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Invisiblenice1returns
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Woke up in mums bed
    #23657463 - 09/19/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Hello,
I drank a butt load yesterday, don't have any memory of getting home but when I woke up I was in my mothers bed.

Apparently I walked in got in her bed and slept and made her sleep on the sofa, shes been frightened all night.

I have no memory of it at all.  Obv I feel like a total cunt.

Just a warning to others, your body can be going around doing stuff and you ain't even there or conscious if you drink enuff booze.  :frown:


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns] * 12
    #23657464 - 09/19/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hey man..

quick advice.

move out.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns] * 6
    #23657467 - 09/19/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:freud:


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns]
    #23657469 - 09/19/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

My buddy used to sleepwalk and piss in random parts of the house when he would get really wasted, which would be every weekend. 


Pissed on his girlfriend in bed, his parents room while they were sleeping and woke up to him.


It was terrible.  But it's hilarious and ironic.

Because his dad taught him and his brother to sit while they pee as to not get piss on the toilet.  So instead he pisses anywhere he happens too when he's drunk enough.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: rackem]
    #23657471 - 09/19/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I'm moving to Spain in a few weeks but thats not the problem here; I didn't even know alcohol could make me do that.  I was litterally asleep but my body was going round doing stuff as if I was awake :p

Ye Big worm this is whats been starting to happen basically, last week I pissed on the stairs, this time I woke up in mums bed and had pissed my pants :frown:  I suck.

I've never had this before though I didn't know that was even possible my bodies going round doing shit on its own and I'm not even there concsious.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: Big Worm]
    #23657477 - 09/19/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like a he is a walking time bomb for indecent exposure case.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns] * 3
    #23657509 - 09/19/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like you blacked out. Not uncommon.

Blacking out does not necessarily mean passing out. It is a lapse in
memory due to a high blood alcohol level. The neurotransmitter
Acetylcholine plays a large role. It is the neurotransmitter associated
with memory, and alcohol binds to the acetylcholine transmitters which
block actual acetylcholine from reaching dendrites, halting memories from
that period in time from being stored. Crazy stuff


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns] * 13
    #23657516 - 09/19/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It's all good man, we've all woken up in your mom's bed at least once before.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: abltsandwich] * 2
    #23657517 - 09/19/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

im always out by sunrise.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23657527 - 09/19/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
It's all good man, we've all woken up in your mom's bed at least once before.




lol


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: rackem] * 1
    #23657529 - 09/19/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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rackem said:
im always out by sunrise.




Such a gentleman


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23657537 - 09/19/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yup.. i dont want any mixed signals.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: rackem]
    #23657555 - 09/19/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
hey man..

quick advice.

move out.




Quick advice,

I live in the UK

Theres no housing and its near impossible for young people to move out

but yea must feel cool for you to be a judgemental prick to others


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns] * 4
    #23657560 - 09/19/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

judgemental prick?

dude you woke up in your moms bedroom. that move out advice is to make sure it doesnt happen again.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns]
    #23657567 - 09/19/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

No pics...


    :unwanted:


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: nice1returns]
    #23657573 - 09/19/16 01:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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nice1returns said:
Quote:

rackem said:
hey man..

quick advice.

move out.




Quick advice,

I live in the UK

Theres no housing and its near impossible for young people to move out

but yea must feel cool for you to be a judgemental prick to others



He's saying that'll be awkward as fuck


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23657579 - 09/19/16 01:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I piss on things when I blackout too, amongst other things. That is why I quit drinking enough to do so.


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: Othyem]
    #23657592 - 09/19/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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I piss on things when I blackout too, amongst other things.



Yeah this is one of my pet hates about getting blackout drunk. It's not just me either, mates have gone off the top of the stairs, in the wardrobe, etc. I also quit drinking enough to do so.

Although, in line with OP, I also crashed into bed in between my mum & my dad on holiday many years ago. They took it surprisingly well - I think if I was in my dads position, I'd be pretty pissed about it....


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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: Othyem]
    #23657603 - 09/19/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)


:whoa:
Welcome to A.A.:tinfoil:
Keep comin back it works if ya work it...
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Re: Woke up in mums bed [Re: billy jowl] * 1
    #23657611 - 09/19/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Getting blackout drunk not only leads to things like this but much more.

Be thankful you only slept in her bed this time.

If I feel alcohol creeping up these days I'll usually slow down.

It took long enough.


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