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office mailroom gig - blowing the lid off * 1
    #23655266 - 09/18/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You want to talk about stress? I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. How about that for stress?

This company is being bled like a stuck pig, and I got a paper trail to prove it.
Check this out.
Take a look at this.

Now, let's talk about the mail.
Can we talk about the mail, please? I've been dying to talk about the mail with everyone all day, okay?

Pepe Silvia

This name keeps coming up over and over again.
Every day, Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me.
I look in the mail.
This whole box is Pepe Silvia.
So, I say to myself, I got to find this guy.
I got to go up to his office.
I got to put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands, otherwise he's never gonna get it.
It's gonna keep coming back down here, so I go up to Pepe's office, and what do I find out? What do I find out?!

There is no Pepe Silvia.
The man does not exist, okay?

So, I decide, "Oh, shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper."
I got boxes full of Pepe!

All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door, and I say, "CAROLLLL!!, I got to talk to you about Pepe!!!"

And when I open the door, what do I find?

There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office.
There is no Carol in HR.
Half the employees in this building have been made up.

This office is a goddamn ghost town.


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InvisibleBoomer The Great
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Re: office mailroom gig - blowing the lid off [Re: shadyy]
    #23655289 - 09/18/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

LOL Always Sunny.

You're never gonna fool me i hate liz


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Re: office mailroom gig - blowing the lid off [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #23655306 - 09/18/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)



:lol:


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