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LobsterSauce


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Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant 1
#23658347 - 09/19/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The dude sucker punched me out of thin air as I jaunted down the street.
I had just exited the supermarket with the basil plant when I felt a furious fist collide with my face.
Quite startled and before I could gather my senses, this dude snatched the basil plant out of my unsuspecting paw before I could say what in tarnation.
He muttered something about me being a scamming scumbucket and that I wasn't going to krexit scam him if he had anything to do with it.
Before storming off, he theatrically introduced me to his two fists, Sgt. Krapow and Col. Kragurt and stated if I didn't want to meet them both again, I'd steer clear if I knew what was good for me.
I think he might've been part of the bloods gang on account of his over the top headwear and bandana.
This guy meant business.
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658359 - 09/19/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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What in tarnation!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658360 - 09/19/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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officers dont mingle with enlisted, it's against regulation
thus, your story is a fraud
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658361 - 09/19/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Are you pullin' are chains?
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658482 - 09/19/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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And I'll do it again, scammer !
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: Moonshoe]
#23658489 - 09/19/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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my chains feel pulled
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: Big Worm]
#23658541 - 09/19/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Maybe you shouldn't walk around carrying a basil plant like its no big deal. Everyone knows this.
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658550 - 09/19/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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did he keep the plant then?
You should have uzi' that biatch.
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23658551 - 09/19/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Punk basil bitch
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Re: Some dude gave me a stomping last night after I bought a basil plant [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23658555 - 09/19/16 11:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
LobsterSauce said: I felt a furious fist collide with my face. ... Before storming off, he theatrically introduced me to his two fists, Sgt. Krapow and Col. Kragurt and stated if I didn't want to meet them both again, I'd steer clear if I knew what was good for me.
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