveness for a night.

But the catch is you would have to live off of only boiled garbanzos (no condiments) for 2 months.

Would you go this far for a fuck night?


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663265 - 09/20/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Does she do everything I want her to no question, hesitation? If so, then probably. Otherwise, fuck that.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23663271 - 09/20/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fuck that sex isnt "that" good.. food can be better when your starving


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663279 - 09/20/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I guess sometimes you can't have your cake and fuck it too.


ohhhhh creampie.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663282 - 09/20/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I can get food whenever I want it. A perfect 10 willing to do everything nasty thing I want her to? We'll I'm over 30 years old and have never had one of those..


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineNolan92
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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663286 - 09/20/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anything man its your fuck night.


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"If a child feels like laughing he just laughs and it doesn't matter for him if others know why he laughs or not."

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 5
    #23663295 - 09/20/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

even though the 10 you wont know very well so the sex wouldnt be very sensual or attatched everybody knows a one night stand sex isnt as ggood as a passionate fuck of a lover even if its a 1 week lover


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch]
    #23663308 - 09/20/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This is a night of wild party sexy time, not romance fueled love making.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23663313 - 09/20/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Exactly....food is better in this instance.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23663328 - 09/20/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You can get food whenever though.. How many times in your life have you ate the perfect meal?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23663329 - 09/20/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? *DELETED* [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23663371 - 09/20/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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OfflineNolan92
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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: mt cleverest]
    #23663384 - 09/20/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yiu have the whole night to get back up, or use any tool at you'r disposal (weed, viagra etc,,)

Or is it that when you deflate so does your libido?


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"If a child feels like laughing he just laughs and it doesn't matter for him if others know why he laughs or not."

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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23663471 - 09/20/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck that, sex isnt even that great really. Id rather bang a line of blow and keep eating dank food.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 4
    #23663477 - 09/20/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Fuck that, sex isnt even that great really. Id rather bang a line of blow and keep eating dank food.



yeah especially if this chick is thick and your peen isnt very big


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: doublenotch] * 2
    #23663481 - 09/20/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

it'll feel like a chicken fuckin a big dog


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663495 - 09/20/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck your garbanzos, not that desperate.


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23663504 - 09/20/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no
even if I was single I can't stand beans


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23663623 - 09/20/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Would I be able to smoke meth out of a bong and drink the residual water out of her ass?


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Re: How wiling are you to fuck? [Re: thenagual]
    #23663699 - 09/20/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Up to you mate.


Its your night so enjoy it the way you want to.


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