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Prisoner#1
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23655429 - 09/18/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: A golden cup to drink from.
or
A golden toilet to let go in
Discuss luxuriously.
if you cant sell it and no one can see it, does it exist anywhere other than you head?
apparently it does...
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/guggenheim-museum-in-nyc-unveils-18-karat-gold-toilet/
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23655447 - 09/18/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's a crying shame that they would put a gold toilet in such a beautifully designed museum... then again the last time I was there they had an "art exhibit" where people were serving espressos .
I'll take the gold toilet and find a loophole in whatever contract I signed that says I can't sell it, or just sell it in a country where the contract is meaningless.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: falsereality]
#23655473 - 09/18/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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falsereality said: I'll take the gold toilet and find a loophole in whatever contract I signed that says I can't sell it, or just sell it in a country where the contract is meaningless.
you could simply melt t down and make coins from it, then you're a coin dealer and not a plumber
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falsereality


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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23655489 - 09/18/16 12:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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falsereality said: I'll take the gold toilet and find a loophole in whatever contract I signed that says I can't sell it, or just sell it in a country where the contract is meaningless.
you could simply melt t down and make coins from it, then you're a coin dealer and not a plumber
I would probably electroplate apple watches and sell them for stupid money. Rinse and repeat. Idrones will buy anything.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23655643 - 09/18/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm in the market for a golden cup, to drink from. I've been thinking of getting a durable 1 pint stainless steel cup and having its insides gilded.
I find the notion of a golden toilet repulsive.
Curious how you all feel.
Why do you find it repulsive?
And what makes you crave a golden cup?
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: 28064212] 1
#23656066 - 09/18/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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With a golden cup you ingest gold wityh every sip. Ingesting gold is associated with all sorts of virtues throughout history. With a golden cup you hold what you ingest and the ingestion to a high standard. Think, the Eucharist ceremony. A golden cup is RESPECTFUL
With a golden toilet you shit on gold, in a world where the richest 80 people have more wealth than the poorest 3.5 BILLION people. You shit on gold and with that you shit on the poor. A golden toilet is DISRESPECTFUL.
The Dalai Lama would drink out of a golden cup Trump would shit into a golden toilet. That's the difference.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23656083 - 09/18/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Imagine drinking your Ayahuasca, your Cactus brew, your Mushroom tea, but also your daily water and fine IPA beer out of a golden cup.
Isnt that nice? 
When I made Cactus brew for my group of friends I had a gold krugerrand in the pot all the time. Alchemy man. Rich Chinese used to cook a gold coin with their rice to impart gold-ness to their food.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23656088 - 09/18/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Asante said: With a golden cup you ingest gold wityh every sip. Ingesting gold is associated with all sorts of virtues throughout history. With a golden cup you hold what you ingest and the ingestion to a high standard. Think, the Eucharist ceremony. A golden cup is RESPECTFUL
With a golden toilet you shit on gold, in a world where the richest 80 people have more wealth than the poorest 3.5 BILLION people. You shit on gold and with that you shit on the poor. A golden toilet is DISRESPECTFUL.
The Dalai Lama would drink out of a golden cup Trump would shit into a golden toilet. That's the difference.
Ok, you changed my mind, I would choose a gold cup plated with potassium gold cyanide and gift it to the next Dalia Llama.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23656097 - 09/18/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, if I choose the cup I can only use it when I'm alone.
Whereas with the toilet, I'm most likely gonna be alone anyway.
I say toilet.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: shadyy]
#23656182 - 09/18/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have always wanted a solid gold shitter. It's one of those things I'd do if I had vast wealth so I could show my utter contempt for society by taking a dump over a rare metal throne.
Silverware for my meals please, and stainless steel cooking implements, because cast iron is fucking hard to clean.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23656218 - 09/18/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Visionary Tools said: Silverware for my meals please, and stainless steel cooking implements, because cast iron is fucking hard to clean.
You're not supposed to clean it. It's supposed to cake up a natural spice. People pay decent money for used cast iron for that exact reason.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23656222 - 09/18/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Could the cup be a pimp chalice?
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23656261 - 09/18/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Visionary Tools said: Silverware for my meals please, and stainless steel cooking implements, because cast iron is fucking hard to clean.
You're not supposed to clean it. It's supposed to cake up a natural spice. People pay decent money for used cast iron for that exact reason.
Eh, i've seen cast iron pans covered in cat and dog hairs, and the owner wouldn't clean it, because you don't clean cast iron.
Stainless steel. Non toxic, easy as piss to clean.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23656302 - 09/18/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Visionary Tools said: covered in cat and dog hairs
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23656497 - 09/18/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Definitely a golden cup to to drink from. Everyone needs a pimp chalice.
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23656523 - 09/18/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Makes me wish I still have a grill hahah...
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23657309 - 09/18/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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cup because it would look like i was magical when i drank from it, you'd just see floating liquid and be convinced of my (admittedly oddly manifesting) divinity
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23657526 - 09/19/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: If you can't sell the gold, then his desire for money instead is LogicaL.
I choose a golden toilet however. But instead of water like a regular toilet, it's filled instead with fine wine - as any golden toilet should.
I fill my golden toliet with Italian Champagne
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: Asante]
#23657530 - 09/19/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Professional tasters use gold utensils because of its totally neutral flavor. Yes professional tasters exist, and stainless steel and plastic apparently impact flavor of food. In light of that, a golden cup would be more functional than a golden toilet, which would also have to be cleaned with a bunch of stuff that would ruin the gold anyway. I'll take the cup. But I'm not above occasionally using the golden cup as a toilet when I'm bored in the afternoons and my blood sugar has dropped before lunch. I think taking a nice steamy dump in a golden cup would be nice once in a while to lift the spirit.
Edited by abltsandwich (09/19/16 01:07 AM)
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Re: If you couldn't sell it and no one would see it, what would you rather have? [Re: abltsandwich]
#23657534 - 09/19/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Interesting.
I saw a show on a professional ice cream taster. Quality control guy, they said his tongue was worth a lot of money 
He did a lot of swirling and spitting thou. eew.
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